as I watched the exciting scene where a member of the nobility gets their brains smushed all over the floor while their killer boasts about raping their sister to death all I could think was "so glad I'm not watching an orc right now, this is a much more profound take on the nature of evil, really rings true"
lol otm
― Οὖτις, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
someone should photoshop bruce lee and kareem abdul jabar into that scene.
― ryan, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
You guys are gonna LOVE the new HBO series in the works, in which inhabitants of a vaguely medieval world die slowly from untreated gout, improperly sanitized food, and general sense of ennui.
Those moments DO DEFINE the show!
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:29 (ten years ago) link
Just not sure how "avoiding some of the fantastical stuff that generally predominates in these movies/books" = claim to natural realism.
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link
ahem, this is the no spoilers thread
― balls, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:34 (ten years ago) link
Sorry
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link
There's never a down that isn't followed by an up that isn't followed by a down etc.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link
I want the Hound to be the one who kills the Mountain anyway. Maybe with Arya's help? It would have been nice to see the Viper avenge his family, but I didn't see the crimes he meant to avenge, so it would have less narrative power imo. Killing the scariest monster south of the wall with a new character fighting for old motivations would have been kinda dull I think.
― polyphonic, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link
I thought the mountain was dead? actually assumed some legal questions were immanent, haha.
― ryan, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
Hound killing the Mountain, followed by Arya killing the Hound would be pretty satisfying altho I will likely have checked out of this show by then cuz I am getting p tired of the introduce character/murder character dynamic while the rest of the plot kinda doesn't move anywhere
― Οὖτις, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link
I had totally forgotten that the Mountain existed until this season, there are too many minor characters knocking around in this for the show to establish them properly. They didn't even bother with Tommen up until this year.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link
they didnt... even... bother... with... tommen!!!!
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
Hound killing the Mountain, followed by Arya killing the Hound
I think this is called a Mexican Braavosi Standoff,
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link
Feel like things are pretty grim for the Lannisters. Tywin was making overtures to Oberyn because he needs support from Dorne for impending (lol) Dany Dragon invasion, though there are probably money/support issues as well which ties into Stannis talking to the Iron Bank (more of this, please?) as well as whatever is happening in the Vale. There is potential fallout all over the place from the head-crushing, but I liked the way the show foregrounded the horror of his woman then the "oh shit how do I get out of this now" from Tyrion but there are a lot of balls in play in the background.
Don't know what in the hell this show is going to do with Jorah, but he can't be *gone*.
Hope I'm not reading too much into it but Neil Marshall directed next week's episode and I'm gonna be kind of bummed if the entire episode is at the Wall a la Blackwater. Too many other things happening.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link
seemed pretty clear that the mountain is def badly wounded but at least his head isn't squashed. pretty clear winner there
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link
xxpost to MattDC - Yeah as Balls noted earlier, the Mountain doesn't quite translate to the tv show properly - it's not just that he's this crazy super-sized monster who you wouldn't like to fight, but more that he's an utterly malevolent human equivalent of a natural disaster and for a certain part of the country his very existence is a constant source of danger and terror, like the threat of a nuclear incident or something.
The arrival of him and his crew in your part of town is pretty much the worst thing that could happen. This is of course much easier to achieve in the books when his name and his actions are continually being invoked across multiple different POVs precisely to engender this sense of uncontrolled and uncontrollable menace only ever a short way away and to make sure that you don't forget about him at any point.
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:38 (ten years ago) link
I mean Tommen isn't an interesting character at all but as the kid who would be king it wouldn't have hurt for the show to have reminded us that he existed every now and again. It doesn't help that every time one of these minor characters reappears they're played by a different actor.
xpost to Windsor - ah, that doesn't come across AT ALL in the show, which is a shame because they could have worked some good setpieces out of it.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link
Actually I'm pretty interested in Tommen. Also, after a week of wondering what would happen to Robin, it's cool that Littlefinger sees him as a protege and potential king.
It's not so much that the show is underdeveloping these characters so much as that they're letting you to wonder about them, if you care to. Much like you might wonder about faraway places like Dorne or Highgarden or Braavos or whatever. Like ... hmm, I wonder what kind of man Rickon will grow to become? Tommen's development into this perfect Tywin puppet is a very enjoyable development I think.
― polyphonic, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link
so much so much
― polyphonic, Monday, 2 June 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
Hoping jora goes to the night's watch. I'm guessing he doesn't know his dad is dead?
