trying to work out the risk of being caught by another passenger on this train watching warhammer asmr
― ogmor, Monday, October 13, 2014 9:52 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Monday, 13 October 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
i installed iOS8 on my iphone saturday and on sunday i started typing "u-n-c-l-e" in a text message and one of the three words it auto-suggested was "UNCLESHAVEDLONGCOCK"
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, October 13, 2014 1:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
do you ever just look at a cop car going by and think, maybe...
― goole, Monday, October 13, 2014 1:48 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
always
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, October 13, 2014 1:53 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 October 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
lol
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
You spelled Schuylkill wrong you shitbird carpetbagger
― 龜, Sunday, October 12, 2014 11:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link
Ah I remember that
Whiney called out a dude for using a picture of a 70s basketball player in a way that was like "lol afro" and then all the white people on ILM spent hundreds of posts trying to separate their uses of rapper profile pics from that
― 龜, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:02 (Yesterday) Permalink
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link
#spiritofilx
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link
I feel like beef just isn't very snacky in nature
― iatee, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:30 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not usually its true
― lag∞n, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:33 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but what about if we dried it out for u
― lag∞n, Thursday, September 18, 2014 3:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
still waiting for the iatee/lag∞n podcast
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
the outer borough jerky hour
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
Would listen to in my car
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link
In the burbs
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link
sorting through the day's mail
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link
started from de Botton now we here
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 11:22 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 11:01 (nine years ago) link
no way am i going to be able to resist stealing that at some point
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link
idk maybe im in a kinda raw place tonight or sthing but I opened my desktop and a popup appeared and said avg has protected you from several threats recently and I nearly wept in gratitude at this strange and unasked for but directly acknowledged and calmly asserted kindness strange night strange times
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 3:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
i love that post
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
Foo Fighters are the number one band for people who tuck in their t-shirts
― chr1sb3singer, Thursday, October 16, 2014 12:13 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Rush fans aren't gonna give up that easily pal
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, October 16, 2014 1:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― some dude, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
Wikipedia says Autobio of Dale Cooper was written by Mark's brother, Scott Frost.
― abanana, Thursday, 16 October 2014 21:14 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's obviously wrong since it was written by special agent dale cooper
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 October 2014 21:28 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Thursday, 16 October 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link
― Ingredients: water, flavor, (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 October 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx. Particularly trying to out people who don't want to be outed and who have previously stated that they are not the former user you believe they are. Thanks for understanding.
― how's life, Thursday, 16 October 2014 23:48 (Yesterday)
this principle might be worth shit if it didnt apply to cases where hypothetically new posters continued spiteful and unreciprocated vendettas from their prior incarnations
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is a storied ilx activity w many good threads devoted to it
― lag∞n, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:16 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
including the one where the case for waterface=que was put forward!
― 龜✊ (wins), Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if u want to outrun yr past u have to come up w a new posting style is whats what
― lag∞n, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
que's que
― Treeship, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― een, Friday, 17 October 2014 02:39 (nine years ago) link
what a punchline
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 October 2014 06:54 (nine years ago) link
and what
― jaymc, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
wake up with alarm, have some breakfast. stay focused and half of success is just showing up, so that's a priority. turn on jars of clay at a decent volume and stare at the scripture i had engraved on the wall in my office. go with a hot hand, pay attention to the stats but can't forget intuition. you have nine innings to score more runs than the other team, and you score a run when you go all the way around the bases and then touch home plate again. before there are 3 outs. there are other rules but at the end of the day you say your goodbyes and go home and prepare for that next day. mental long grind dinner empty dreams, sun alarm breakfast and it starts again.
