since they don't have seasons, what's a year?
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
like does their planet actually orbit a sun and shit?
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
my theory is that they do have normal seasons, but due to *magic happenings* (ie, supernatural mega long winters) their idea of summer and winter are different.
― ryan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
xxps Yeah I think the difference is that people knows dragons are real but are generally a bit too busy dealing with their own shit to worry about "rumoured" dragons which are like an unimaginable distance across the world from them, but the White Walkers are straight up mythological creatures to everyone except for the few people in the Night's Watch who've seen them since they returned.
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
but people south of the wall must know the walkers are back for real, right? we've seen a whole bunch of people see them for real by now...and didn't Old Man Lannister mention them as an impending threat to the bisexual Prince when he was trying to get him on the Small Council?
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
― ryan, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 4:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is my understanding, they have normal years with multi year periods alternating hot and cold, winter could be thought of as a very short ice age
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link
xpost to myself he doesn't mention walkers, just the wildling rebellion brewing; and dany's dragons in the easthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1o25dNp-Ds
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link
but people south of the wall must know the walkers are back for real, right? we've seen a whole bunch of people see them for real by now...
The only people who've seen them now are in the Night's Watch, are Craster's offspring, or Wildlings.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
the last several generations of dragons were small runts, you have to go back very very far for real dragons like dany has
― balls, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
Has the Nights Watch sounded the alarm to Kings Landing yet? Is there any awareness of the Walkers south of the wall? You'd think the really clued-in powerbrokers like Varys or Littlefinger or Tyrian might have at least heard the rumours
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link
Tywin I mean
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
Didn't Tywin reference the Wilding army in his talk with Jaimie where he mentioned the dragons? Or am I just imagining that because it would make sense?
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
If we're going to get nerdy about how their world works... I always wonder- the maps for both this and LOTR look like they can't be much bigger than say south america or something. Maybe even that is too big. Is the rest of the planet(?) ever mentioned?
― Evan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Tolkien makes multiple references to things that aren't on the maps - "the West" etc.
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
implying a much larger world beyond Middle Earth
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
xpost Yeah the Walkers have been mentioned in King's Landing least once, but the response from all quarters was essentially "Riiiiight, whatever you say buddy" before everyone got back to plotting and spying and having clandestine meetings and whatnot. Which tbf is not an unreasonable reaction to have in that situation given that this is pretty much tantamount to claiming to have been abducted by aliens irl
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
xxxxxposthttp://io9.com/5906300/5-scientific-explanations-for-game-of-thrones-messed-up-seasons
― schwantz, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
Has the Nights Watch sounded the alarm to Kings Landing yet? Is there any awareness of the Walkers south of the wall? You'd think the really clued-in powerbrokers like Varys or Littlefinger or Tyrian might have at least heard the rumours― brio, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 1:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkTywin I mean― brio, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 1:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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Actually Tyrion was acting Hand when the NW sent a representative to KL to argue for reinforcements re: the impending Otherpocalypse. But yeah, everyone was more wrapped up in material and immediate concerns of internal KL politics.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
xxpost iirc in LOTR the part of Middle-Earth that we see is meant to be approximately the size of Europe, with fuck-off huge spaces to the east that are never shown as well as the maps showing at least two more continents that are barely referred to at all even in The Silmarillion and all of the extended writings
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
wight btw
― am0n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
Essos is pretty big. and there are two other continents that are basically unknown.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4/Werthead/Maps/WorldofIceandFireNamesandScale_zps2aecc8fb.png
― mizzell, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
lol at 1000 islands
― mizzell, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
xpost yeah - I remember it being pretty well-established in Season 1 that nobody in the South took the Night's Watch particularly seriously, and stories from the Wildlings even less so... was just wondering if any of the more recent sightings had been factored in yet. I guess we as a TV audience see them more consistently than the characters in the show.
so is the whole series leading to all the humans eventually forming an uneasy alliance against the Walkers?
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
its leading to a) more murder and b) more boobs
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
Shakey otm.
More seriously, the only sightings of the Walkers have been North of the Wall, which they have yet to breach.
