abbott threads

i didnt get pissed i was asking if anyone found those jokes funny.

I really really don't.

and then i asked him why he would make a dumb post if it wasnt to be funny. its all right up there ^^^

kiss and make up guys

shake hands chaki?

are we fighting? wtf is going on here?

I don't think we are! I didn't think we were. The reason I ask for a handshake is I'd like to sell you some insurance.

i am shaking your hand right now!

kiss and make out guys

I thought Rock's post was humorous, maybe not LOL.

Would you like to buy some insurance.

Abbott = A BOT???????

j/k

Abbott threads are generally ones which I am attracted to and find both enjoyable and entertaining to read. even if i rarely make a contribution which is why she has no idea who da f I am :(

I actually found the joke funny!

Just for the record, like.

jeff and dan m's posts were OKAY

Dued I know who you are Up 2 11.

Abbott's OK, but I am still holding out for Costello.

The rest of this thread can be dedicated to the weird dude who is the third GIS result for "abbott", y/n?

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/3861/imageuploadimageet6.jpg

Wait, he's not just a weird dude, he's the Australian Health Minister!

and costello is the australian treasurer

http://www.abbott-tach.com/Welcome_files/Abbott-logoXLG.png

abort

Heave Ho he seems pretty uncomfortable with that idea, and he was far from ever being a player.
I don't wanna be a player, I'm a serious guy that aims marraige

the more abbott threads the bettah! <3

im not a playa i just crush a lot

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/qu/thumb/d/d9/Runa_chaki.gif/300px-Runa_chaki.gif

Help think of a fake name for Abbott as she's going to draw furry pr0n and sell it on eBay

Well the key is Heave Ho I just hit on him a lot until about after two months he realized I was srsly constantly hitting on him and maybe meant it.

You know, despite Chaki's kvetching, there are only 2 abbott threads on the New Answers page right now. Personally, I wish there were more.

kenan threads (of semen)

ew.

Hey, the only threads I've started recently were about Blood Meridian (decidedly unsexy) and The Chipettes (please don't tell me if that one inspires anything semen-related).

joeks <3

We should really look at all the world's people spinning in graves as a viable way to power turbines & have a clean, if mouldering, renewable energy resource.

-- Abbott, Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:07 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol

<3 abbott (kinda nuts)

awww, it's so true.

Wait, he's not just a weird dude, he's the Australian Health Minister!

-- en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 12:44 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

No longer, thank god. He is still an incredibly dickheaded fucknut though.

I hope he is now just a man who walks around with a grimace and no shirt, rocking the portable sphygmomanometer.

And by dickheaded fucknut I mean properly deranged callous ignorant stupid impetuous little bastard.

xp Hopefully. That grimace is welded on btw.

I come up to Abbott and rub her shoulders and back while she's on the computer, and then she posts another thread...

Perhaps we could find a way to power turbines with prunes.

harting u dawg

is it pretty much a given that everyone on ILX has a crush on Abbott, including GOD and a puppy?

I have no idea how the hell that happened.

we all wish we were tombot

hahaha

We should really look at all the world's people spinning in graves as a viable way to power turbines & have a clean, if mouldering, renewable energy resource.

-- Abbott, Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:07 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dude you stole that joke

from what?

what is your ideal place to live? [Started by bell_labs, last updated 58 minutes ago] 85 new answers [POLL closes: March 28]
do cats like spicy food? [Started by bell_labs, last updated 2 hours ago] 5 new answers

finally someone to make the missing inane chatter threads