recently on ILX Dreams...

lmao

I dreamt I hung out with sunny and beeps and it was awesome.

YAy!!!! We need to make this dream come true

About a week ago I had a dream that underrated aerosmith etc and I were best buds and having all sorts of high jinks, such as a charity fun-run and being surrounded by a flash mob of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. At the end of the dream we were hanging out at the beach, when a large rock started glowing and a creepy French orphan child appeared to warn us of the dangers of the folke stone* ~~~ but alas I awoke before he could tell more.

* Folkestone is actually a shitty seaside town in the UK, not a radioactive and potentially evil rock.

In dreams at least, you guys really get me

i love dreams

these last two!!

umm .. ok last night was a new one on me.
my first ilx based dream.
basically, at 4am i woke up to a full moon shining through my skylights, and the one memory i had of my dream was of me throwing my pint of beer over ned.
ned, myself and this couple had been chatting in a bar on the outskirts of leeds, and the couple said something that i disagreed with.
ned said this couple were right, and i was wrong.
i took umbridge, so i did the only thing anyone in my position would do.
as to why this couple were so unpleasant, i have no idea.
as to how, i was in a bar with ned, i have no idea.
as to why i wasted my pint, i have no idea (its something i would never EVER actually do).
but thats dreams for you.
not only does ned dominate the internet, but the bugger is now invading my dreams.
think i need to disconnect from the wire for a while.

dreamt i played basketball vs j0rdan and frogbs lol

who won

me, they were having trouble coordinating

i first read that as a dream involving nba hall of famer michael jordan, not ilxor j0rdan

i hope lagoon didn't make that mistake, it would make his post unacceptably vain and hubristic.

dreamed that roxy and i were preparing "menarche baskets" (gift baskets with candy and other things + tampons/pads/info about periods) and then i made her listen to a record of lita ford's childhood gospel choir. i think other stuff happened but that's all i remember

dreamed that I posted "so isn't this basically just Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles again?" in response to something I don't remember and got lots of lols and otms.

lol otm

nice.

hahahaha

I think this counts: I dreamt that I was attacked by a dog, and then later in the dream I was telling someone that I had dreamt of being attacked by a dog, and they said "did you dream that sincerely" and I said "I don't think it's possible to dream something ironically"

Had dreams about some dude two nights in a row. He was still a journo in bmore, but working the crime beat instead of the music beat. He wore a tan overcoat and a grey tweed bucket hat.

Dream 1: A door was broken in my house. Some dude told me his cousin in east baltimore was a locksmith, so I took the lock over there, but on the way into the harbor tunnel my car stopped working and everything got dark.

Dream 2: Really fuzzy on the details, but there was a deserted parking lot in the middle of some woods near the entrance to a cave and some dude was trying to solve crimes with a remote control helicopter some how.

THE WIRE SEASON 6

some dude and how's life on the trail of a parking lot

And last night I had a dream about Trayce in a knitted pink knit rabbit suit. It looked kinda like this except it had two bunny ears on top. She was getting ready to go on a date.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/708211/thumbs/o-OLEK5-570.jpg?4

I became get bent's roomie and there was an opening in the ceiling of her room through which I could get to the roof. There was much more to it than this but I just remember interrupting her dinner to access the roof.

lol wtf HL

For reasons unknown, I was taken into a medical clinic and given this mysterious test. I was told that it was a mandatory exam to see if I was eligible for medication for erectile dysfunction, but that seemed like a lie. It involved injecting me with drugs, making me wear a garbage bag, and view different TV shows through different eye pieces, measuring my neurological response. When the drugs kicked in I went totally crazy, lost consciousness, the rest of the dream was just a series of episodes of regaining consciousness, blearily seeing Stevie D in a labcoat screaming "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" at the roomful of doctors.

dreamed that roxy and i were preparing "menarche baskets" (gift baskets with candy and other things + tampons/pads/info about periods) and then i made her listen to a record of lita ford's childhood gospel choir. i think other stuff happened but that's all i remember

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Monday, May 19, 2014 8:58 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol only just saw this

also does this exist??? "a record of lita ford's childhood gospel choir"

not that i know of, but we could float a rumor about it to see if anyone believes us

Last night I dreamed that Scott Seward asked me to watch his record store for awhile and then lock up for him.

I did, and he offered me a hash brownie by way of payment. We ate brownies and watched "The Lucy Show" together. Episode featured a hippie who called himself "Vegetable".