I forget if the KL people dismiss the NW's claims as fairy tales dressed up to get more funding.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
Maybe the dragons will melt the snow zombies.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
don't forget that maester aemon & sam sent all those scrolls to the various kings asking for help etc. Stannis got one too.
― ian, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link
^^^this seems like the most predictable scenario but otoh really expensive can they even afford that much CGI? this is a show about medievel shit that has yet to stage an actual battle scene iirc.
xp
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link
Tbh if "A Song of Ice and Fire" doesn't eventually lead to Daenaerys conquering Westeros before melting the White Walkers with her dragons the someone done fucked up
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link
maester aemon has no fucking pull
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link
Ah, right, ian. My bad.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link
For a story that gets a degree of kudos for being unpredictable the ending really is the most obvious thing.
Guys down south are clearly gonna continue pooh-poohing tales of the White Walkers until some really drastic shit goes down, which I agree might not be an ideal scenario for this show because as Shakey says, action is not the strong point here
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
getting a scroll from maester aemon about ice zombies is like an email from a Nigerian Prince, I guess
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link
The end of the last season certainly gave the impression that Stannis and Melisandre appreciated the extent to which shit was about to go down North of the Wall, but then we fast forward to the season and Stannis is just standing around complaining about not being King as usual.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah that's right - and she knows whats up with supernatural shit, so maybe more inclined to take it seriously. totally forgot that.
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link
Does Stannis remind anyone else of Jason Statham? Just me?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
he reminds me of Roose Bolton & a bunch of other minor characters. Give some of these dudes some eccentric hair-dos or trademark funny hats so I can keep up.
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link
Hate to harp on this shit in the spoiler-free thread but again, I think this is a (possibly inevitable?) failing of the tv show. In the books there is all the difference in the world between Stannis' monomaniacal drive for what he perceives as truth and justice vs Roose Bolton's peculiar concoction of the same cloak-and-dagger stuff they're all working and sheer pantomime-villain malevolence
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
Well there was one book scene featuring Roose in Harrenhal where, if the TV show had followed the book, would've clearly leeched the confusion with, say, Stannis.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link
xps taling to myself still: even like animated shorts telling us about the children of the forest and the first men, or whatever. like para-texts.― ryan, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 5:36 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
― ryan, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 5:36 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
these exist btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DytL8fXMEaA
― Number None, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link
roose is a try-hard, stannis is supremely disdainful
― ogmor, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link
Still, you'd think the fact that they happened at all would make people a little more wary. If someone once told me dragons fried thousands and zombies took out a bunch more, I'm not sure how well I'd sleep, no matter how gone they supposedly are.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 4:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, well you'd think that ppl on our world would give a bit more of a shit about climate change but
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link
wow thanks those videos are pretty neat. sounds like the actors from the show are narrating it?
― ryan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:41 (ten years ago) link
Dragons and Zombies are infinitely more easy to understand and conceptualise than climate change.
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link
xpost
Looks like a compilation of the little historical videos that are in the blu-ray special features. It's nice that someone pulled these together because watching them in a million 5 minute chunks is a pain in the ass
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link
Giant fire breathing dragons that actually wiped out entire cities and killed thousands trumps scientific models and hypotheses. But speaking of climate change, you'd think some of these dudes might be preparing for potential endless winter, too. Winter is coming, etc. So we've got the threat of dragons (real, recent), snow zombies (mythical) and a long winter (people know about this, right? or was the last Westeros ice age eons ago, too.)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link
http://io9.com/5906300/5-scientific-explanations-for-game-of-thrones-messed-up-seasons
yeah there are tons of explanations for why a planet would have irregular seasons. a planet that would have both these irregular seasons AND an ecology that closely mirrors earth's is, however, ridiculous. but, you know, MAGIC!
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link
it is magical how boring you are about this
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link
That's my fave aspect of the show, actually. Magic is real but hardly pervasive. Just every once in a while, oh yeah, MAGIC. Like, you'd think a red witch with actual powers would be as pervasive as dragon skulls, but no, just another headache to deal with.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link
persuasive not pervasive.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link