Bone Broth Mania

^ Example of why a bone broth revolution is U+K

i read that nytimes article and i still dont understand why people are pretending to be all ~shocked~ that food fads exist

When I was a Phở connoisseur, I knew which restaurants started simmering their oxtail and neck bones at 2 AM. Unlike chicken broth, there really aren't any acceptable vegan substitutes, so my rice noodle consumption has gone down markedly.

Damned immigrants and their steaming necks!

as a cost savings, lots of commercial broth is made by throwing a bunch of hot pockets in a toilet
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 16, 2015 4:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/7ZdVZ.gif

barffffffffffff

^^^ nightmare fuel; should come with a warning

last week millenials discovered ass eating, this week we discover cooking

ost maybe it's just rich people discovering cooking

Bon mot

I've used my 10 article what's bone broth is it just stock

Also sesame seeds are a "spice", they are sold in the spice section so maybe people think they are as weird as cumin. I LOVE sesame seeds - that is my bagel, WTF.

well, reading the article, the "new" thing is drinking stock as if it's a drink which is... also not exactly new but also pretty gross imo

http://www.unilever.co.uk/Images/450---Bovril_Beef_250g_tcm28-293304.jpg

You could just have a V8. I make noodle soup with V8 all of the time.

the Indianapolis Colts getting in on the action, bone broth didn't help them beat the Pats though

http://i.imgur.com/R6zbJ51.jpgmo

I'm guessing broth as described here is like stock except there's no carrot, celery, herbs or onion in the pot.

My next question: it seems to me that the broth people are just chucking bones into a pot of water and then boiling, but you don't get decent colour in your broth/consommé/stock without roasting the bones in the oven beforehand, right?

At this point I've been going to my nearest butcher (supplier to a few dozen great restaurants nearby) for years and they'll always throw in free bones or chicken carcasses with my order. These become beef stock for chilli or French onion soup, or chicken stock for matzoh ball soup.

Absolutely, I roast my beef neckbones for ~4 hrs at 300 before they hit the water.

All the bone broth instructions I've read call for roasting bones and adding aromatics. Yeah, it's stock, nbd. Paleo takeaway is "get more collagen/gelatin", so some recipes advocate chicken feet and/or pork trotters and/or veal knuckles.

No roasting required for Chinese pork rib soup

I had a Bloody Mary this weekend made w bone broth, it was fine

next up: bone broth cupcakes.

psyched for the bone broth cronut tbh

I'm holding out for Bovporken (beef, pork, and chicken bone broth).

I bought a cup of broth from the chinese supermarket across from my apt for .50 yesterday

Billboard near my work today: Eat Adventurously With New Broth Bowls at Panera Bread!

I have a theory that "broth" has taken off with paleo types because of its rough, germanic sound, subconsciously associating it with tough primitives in people's minds (as opposed to "soup").

I made stock for gumbo in a pressure cooker a few weeks ago and it was insane

Billboard near my work today: Eat Adventurously With New Broth Bowls at Panera Bread!

― Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Thursday, January 29, 2015 12:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i saw this too

I have a theory

Seems like a basically sound theory to me. Although "stock" has similar rough Teutonic qualities, "broth" seems more archaic and evocative.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzscM_1CUAAuPvb.jpg

mmm. it's kicky in the good way, not the mule way.

M'm! M'm! Good... God this is... iced broth?!

I think 'bone' is the greater signifier at work. Bone stock or soup would work just as well.

bone soup just sounds like soup with a kitchen mixup

stoked that they're using bones in broth making now instead of old humidifiers

lol

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1360057986l/1031461.jpg

goddamn this is just a way to make soup more expensive. i went to buy marrowbones the other day – more expensive than fucking palladium or w/e.

atkins --> low carb --> gluten free --> paleo --> bone broth --> lab-grown mastadon meat so you can one-up your friends by controlling your food intake

http://image.pbs.org/video-assets/WENH/caldecott-literature-series/1248/images/Mezzanine_938.jpg.fit.344x192.jpg

A local ranch opened up a little storefront in FW - I got a three pound grass fed beef heart for $6 and a bag of bones (enough to fill a 6qt pressure cooker) for $13. I think I'll stick to the heart.

trendy in DC too

the chef has been brewing up bone-broth curatives since the Red Apron commissary opened in late 2012 behind Union Market.