― Karl Malone, Monday, October 20, 2014 7:46 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― schwantz, Monday, 20 October 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
The album title My Name Is Albert Ayler always makes me start singing
Oh, my name is Albert Ayler,I hope you like my showI know you're rootin' for me, but now I have to SKRONNNNKSREEEEESRIIIERAAARRRK
to the tune of this: http://youtu.be/ESEiJlseLWo
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, October 4, 2014 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link
lmaoo
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
amazing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
dying
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
they were shooting at the boss and nothing was happening then the boss opened his biddle-eye and the eye pulsed red so they shot him in the biddle-eye and now mercedes benzes are crashing into gawker
― woof, Tuesday, October 21, 2014 9:22 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
very good
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
i keep walking past the bus stop near where im staying and it says "both sides of the road" and it makes me think of this thread― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkso i looked on discogs and it listed no records called that, apart from one called corpses on both sides of the road, by some people called endometrium cuntplow― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so i looked on discogs and it listed no records called that, apart from one called corpses on both sides of the road, by some people called endometrium cuntplow
― anvil, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 1:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
haha
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
I have a US Chip and Sig Card and the chip works just fine, it just forces the machine to do a signature transaction, completely useless but no swipe required. The only place I'e ever had a problem was germany where the don't particularly like cards anyway, really hate foreign cards, so foreign cards that don't obey the rules are an absolute no no.― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:05 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkwhat is the preferred german method of payment― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:09 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkWeird porn.― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:11 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinki HAVE TO move to berlin― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:12 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:05 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what is the preferred german method of payment
― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:09 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Weird porn.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:11 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i HAVE TO move to berlin
― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:12 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
i think i've seen endometrium cuntplow at least 2x this year
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:21 (nine years ago) link
yeah but anvil's talking about the band
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link
Been a while since I saw the doc but can't recall it saying too much about him being a hermit. As so often in these cases (cf. Jandek) "hermit" is taken to mean "doesn't play live or give interviews". Scott travels on the tube, goes to the cinema &c.
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, October 9, 2014 4:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Scott is like Kubrick - only gives interviews etc when he's got new product to promote. When you have a looong gap between albs, that means you vanish from the public eye and get accused of being a hermit.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, October 9, 2014 4:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Not sure that's the only reason we haven't heard from Kubrick of late
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, October 9, 2014 4:42 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 23 October 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
*snort*
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 23 October 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
xp - lj -- SO AM I!!!
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
obv
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link
Cosmetic surgery, Comic Con, big boy stickball...they're all just, like, the in-flight entertainment as we ride this plane called life into the void, man. Who am I to say that this dude in the seat next to me is ignoring oblivion in the wrong way, know what I'm sayin'? (smokes a marijuana joint)
― Remoistening The Trough (Old Lunch), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 4:48 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 October 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
lol sarahell
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 26 October 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
I was havin a drink with a lady last night and outta nowhere the v odd guy on the stool next to me, who had been trying to engage us in conversation a little creepily for awhile, announced in my general direction that all the women in the joint were "hookers" and weren't with him because he "wasn't willing to pay for it." I immediately thought of all this shit. Like oh right, those dudes but irl, cool.
The guy was 86'd shortly thereafter, and I'm certain the bartender works for gawker.
― Clay, Tuesday, October 28, 2014 6:38 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Monday, 27 October 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 October 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
I hate seeing those macros and finally hitting the tab that says "Hide this content."
And Facebook asks, why? Is it offensive? Is it an ad? Should it not be on Facebook?
Facebook continues to prod, What about this? *picture of co-worker walking her dog* Or this? *Hi, I'm Tom Cotton, doesn't my neck just invite you to strangle it?*
Before I know it, I've forgotten where I was going with all this and move on. That is, until the next time I see one of those stupid macros.
― pplains, Tuesday, October 28, 2014 10:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
So I order food. Just 10 wings. They bring me only 9. Yep I'm at bit pissed off. I pay for 10 I'd like to have 10. If I ever return to Pittsburg I don't think I'd come back. Service is like 90 percent of the dining experience.
― alomar lines (anky), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 8:08 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but they brought you like 90 percent of the wings you asked for
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 10:41 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a82/bobbysixer/IMG_2551_zps7ccb5e87.jpg
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:14 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Camden tourists advertising ILE
there are ways to mute the shutter sound you know
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 14:54 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
*dies*
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
loooool
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
awesome
― ILOVEMASONNA (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
arf
― NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
real tho
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link