This happens a lot in my dreams: I'm looking at a map. Whenever my eyes pass over an ocean/large body of water I get this weird vertigo sensation and start to feel like I'm falling into/being sucked into the map/ocean (they become one and the same). It is really unpleasant.

oh this thread is for dreams about ilx, sorry

dreamt that i asked tracer hand to write my phd for me. also he drove a bus.

sam smith fell ill so max filled in for him and sang "stay with me" live on some late night television show

Introduced lex pretend to an irl friend of mine: "Sam, this is lex. He's so legit."

in the fourth of six segments of an awful dream sequence the owner of disney world told me he had completely changed the way he does business because of something i wrote online years ago. i guess i had written on ilx that disney world should use more paper? and so he transformed the company. i said "wait, i said that on ilx? yeah well i probably don't feel that way anymore."

however based on the events that took place in my dream disney world SHOULD use more safety measures and better egress from their outdoor adventure in case someone accidentally enters while trying to find their party in the dining area.

seriously crying with laughter after rescreening this entire thread

Ah crap, I had one a while back about Morbs releasing a spoken word poetry record, but I forgot to document it here and now its been wiped from my memory.

I had a dream the other night, that, the overarching reason why Robert Pollard puts out so many records is that he's in deep with the Mob. I was backstage with him, and was getting a LP autographed, and he was being harassed by some imposing goons. He mumbled, "this doesn't even cover the vig from that year," as he signed my Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department rekkid.

lmao

i just reread this whole thread and my god but

ok i dreamt last night i was at ethans house, i was nervous, while we were waiting for cankels to show up ethan gave me some home baked chocolate chip cookies and asked very diplomatically 'so ive been wondering, how is it that you manage to post so much', i was mortified, then cankels arrived in a v small car full of a drums

― ice cr?m, Saturday, June 11, 2011 11:13 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jfc

lmao have no memory of that

"v small car full of a drums"

sure that "a" is a typo but it somehow works as a dream

yes it is ahead only of "i was mortified" in my esteem of that post

Last night I dreamt I was at a cafe with ESOJ and Aero, we were just sitting around chatting, then Aero leant over and quietly muttered to me "I'm just about to invite Peter Jackson over to the table and I'd like to talk shop with him. Just play it cool ok, he hates people being fanboys at him".

So there we all are sitting at a table with fuckin Peter Jackson. Then suddenly some other random lady who is there pipes up with "excuse me, Mr Jackson?" and proceeds to ask him the most cringe inducing, inane gossip-mag question ever (I forget what it was but something like "if you could choose between chips and mash which one would Frodo eat?" or whatever).

The next thing I know, Peter Jackson is over the other side of the room, sitting at a table on his own finishing his soup with a scowl on his face, and Aero is Not Very Pleased.

Not a dream, but i was half consciously reading the ask raccoon tanuki thread and someone made a comment about david cameron and i thought, oh yeah, i read about raccoon tanuki dedicating a song to david cameron. Was confusing him with ed sheeran.

dreamt that i was on an unreasonably large and wide commercial airplane -- people were constantly milling about -- and was sitting next to my bloody valentine. ned and branwell bell were also there, separately, because they were stalking mbv; bb wore sunglasses the whole time in an effort to be incognito

googe and butcher told me that mbv were working on three different collaborations and already had demos recorded: one with kraftwerk, one with stereolab, and one with a guy who claimed to be the descendent of owain glyndwr and thus the legitimate ruler of wales

I'd believe the entirety of this story.

Hahaha, that's actually quite funny, considering my IRL interactions with Kevin (quite the reverse of stalking).

I came here to post that I had another dream about having sex with an ILX0r (different one this time) or rather an ILX0r trying to have sex with me. And realised that the world divides into two groups: people that if you dreamed about having sex with them 1) you never EVER tell them, EVER and 2) the ones you tell immediately and laugh yourselves silly over it.

And I'm trying to figure out what the dividing line is, and I don't know, but I definitely know there is one. (But I guess I also know that there are other ILX0rs who, if they told me they dreamed they had sex with me, I would laugh uproariously with them, and say "OMG what a crazy dream, that's hilarious/wonderful/awesome" and others I would be "I'm calling the police. Now.")

I dreamed that a nebulous British ilxor was playing eighties house records for me. The songs were amazing! I was extremely grateful.

drempt elmo and i were graduating together and when i told him i wasnt going to move to new york after all he got all snippy and was like well fine just enter your contact info into my ipad but when i went to do it i couldnt even remember my name

Ouch.