XXX sec stories, free, high quality, topical
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link
lol
― gr8080, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CUmHSbc.jpg
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link
slightly more informative placeholder up
definitely going live this monday, most likely at 11 am or so. i keep changing the organization of it every day but currently the plan is to launch with two episodes of 5 stories each. then i'll follow up with a third five-minute episode the following week (it's almost done already, i'm just trying to give myself a buffer just in case).
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link
lookin good!
― gr8080, Sunday, 25 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link
Yes looking great!
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 25 January 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link
http://38.media.tumblr.com/d6043387c1c692a87efc103f5b04195d/tumblr_nir56wX1ey1qdmmiqo1_500.gif
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link
11am U.S. eastern time to be specific.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link
Pumped!
― MaresNest, Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link
ugh, why does TSS have to be toxic shock syndrome
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link
i don't want people to get the wrong idea about these xxx sec. stories
they'll be fine if they follow the instructions on the tampon box
― groundless round (La Lechera), Sunday, 25 January 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link
...better make it noon eastern rather than 11am.
so, mobile isn't going to work, at least not today. I think we have a work around, but for now it's only going to work on desktop/laptops.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link
YAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
THIS LOOKS AMAZINGGGG <333333
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
OK, it's up.
ThirtySecondStories.com
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
omg nearly crying... this is the best Zach!
And how immaculate you gave mine video... it fits so magnificently!
wow
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link
These are brilliant Zach. Congratulations.
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link
amazing work, there is so much potential for this idea, laughing my head off.
who is the table man? i laughed hard at that.
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
do you want us to use a hashtag?
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link
table man is horseebooks
re: hashtag: you can if you want: #thirtysecondstories
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link
Teacup! OMG
― Nekomizu don't work (MaresNest), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link
yeah, that's my niece. :)
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link
I also really like the one about the guys throwing dollars - good deadpan ending.
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link
Teacup one is hilarious. Zach this is great man. All that hard work def paid off.
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link
:) thank you. These videos are some of my first, so I'm learning as I go.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link
ILXors have some great sounding voices.
The sound effects are a great touch!
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
"She won't pick them up... She won't pick them up..." <3
And Tom Petty hating kitty. And omg Xelerator asshole. And staring insect. 524 Tuba. <3
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link
oh, one more thing: there are high-quality versions of each video on this playlist. in some caes, much, MUCH higher-quality versions! if you like a particular video, you can also use the youtube playlist to share individual stories with others.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link
oh man this is excellent, excellent stuff
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 26 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link
thank you! :)
oh, minor thing, but you can pause the videos with space bar or skip to the next one with the right arrow.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Is L from DC one of us? That $20 story is terrifying, good god
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 26 January 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link
whoa did not expect ronan to sound like that, or abbott!!!
― just1n3, Monday, 26 January 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link
The $20 one is Laura Warman. Not an ilxor but an amazing artist.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link
I'll let my cat know.
whole project is awesome of course!
― rob, Monday, 26 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link
these are really enjoyable my favorite by far was the praying mantisfor some reason the website played it 2x and i watched it 2x
― groundless round (La Lechera), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link
My guesses were that the cat story was carl and the tuba story was LL. whoops! Can't wait to not be in class so I can listen to this all again.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link
^^
― markers, Monday, 26 January 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link
haha! omg lol. who was the tuba? i didn't even submit a story. i might now, if i can think of something i want to share.
― groundless round (La Lechera), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link
abbott!
― just1n3, Monday, 26 January 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link
wow i had no idea that's what abbott sounded like either!my voice is way lower, and much less fun
― groundless round (La Lechera), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link
something about the intonations in abb's voice made me feel an LL vibe! I wasn't too surprised to find out it was abbs thoughboth times I've recorded something for Zach (mine isn't up yet) I've been sick so I sound way huskier than I am IRL
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link
damnit i won't be near a laptop/desktop for a few days maybe
― gr8080, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link
yeah, me and the benevolent coder guy are going to work on mobile support (again) later this evening. for now, though, don't forget you can always check out the youtube playlist, which should work on your phone: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtnDNzhDcq9sxH2LlcDATCyzLPtlF3kG9
beautiful URL! but yeah, the mobile/tablet thing is a bummer. right now i have a redirect in place that detects if it's a phone/tablet, then redirects to sorry.html with a message saying that mobile doesn't work yet, check it out on a computer. about a 1/3 of the visitors have been redirected to sorry.html so far today. :(
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link
who found the body by the side of the road? that one was v dramatically delivered.
― groundless round (La Lechera), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link
just a suggestion but maybe you should make a new ThirtySecondStories youtube acct?
― gr8080, Monday, 26 January 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link
― groundless round (La Lechera), Monday, January 26, 2015 11:27 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm. did not play twice for me, but I would have enjoyed it.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
xpost
that's Ronan!
There are a few more ILXor contributions coming in the next batch, too. Grady's was actually the very first one I completed, but I'm going to re-do it. I'm still at the extreme beginner's end of the final cut pro learning curve, and his was the very first one I did. I tried my best and was happy with it at the time but now it looks pretty bad compared to some of the newer videos and I wanted to do a better job. same deal with silby's story.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link
do i recall him doing some acting or something? he should record audiobooks.
― groundless round (La Lechera), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link
RE: setting up a new youtube account, we'll see. It's tough to tell how much interest there will be. If someone ends up writing about it and it gets a big boost in traffic I might try to sharpen things up a little on youtube, but it's more likely that it will just fade into the halls of the forgotten internet. either way, i'm going to keep plugging away at new stories for the forthcoming weeks/months.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link
this is mostly very relaxing, but the mantis gaze made my heart race a little
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link