fantastic
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 2 November 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
bump in case anyone missed this^
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
REAL ESTATE EDITION: THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME CAN'T FOCUS
http://www.actionplusrealty.com/sites/actionplusrealty.com/files/male_agent_with_arms_crossedsm.jpg
http://tokensimprov.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Hiring-A-Real-Estate-Agent-To-Sell-Your-House.jpg
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http://www.cloverdalerealestateagents.com/wp-content/uploads/reliable-real-estate-agent.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
http://www.toprealestatesites.net/news/gallery/how-to-choose-a-real-estate-agent-to-sell-a-house/choose_a_real_estate_agent_to_sell_a_house.jpg
"Um, the keys?"
"Oh right!"
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"So, Mr. and Mrs. Bardreaux, what else can I do for you?"
"You can get the fuck off my new yard."
― pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
http://www.eagent360.com/images/front/agent_banner.jpg
http://premiumpartnersandassociates.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Real-Estate-Agent.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
http://calldenverhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Sell-Your-House.jpg
"Hello, 9-1-1?"
― pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
<3333
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
http://saportareport.com/leadership/homemortgages/files/2012/04/open-house-real-estate-agent-sellers-lg.jpg
"Coooommmmmmee Innnnnnn! Come In and Staayyyyyyyy!"
― pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
http://arslexis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Perfect-Real-Estate-Agent.jpg
"But doesn't it bother you that she took our souls for downpayment?"
"Eh, can't really beat 3.9 percent though."
― pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
Daddy, tell me about 2003.
http://www.mynewsletterbuilder.com/ex/template_content_corner/ex57/images/real-estate-agent-636.jpg
"Well, houses had these awful brick facades, bald African American men were compelled to wear BlueTooth sets 24 hours a day and generic yard signs without logos or phone numbers were always used for realistic effect."
― pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link
"But now, honey, we live in the future!"
http://lisslawboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/realtor.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 13 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
This seems a nice way to promote your office comedy:
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/vince-vaughn-and-costars-pose-idiotic-stock-photos-you-can-have-free-163239
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shopped from these: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/vince-vaughns-hilarious-stock-photos-were-made-these-equally-ludicrous-originals-163285
― Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Thursday, 5 March 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link
http://www.loganzillmerphoto.com/portfolio/
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
Stoners, they're just like us!https://i.redditmedia.com/jD6E9B27izPkjT7BlwxTmgpEfyBFQix-Oru2VsydRqM.jpg?w=960&s=abc644f7dde5fd14a7a159de7311ca16
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― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 11 November 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link
Ha:
http://womensmilingalonewithsalesforce.tumblr.com/
Works either as sincere captioning or the most deadpan shit ever
― (rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 11 November 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link