"Maybe he shouldn't be thinking about my turbochargers" - Formula 1 2014

Who else is awake to watch this silly Malaysian race? It's one I always skip, but this year I feel compelled to see what happens live.

Should of gone to bed.

Look kids, it's Benedict Cumberbatch on the podium!

Lewis might be the winner of the "race" but Nico is forever the winner of plugging the sponsors.

Real talk: the only F1-related person worth following on Twitter is Taki Inoue.

WTF, Maldonado?

Yeah that was kinda fucked up.

Loving the late safety car

This race has been great.

No idea how Hamilton held onto that.

By running Nico off the track.

lol truth. really great race. can't remember Bahrain ever being particularly interesting.

Best one I can remember.

McClaren don't switch over to Honda until next year, right? Why aren't they getting the performance the other Mercedes engines are?

no clue. Also no idea why they lost both cars today.

"I strongly dislike coming second to Lewis, I have to say that but it was definitely the most exciting race I have ever raced in my whole career."
And he didn't really try all that hard (if at all) to hide it.

This Rosberg Hamilton rivalry is going to be awesome.

Unsurprising Headline of the Day: Lotus has not paid Renault

Lewis Hamilton leads the Grand Prix and is quite unhappy.

He's only been complaining for 40 laps.

IT'S NICO, BIT-- ah, actually, no it isn't.

Red Bull has to be happy with that result. Still miles off, but at least proving to be the class of the rest of the pack.

THOSE INSULAR SOUR BASTARDS JUST TOTALLY IGNORED DANNY

OH MY GOD WHAT IS EEE JAY WEARING

See you guys, I'll be back in a few months: http://archive.motorsportmagazine.com

hoooooooly shit

Amazing that that's free.

This Hamilton Rosberg shit will end in a slap fight.

Can't wait for Lewis to really ramp up the social-economic commentary after that Quali session.

forget the hamilton/rosberg drama because

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oh lordy Ricciardo is the new Webber

I'm not gonna lie. Vettel's continued problems make me happy.

Seb's butthurt radio messages are a treat.

Almost a full lap of Monaco with thermal imaging has ~tripped me out~.

It's such a neat illustration of the lateral pull on the cars.

old pit mate in glasses realised how close that one was

Methinks that qualifies as an unsafe release.

Poor old Kimiye, considering this has been his best rate for over a year.

HULKENBEEEEERG

WHY IS THIS MAN STUCK IN A FORCE INDIA

IT'S NICO, RICH BITCH

Marussia gets points! MARUSSIA!!

At first I thought Hamilton was making up the eye thing as an excuse for why he couldn't catch Rosberg the way Nico has him on several occasions. But Ricciardo caught him too easily for that.

Isn't Bianchi gonna get disqualified for not observing the FIA penalty?

Nah, he'll probably just get an extra five seconds added onto his time.

lol so butthurt

Er, couldn't we get a better interviewer?

Happy for Marussia. Bianchi drove well.

~Wow~, so much fallout in the press after Monaco...

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I never know until just know that Derek Daly is a motivational speaker??

You know who would be a great motivational speaker? TAKI INOUE.

AND TAKI INOUE HAS THE BEST TWITTER EVER

https://twitter.com/takiinoue/status/475003042967085056

hoo boy Max Chilton's dad is gonna have to get his wallet out

Taki Inoue @takiinoue · 2m
What's wrong with Marussia??

“I want the guy to be up my arse, up my arse and putting pressure on me"

The epic trolling of Kimi

So good

How did Fernando walk away from that? The safety of the modern F1 cars amazes me.