"But I didn't know it was" a bone-broth curative, Anda says one afternoon at Red Apron's D Street NW store.

"He didn't know anybody would buy it in a coffee cup," interjects Megan Bailey, PR director for Neighborhood Restaurant Group, the parent of Red Apron.

Starting Monday at the D Street location, Red Apron will start hawking bone broths, in 8-ounce and 12-ounce servings ($4.25 and $5.50 respectively). Broths will be available in pork, beef and smoked chicken, and each can be flavored with your choice of aromatics.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2015/01/22/throw-us-a-frickin-bone-red-apron-jumps-on-the-broth-bandwagon/

http://i.imgur.com/VWvB0M9.jpg

Well done you hipster foodie fucks.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-12/paleo-diet-cookbook-for-babies-under-investigation-pete-evans/6309452

Bubba Yum Yum: The Paleo Way was due to hit stores on Friday, but publishers have “held back release” indefinitely after health officials intervened, the Australian Women’s Weekly reports. Their major concern was a recipe for DIY baby formula which “contains more than ten times the safe maximum daily intake of vitamin A for babies and inadequate levels of other nutrients.”

There are so many punchable things about this story I dont know where to start. This twat also advocates "activated almonds" as if thats an Actual Thing.

Dont feed your baby breast milk, theyre better off with this ton of salted meat juice soup!

Wtf

pete evans is no better than that fake cancer woman who stole all that charity $$

Oh lol Belle Gibson. That story's been a hilarious trainwreck to follow.

tbf to hipsters, i never really felt like paleo was a hipster or even a "foodie" thing? ime it's been more a hyper-masculine fitness dork thing

http://www.yates.com.au/images/au/products/fertilising/yates-blood-and-bone-based-fertiliser.jpg

makes 1000l of tasty broth

smells good 2

The bone broth for kids guy is way beyond anti-vax btw, he believes and actively promotes the idea that a non paleo diet causes autism

what is wrong with these people - by very simple logic that means WE WOULD ALL BE AUTISTIC.

needs a swift kick in the activated almonds imo

the autism thing goddamn won't go away

i mean obviously something environmentally or whatever-wise could be causing increased autism but i do strongly believe that a big factor in autism's "rise" is diagnosis.

there were totally people in my school growing up that were very austistic, i was from a small town and there wasn't much in the way of school mental health and they were just considered like "oh that's derek he's weird and remembers what year everyone's parents graduated high school" but i never heard the word austistic until years later

i have a coworker who is an idiot and has a friend who sells her on all these quacky nutrition theories and she told me "i'm making bone broth this weekend because i'm getting sick." i just kind of stared.

we were at a race/kid's park Halloween party thing a couple of weekends ago and one of the sponsors was selling "osteobroth," which they touted as being made from chicken bones and tasting just like chicken broth!

At which point I started gibbering with incoherent rage until I blacked out.

i feel like some of her questions are so stupid that whenever i respond to them i am being condescending so i just kept "hi broth is always made from bones what are you talking about and what diseases do you have that it is curing" to myself

one week she kept carrying around a container of water with sliced cucumbers and lemons in it and said "it detoxes you" X(

You should tell her to turn that stock into a lovely soup.

I just made two batches of "bone broth" (chicken and beef) to prep for surgery.

Not because I think it is going to make me any more resilient/help me heal faster, just because I think it counts as a clear liquid and I think it will taste good when I can't eat :(

Anyway, I am down with bone broth. I would definitely make it if I felt I were coming down with a cold, why because hot salty beefy liquid taste good.