even more quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a new rolling new york times thread

driving is not such a big deal. i didn't drive until i left NY and it was a PITA to learn and pass the test but now i'm a pro so

yeah you can be barely literate and drive, most of america managers to drive, but if you actually don't want to drive and don't want to be a second class citizen, nyc is really your only option in america

manages to drive*

i didn't drive until i moved to marthas vineyard. it sucked. i hate driving.

note to self: Mordy is driving, look both ways even with the light

I haven't owned a car in 9 years. I don't live in NYC.

^ 15+, and just now i'm remembering the surprising amt of advice i got when visiting nyc not to take certain trains at night, to call a car service, not to walk through certain neighborhoods, etc. sounds like a super snap to get around, sure!

don't worry morbz if i see u i'll ride up on the sidewalks if necessary jk <3 ;)

another point of contrast: i got mugged @ gunpoint in front of the A train station in waheights at 1AM. i've never been mugged on the mainline but of course i lived in NY longer so give me a couple more years.

j that advice is probably dated, you almost have to go out of your way to find a dangerous neighborhood in ny today

Another metric on which Chicago is superior. You can accidentally get off the train one stop early and be in some trouble.

also anecdotes aside philly is statistically much more dangerous than ny

I got mugged on Park Ave and 51st street once, the night before Thanksgiving at about 10pm

lol iatee do you work for the tourism bureau or something

I am actually Rudy Giuliani

but if you actually don't want to drive and don't want to be a second class citizen, nyc is really your only option in america

― iatee, Monday, June 2, 2014 12:45 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really?

san fran
seattle
boston
portland

...etc?

i definitely had scary moments in philly over the years. but it's probably different there now too.

idk why you all let iatee troll you in every transit/nyc thread he actually works for a property developer and lives in las vegas

i had a store in a basement with no windows in philly and almost EVERY store around me was getting robbed at gunpoint for weeks and weeks and every night i sat in my basement store waiting to get robbed...it was weird. the nerve-wracking thing about philly back then is you could be out on the street in center city at like 11 p.m. and be the ONLY person outside! such a strange town.

slocki all those cities have okay-to-good public transit by American standards but they're not anywhere comparable to ny or most European cities

maine is kinda the new hip spot for people i know. portland.

I have several friends seriously thinking about leaving the city right now and I'm wondering if it's more a function of NYC's increasing unaffordability or just "I'm at that age where people start leaving the city."

"Hudsonia" is being considered by a couple of them. I met lots of youngish recent NYC escapees when I hung out in Kingston NY recently.

dont people always seriously think about leaving nyc? isnt that a cliche going back to woody allen and beforE?

yeah someone usually links to that didion essay by now. I think the answer is yes, but I also think the city is in a uniquely unaffordable stage now.

my brother has a nice thing going in hudson. people are definitely moving there. he hangs out with frank serpico and the dude from lungfish. and meshelle and melissa from hole.

yeah people who left in the 60s/70s/80s were more aspirational, now it's less about not getting shot

i know some mtlers who have fled to hudson who def overlap with some of scott's ppl

i like hanging out on that street in hudson where my brother has his store but i wouldn't really want to live there. i like the hudson river valley though. pretty.

if you live in nyc you should DEFINITELY take that train ride to hudson for like the day or something some weekend. best train ride. so beautiful.

yeah my ex-exotic-dancer friend lives up there

"Hudsonia"?

We've talked (mostly with my prompting) about moving up to the Hudson valley at some point. The question for me is whether to just try to find a smallish place in cheaper Westchester suburb and be commuters or to really leave the city behind, become a country lawyer or something.

http://movieboozer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/LincolnLawyer_m.jpg

otm moving to la is the best form of moving to the countryside

I was in Athens, GA over the weekend and there are like 4-bedroom houses for rent there for $500/mo.

http://cdn.highdefdigest.com/uploads/2009/09/17/my-cousin-vinny3.jpeg

Ha, a friend of mine is a lawyer in western Colorado for the Southern Ute tribe, so she actually can say "the two Utes" in her job context.

lol

how long have you been waiting to bring that up

"tomorrow... tomorrow it will happen..."

lol

so i stopped by this bar in JC the other day and the bartender started asking my about my shirt. it's a nice shirt -- i had just bought it at uniqlo and it has this woodblock print. so anyway he starts explaining that he is into "underground kicks" and his friend "hooks him up" with "fly underground kicks from japan" but he can't find things to match their prints, and this shirt matches "kicks that just flew over yesterday" so he needs to "jack my connect."

i felt like i was talking to an extra in "how to make it in america."

jersey city is changing rather quickly.

the nerve-wracking thing about philly back then is you could be out on the street in center city at like 11 p.m. and be the ONLY person outside! such a strange town.

xp ha, it is indeed.

"Jack your connect" is just the yout of today's way of saying "shop at Uniqlo."

Wait until he finds out how great their socks are. He'll jack your connect so hard.

i've got this connect. his name is jeff bezos.

yeah usually when somebody jacks my connect i've gotta buy them dinner first

gotta get you a new connect

gotta get your jacks connected

jack the connect, protect ya neck with a jam to match the kicks, respect