A spent penny is worth more than a pound.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
A marriage vow has no poetry
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
A lost cause is its own reward.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
Never outrun success, smelling the roses is the journey
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
nine sisters makes a barrowful, nine brothers makes a mess
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
Ask a lost traveler for a map on a dare, reader beware
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
The wayward stripe oft pockets a solid
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
Your ace in the hole is the hole in your ass.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
To see Harpo Marx is to see Oprah W rammed aside.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
The turtle of capitalism is painted on the face of the recidivist.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
To work constantly is to pick up the bayonet!
A revolutionary action starts with a tiny weed.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Once a toast, always a bread.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
The bosom of shame has milk for those who will drink it.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
Two Garys don't make a Robert.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
A ceiling is only as high as the shortest man that can't get into the building.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Face down in the shade, a lying man waits.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
a knife in the back is worse than two in the kitchen
― Treeship, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
You can't spell "abort" without art and b.o.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
Fear the reaper and swaddle the tweaker.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
Holler in a hole, kill your mother's soul.
― Explanations Are Too Boring! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
Behind every great person is a people's front
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
When rich men weep the mountains grow steep.
― Morris the Florist meets Horace the Taurus (Aimless), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
Its easy to be a knocker, its harder to be a door
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
better a pennyworth of timber than a mountebank for a cousin
― bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
It is the fool who pulls the stray thread; the wise man tucks it up under.
― weatheringdaleson, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
Just because tomatoes grow in the dark, doesn't mean a dog will.
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
the only thing more true than change is the changing of truth
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link
which way which will
― The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
he who breaks bread keeps his head
― posted missing (onimo), Monday, 9 November 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
you can't unsuck a dick
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
neither fake nor inscrutable
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush.
― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
When you're young you only have left friends.When you're old you barely have friends left.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
--Winston Churchill
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
many a sweet poon was splayed on an old piddle
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 7 December 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
^ too good to leave in sandbox tbh
King Kong rationalised his risk, and look what happened to him!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 07:58 (eight years ago) link
Nothing is plastic once it's worn
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link
A moth to a flame makes a sane man lame.
― how's life, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
Every fight about work is a fight about fighting about work.
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:19 (eight years ago) link
Ain't no party like the Democratic party cause the Democratic party has pizza rolls
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 December 2015 08:52 (eight years ago) link
Bees knees are overrated.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 December 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link
When the beast kneels, the feast begins!
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
demi lovato and wilder valderrama's dog 'spawn' died, he was fez on tv
― del griffith, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
Show me a person that understands fractions, and I'll show you a really neat piece of ice
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link
A really neat piece of ice doesn't last forever, so try to get other people to look at it while it still exists
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
if you're not going to wash it, don't expect anybody to eat it
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
when a banana loses its peel, it gains what it lost in elasticity