― Dreamland, Monday, 2 June 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link
how many eps are this season? is the next one last? 9 seems like a weird number
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
9. The Watchers on the Wall10. The Children
― polyphonic, Monday, 2 June 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link
I'm down with most things the show does but based on my memory of the first two books they do miss on the mountain a bit. his name is evoked all over the place and he's the real manifestation of the evil wing of the lannisters almost more than anything else, this monster they give carte blanche to do whatever he desires in their name and he feels in the novels like a leader. In this show he's effective but he also comes off more like a gimp they keep in a cage and let loose for duels. His scene a couple weeks back where he's just hacking prisoners to pieces was almost called back to w/tyrion's beetle story.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link
^Yeah it sounds like they should've really fleshed out his character on tv cause (as a show guy) to me he's always been that. Not only that, but that the hound could easily take him if need be.
― Dreamland, Monday, 2 June 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
In fairness they did have him cut the head off a horse in season 1 and they may have underestimated how much that might resonate through the series.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
they should have just had a scene every other show of him decapitating a horse; would have broken up some of the sexposition
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:37 (ten years ago) link
After the first ten minutes of last night's ep, I think I'd rather just have the pointless nudity. In some ways less painful than the pseudo-porn build-up we were getting with Grey Worm and his lady. When they were alone in the temple, I was just waiting for the porn-funk to start up.
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
that they kept recasting the mountain hurts his ability to be a consistent and memorable malevolence
― max, Monday, 2 June 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
anyway i felt as excited and gripped by the fight scene on the show as i did by the scene in the books--still the highlight of the entire series for me--though i think the excessively gory watermelon explosion at the end kinda undercuts it and like balls says the "big pizza!" reaction from tyrion is kinda
― max, Monday, 2 June 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
they should've cut to black on the head explode and the scream, and then after the credits flash up tyrion saying "oh boy" and then next week is an episode of quantum leap
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
https://24.media.tumblr.com/5764a4975118d44eb30b70efcc1e4597/tumblr_n6k72dYeUG1s1ytzjo1_500.png
Oops, spoilers.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpJylC9CEAAspRE.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 June 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
lol why are people calling this a bait and switchGuy literally dancing around a hulk of a dude arrogantly proclaiming blah blah blah and not paying attentionWho thought he'd come out of that OK?
― kinder, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
that beetle-crushing speech was awful. Like I get Dinklage has minimum screentime requirements and needed something to do, but I read people saying it was long, fast-forwarded about five minutes and he was still shiting on?
― gyac, Monday, June 2, 2014 9:32 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha ya true
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, June 2, 2014 9:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
beetle speech was so money u guys r nuts, dinklage was slaying me with his demands for more books about morons
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
maester pycell was cracking me up w his intro
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link
xp
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N18l5FI4v74/TTV5Kx1r5mI/AAAAAAAAJM8/Xz4Kvy3Ct7I/s400/bush.jpg
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
TBH that should probably say "Crush to LOOK INSIDE."
Littlefingers plans for robin involve getting him killed when he's learning to be a man or expand the vale in his name and then kill him when it's useful. My opinion at least.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Monday, June 2, 2014 3:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
equidecapsposition
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
it's cool that Littlefinger sees him as a protege and potential king.
Pretty sure Littlefinger sees him a hurdle and potential corpse!
bah - xposts
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link
[–]Manbehindthekit 1277 points 2 months agowhats it like being able to lift anything.....
[–]ThorBjornsson[S] 2254 points 2 months agoIt's fucking GREAT!
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link
For someone playing as long of a game as Littlefinger has he seemed pretty unprepared for the aftermath following him pushing Lysa out the moon door. Sansa save was pure luck on his part.
― Evan, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
Maybe so! But at least he recognizes the opportunity there whereas most people would just see a little weird creep.
― polyphonic, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link
idk, whole point of Littlefinger's character seems to be that you make your own luck, he's manoeuvred her into a position where she'd be bound to support him. You can see how after everything she's been through Sansa has become psychologically dependent on him, purely by virtue of the fact that he's the first person she's been around since the start of the show that wasn't actively trying to hurt her.
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link
well tyrion definitely had her best interests at heart but had already lost his power by that point and you can see why a teenager wouldn't really see the positives in being married to a midget
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link
ah shit yeah i actually forgot about the whole Tyrion thing. think the distinction between hated-Lannister-enemy and old-friend-of-the-family is important for explaining why Sansa might trust LF more though.
I'm actually really interested to see where Sansa/LF goes, in as much as there might be the possibility for him to do something disinterested and maybe even decent for her at some point at the expense of his plans, depending on how genuine his decidedly creepy affection for her runs. Otoh she might just continue to be a vehicle for his machinations.
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's because he's a Lannister.
― gyac, Monday, 2 June 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link
otm
i kinda wish they had showed as little of him onscreen until this battle (which I have not watched yet), just to give them time to build his rep and get the casting/look right.
― gbx, Monday, 2 June 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
Otoh she might just continue to be a vehicle for his machinations.
That's putting the situation... delicately.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 2 June 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link