What do you look like in your underwear?

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nothing like that on the first page, which is all I saw.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread isn't getting any better.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"ultimate horse cumshot" only turns up one pic. You don't wanna see it.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

now is it?

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

you are crazy and we love you

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that you?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

qwak.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

It is her. Awesome.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Now we're in David Lynch territory.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

And no I'm not posting my nipple in response, but I may reveal a kneecap.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:31 (nineteen years ago) link

It gets even hotter if you check out the other pics in that directory.

Also, I win.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't see any underwear in that pic. Stay on topic, pls.

(tits.jpg)

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

the underwear was on my ass, dude. where it belongs!

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Uhh, I guess.

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

C on the B dude

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

&hearts

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

there's a file called erection.jpg. I'll take a punt and guess that doesn't belong to Ally.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

the irony file directory is nothing but a collection of photos of my old t-shirts that i bought for ironic purposes. i'm not sure what Tom is talking about.

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/irony/erection.jpg

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link

And one extra photo demonstrating where the t-shirts go! Okay I get it now.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

The t-shirt says it all, really.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy fuck. About everything.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

But particularly about Ally.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Trends indicate this thread will contain 50% of ILX naked before Friday.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

We may have to release two calendars now: one regular and one "too hot." We'll make a mint.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product.aspx?clear=true&no=75

I'll coordinate this if everyone that wants to be included sends me high res shots of themselves.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

There should be a contest to see which ILX city can be the first to post a naked FAP group shot.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

...on the street.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:50 (nineteen years ago) link

... in the snow.

(sorry to the LA ILXors)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

dont tempt me folks.

― t0dd swiss, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd win that in a heartbeat, I have a preternatural ability to convicne people to do really stupid shit.

In the coming months there shall be man ILXors in NYC. I will get you all.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

There should be a contest to see which ILX city can be the first to post a naked FAP group shot.

Had you know what 'fap' means here you'd... urgh. Just don't make me think about it.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dammit Andrew if you want a hires pic, I'll have to pose for a better one! I refuse to use the naked one that exi...I'll get me coat.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Also HAHA adam :)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

FAGB

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

FAFap

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, I am so not posing for nekkie pics with Jim, Andrew and Adam. Sorry guys ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.bodyfreedom.org/guide/region/Global.html

spencer tunick does ilx?
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Well I put together a Cafe Press Calendar with the images that are in this thread, and they're just too small to be worth it. If the calendar thing is going to happen we need images at least as large as Ally's most recent contribution (1000+ pixels wide).

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

In case anybody follows through with my suggestion, I recommend the following scoring system:

score = 2*T - N

with
T = temperature in degrees C
N = number of people in the picture with N>4

Lowest score wins. Obviously, negative scores are possible.

"score"

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link

what do we win?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, I am so not posing for nekkie pics with Jim, Andrew and Adam.

This had so better be a whole separate Adam.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:14 (nineteen years ago) link

what do we win?

Er ... Andrew will provide you all with a free "Sexy Studs and Hott ChiXors of ILX Gone Wild!" calendar!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

haha the funny thing is this all got started with a stupid 'virtual model' web page posted by madchen. This is why the British lost the mepire, right here people.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Right, I'm off to start a thread on virtual genitals.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Um yeah, Tom wins. Cause like whoa.

― luna's drunk, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck work, dude. come on over. it's cool.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:30 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man, i hope my shirt makes it into that calendar

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I said NOT posing, Adam, and th... hey wait a minute. Oi!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Trayce, youy should just do it. You'll feel better, right afterwards. In the morning, probably not but you can delete the photo from your webserver.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Soon we'll have to post naked/in pants just to stay hip.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

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