ringtones for a broken GAY SPRING 2014

I'm moving to one in a week!! It's my first solo apt, y'all!!! 1 bedroom with an eat-in kitchen, on site laundry, claw foot tub, etc.

well, I'll be happy to inspect mext time i'm in Philly

also I want a new cheaper apt for July, lmk fellas (pref Bklyn or... Queens)

My apartment is gorgeous. It even boasts a red leather sofa.

stitched from several pairs of Bryan Ferry pants

(if further away, it needs to come with a job and a generous healthplan for my preexisting condition)

xxp

I need to pick a chaeap time to come to Miami, Alfred

Hey Markers! I went straight-bi-gay-back to bi, so if you're still trying to figure out where you stand, that's totally fine. Fuck it, I still am. My advice though is don't wait til you figure all that out to resume your love life. In fact, getting some real world experience, even under less than ideal circumstances, was very helpful for me in figuring out what I ultimately do and don't like.

On another subject, I have had so much telecom sex in the past six months (usually at least a couple times a week) with my gf, never done that with anybody else tho.

Markers you could just be queer, that term is v much in vogue these days and also v convenient

I mean it is basically just, like, "I am not 100% hetero, I think", right? I like "queer" a lot

Stevie, at the bear happy hr in DC, guys stand around drinking from PITCHERS! THEY OWN THEIR DRUNKENNESS.

Owning your drunkenness used to be known as alcoholism.

owning your drunkenness used to mean you had a bar at home.

brb washing my two boston shakers

I had sex w/ this really hot guy just now and it was so boring. Like not even that the sex itself was bad, but I think I am just totally bored w/ sex. After 20 minutes I was just like goooddddddd please leave so I can go back to playing video games.

maybe you should try sex with not-hot guys?

jeezus the abs on the actor playing Hotspur in Henry IV Part I last night were amazing

xp we'd had sex before and it was really intense and sweaty and lasted hours and this time I was just like done w it. Afterwards he was telling me abt how he just spent $600 on plain white dishes and had 5 tv's and gets bored with his living room furniture every few years and buys all new stuff and the worst part is that he seemed to think this sort of thing sounded appealing.

A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward. Last night I hung out with a homo, first I'd seen in a couple weeks, we drank pisco sours and split cigs all night. At the moment we was leaving to go to sleep he said the nicest thing, just a little "I think you're great" kind of ego-booster, end of story. A+

A+ indeed! I love hanging out w/ homos and not having or talking about sex.

Exactly!

Well, "talking about" sure ...

braggin 2014: my bf made this chocolate brownie with white chocolate chunks, hazelnuts, cranberries and fresh cherries to welcome me to living with him:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj-ZR5tIIAAfOAD.jpg

A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward.

otm. Which is why I prefer going to a man's house instead of asking him over.

Do you at least remove the duct tape from his mouth before you rush out?

for form's sake I leave the handcuff key on the dresser

your bf has good taste in fonts, lex

beautiful

A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward. Last night I hung out with a homo, first I'd seen in a couple weeks, we drank pisco sours and split cigs all night. At the moment we was leaving to go to sleep he said the nicest thing, just a little "I think you're great" kind of ego-booster, end of story. A+

― I think you're great (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 31 March 2014 12:51 (1 hour ago) Permalink

v sweet

I'm working on a hookup for maybe next weeekend. He's around my age so at least it could be potentially illusion-free.

I'm sure you could at least pull a coin from behind his ear.

I keep thinking of this thread title as "Ringtones for the Painfully Alone"

if you have a ringtone but nobody ever calls, is it still a ringtone?

lex! awww

Eric, my dear frenemy, u bring the lolz

I will bring the lolz, baby, you bring the wine.

my bf and I, on opposite sides of the world, today simultaneously came down with the flu

the first time I tried to type opposite it came out poopsite and I almost kept it

My BF & I: On Poopsite Sides of the World by F. G. T. Included

ugh, good luck w/ yr poopsite, honeybun

A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward. Last night I hung out with a homo, first I'd seen in a couple weeks, we drank pisco sours and split cigs all night. At the moment we was leaving to go to sleep he said the nicest thing, just a little "I think you're great" kind of ego-booster, end of story. A+

― I think you're great (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, March 31, 2014 8:51 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've long felt that there needs to be some convention where you can tell someone "I just want you to know that I think you're awesome" without it being weird. Something like the "Say something nice about another ILXor" for real life. There are a number of people who have been mostly around the periphery of my life lately that I'd really like to say this to.

For me it only really penetrates when it comes from surprising sources. Happily my bf is stingy with his praise. Stevie D I am playing Braid now this game really gets sick-me.

hi, goon!

I blame my narcissism on the fact that not enough people have told me they think I'm awesome.

just want to quickly acknowledge rev's post upthread. (thanks stevie too).

Hey Markers! I went straight-bi-gay-back to bi, so if you're still trying to figure out where you stand, that's totally fine. Fuck it, I still am. My advice though is don't wait til you figure all that out to resume your love life. In fact, getting some real world experience, even under less than ideal circumstances, was very helpful for me in figuring out what I ultimately do and don't like.

On another subject, I have had so much telecom sex in the past six months (usually at least a couple times a week) with my gf, never done that with anybody else tho.

― The Reverend, Saturday, March 29, 2014 8:06 PM

right now i feel like it kinda wouldn't be fair for me to do much w/ a girl, given that i'm leaning towards probably ending up identifying as gay maybe, and honestly i'm not even that interested in dating, but who knows. thanks for the post!

I can attest that identity and a drive to date are two very different things.

Last night I ended up making out with a super qt Japanese exchange student whose gender I could not determine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

after they literally opened the club back up for us!

sweeet

after they literally opened the club back up for us!

― The Reverend,

resist jokes

About 20 of us were leaving another bar and looking for an afterhours spot but when we got to the place we thought would be open, it turned out they only did afterhours on Friday/Saturday and were closing down for the night themselves. About an equal number of patrons who were exiting that bar but not ready to go home ended up commingling with our group and suddenly they had like 40-50 people outside demanding to be let in, so they opened it back up for about 90 mins or so, which is where I met my androgynous new friend.

hey quick shoutout to simultaneous orgasms in 69 position for being awesome & kinda hilarious

ooh! wow

achievement unlocked