HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones - will this be just for nerds? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

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need new castles

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link

dorne is geographically isolated (deserts, mountains) from the rest of westeros and that's the reason they weren't conquered. not sure that stands up to irl reason but that's the reason.

ryan, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

Right on the guerrilla warfare. I don't remember about killing dragons, tbh.

Anyway, relevant non-spoilerly stuff from AWOIAF:

Seven centuries after the Rhoynar invasion, Aegon the Conqueror invaded Westeros and in his War of Conquest subjugated all of the Andal kings one by one, except Dorne, which successfully resisted the Dragon King. Whereas other kings and lords had taken to the field against Aegon, or clustered in castles, the Dornish refused to give open battle and allow Aegon to deploy his dragons. Instead, they turned to ambush and raids, striking quickly and then slipping back into the desert or through the mountain passes, where even the dragons could not find them. In time, Aegon pulled away from Dorne.

A century and a half later King Daeron I Targaryen, the Young Dragon, managed to do what his ancestor could not and successfully subdued the kingdom. Unfortunately, Dorne almost immediately rose in rebellion. In the resulting conflict, forty thousand soldiers gave their lives, forcing the Targaryens to pull away from Dorne.

After Daeron's death, his brother and successor Baelor the Blessed made peace with Dorne instead, marrying off his cousin, another Daeron, to Myriah Martell. When this prince ruled as Daeron II, he made another marriage pact, offering his younger sister Daenerys to the ruling Prince of Dorne Maron Martell, finally joining Dorne to the rest of the Seven Kingdoms through a peaceful alliance. Before officially joining the realm, the Dornishmen fought alongside Daeron II's forces (being led by his half-Martell son Baelor Breakspear), helping to suppress the Blackfyre Rebellion. Even though they are no longer independent and now owe allegiance to the Iron Throne, the ruling Martells still use the title prince, unlike their lordly counterparts in the rest of the Seven Kingdoms.

The Dornish were loyalists who supported the Targaryens during the War of the Usurper, as Elia Martell was married to the crown prince, Rhaegar Targaryen.

That's a different Daenerys, obviously.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

dorne is the coolest i support dorne

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I hope we see some of Dorne this season.

Dreamland, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link

I hope we see Thunderdorne.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link

dorne is basically sicily meets afghanistan

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link

If they go to dorne I'm expecting copious amounts of spicy eggs with dragon peppers

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

Don't forget the olives.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

That climate doesn't seem as conducive to world-famous wine as I thought it would

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

So at this point is bran basically just looking for a tree north of the wall?

Dreamland, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link

plenty to choose from bran gosh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link

the end of the last episode torpedoes my theory that the majority of the planet's population is white walkers, and they just keep humans around in a little wildlife preserve to toy with and roll their eyes at.

reddening, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

lol i like it tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

how did the dornes do it?

― lag∞n, Thursday, May 1, 2014 12:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

Drones

, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:36 (ten years ago) link

dronish wine, delicious

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link

are the dragons a metaphor for drones i have opinions to share

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:41 (ten years ago) link

I sincerely doubt it but by all means proceed.

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

ok they definitely are

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

dragons more like b-52s

balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link

does that make Harrenhalll Dresden or Nagasaki

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link

yes

balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link

So red wedding = wedding in Yemen or am I confused

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link

going back a way just ruminating on how false this is -

for the largest part of human history, everyone agreed that a guy could be crucified and then come back to life three days later

ogmor, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link

I enjoyed this dumb article from a website I usually hate:

http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/4734-game-of-thrones-lands-as-sf-neighborhoods

polyphonic, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:14 (ten years ago) link

lol i was so distracted by the knee-jerk lol-religion mockery that i missed the totally insane largest part of human history assertion

Mordy, Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

well it's only 6,000 years right

PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:45 (ten years ago) link

although how 2,000 would qualify as most well I dunno

PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:45 (ten years ago) link

Biblical math.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:50 (ten years ago) link

Resurection myths are quite common, eg. Orpheus and Eurydice. Or Balder. People not believing Jesus did it does not mean they didn't believe it could have been done.

Frederik B, Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

leaving aside theological questions I don't think 50% of the world population have been christian at any point over the past 2000 years, which in turn is <1% of the time there have been modern humans. I would definitely agree that people have believed all sorts of crazy crap over this period though, I'm just quibbling B-)

ogmor, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:03 (ten years ago) link

Again, that is not what I'm claiming. I'm claiming people would have believed it to be possible. There's a pretty important 'could' in my post.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:14 (ten years ago) link

And it might seem as if I'm stubborn and nitpicking, but my point is, that religions and myths existed in a worldview that was a lot less sceptical. Which is the worldview GoT takes up. So saying that Dragons have turned to 'myths' doesn't mean that people wouldn't be afraid of them anymore, and be perfectly convinced that they could come back.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:18 (ten years ago) link

from my quoting I thought it was clear I was only picking at yr supporting assertion. an 8th century dane/lannister serf has no good reason for believing in rhinos and giant squid but not unicorns and dragons. don't think bringing up the crucifixion helps this argument at all though, especially as miracles are by definition exceptional & require a background of scepticism & ideas of regularity to have any potency

ogmor, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:39 (ten years ago) link

It's not earth. It's a fictional world. Anything goes.

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:47 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gXc9762.gif

, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:42 (ten years ago) link

are you guys actually arguing about how scared of dragons fictional peasants in a fantasy world might be?

brio, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link

yes

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link

the fuck else would we be doing?!

just checking, carry on

brio, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Bro we are all scared of dragons one way or another

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link

they're more scared of us tbh

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link

wrt the dragons i think, and maybe book readers have a better sense of this, that perhaps there's a good reason that the powers that be would like to keep the dragons from being general knowledge in westeros. aren't many people still sympathetic to the targaryens? and given the current chaos, i can imagine if a blond person riding dragons shows up, they are gonna be pretty psyched about it. lannisters, et al, have every reason to pooh-pooh the idea that there are dragons out there.

ryan, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link

I just had an image flash of Winnie the Pooh riding a gigantic dragon and enjoying a pot of honey.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link

scale of 1 to 10 how scared of dragons are the peasants

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

aren't many people still sympathetic to the targaryens?

not really no

Number None, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:00 (ten years ago) link

People still like Rheagar, but the last monarch of their line was horrible and insane.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

i could see smallfolk yearning for the power and relative stability of the targs as things get worse the same way neo-fascist and neo-stalinist ideologies have resurged

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link

Not really clear from the books iirc. You hear both sides of the argument at different times from different sources (i.e. Viserys and the Lannisters). Thought the general impression was that, given what a fucking mess the country has got into by this stage of the story as a result of the civil war, many of the "smallfolk" were feeling pretty uncharitable towards the powers that be and are pining for the days of yore when the Targaryens were in charge and the harvest was going unburned, you could sleep safely in your houses etc. I may be misremembering or exaggerating this to some extent though

Windsor Davies, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link

interesting

Aerys II Targaryen, popularly called the Mad King, is an unseen character in Game of Thrones. He is deceased when the events of the series begin. Liam Burke was cast to play him in flashback in Season 1,[1] but the scene was cut for time and pacing

Number None, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link


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