ringtones for a broken GAY SPRING 2014

<3

damn i'm def trying to date a dude in their 20s when i'm 55

good luck

i hope eventually i will stop feeling the urge to date altogether

it does clear your schedule

steve's beau represents my life's #beardambition

Patronna Beard Ambition Tour

i would do marie antionette drags with a bleached platinum beard, sure ok why not

thanks to the people who had nice things to say in the other thread before we switched over. gonna go and catch up here now

if you have no idea why i'm suddenly here go back a season

anyway, enough about me back to y'all

i hope eventually i will stop feeling the urge to date altogether

― clouds, Thursday, March 27, 2014 10:44 PM

this is me

now

no, plz markers, go on if you wish. also are u dating?

xxp oh well

haha no i am not

and haven't been for a long time

ok. i'm not sure where you are, but the more importrant question is do you have a nice apartment?

i do i do!

I'm moving to one in a week!! It's my first solo apt, y'all!!! 1 bedroom with an eat-in kitchen, on site laundry, claw foot tub, etc.

well, I'll be happy to inspect mext time i'm in Philly

also I want a new cheaper apt for July, lmk fellas (pref Bklyn or... Queens)

My apartment is gorgeous. It even boasts a red leather sofa.

stitched from several pairs of Bryan Ferry pants

(if further away, it needs to come with a job and a generous healthplan for my preexisting condition)

xxp

I need to pick a chaeap time to come to Miami, Alfred

Hey Markers! I went straight-bi-gay-back to bi, so if you're still trying to figure out where you stand, that's totally fine. Fuck it, I still am. My advice though is don't wait til you figure all that out to resume your love life. In fact, getting some real world experience, even under less than ideal circumstances, was very helpful for me in figuring out what I ultimately do and don't like.

On another subject, I have had so much telecom sex in the past six months (usually at least a couple times a week) with my gf, never done that with anybody else tho.

Markers you could just be queer, that term is v much in vogue these days and also v convenient

I mean it is basically just, like, "I am not 100% hetero, I think", right? I like "queer" a lot

Stevie, at the bear happy hr in DC, guys stand around drinking from PITCHERS! THEY OWN THEIR DRUNKENNESS.

Owning your drunkenness used to be known as alcoholism.

owning your drunkenness used to mean you had a bar at home.

brb washing my two boston shakers

I had sex w/ this really hot guy just now and it was so boring. Like not even that the sex itself was bad, but I think I am just totally bored w/ sex. After 20 minutes I was just like goooddddddd please leave so I can go back to playing video games.

maybe you should try sex with not-hot guys?

jeezus the abs on the actor playing Hotspur in Henry IV Part I last night were amazing

xp we'd had sex before and it was really intense and sweaty and lasted hours and this time I was just like done w it. Afterwards he was telling me abt how he just spent $600 on plain white dishes and had 5 tv's and gets bored with his living room furniture every few years and buys all new stuff and the worst part is that he seemed to think this sort of thing sounded appealing.

A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward. Last night I hung out with a homo, first I'd seen in a couple weeks, we drank pisco sours and split cigs all night. At the moment we was leaving to go to sleep he said the nicest thing, just a little "I think you're great" kind of ego-booster, end of story. A+

A+ indeed! I love hanging out w/ homos and not having or talking about sex.

Exactly!

Well, "talking about" sure ...

braggin 2014: my bf made this chocolate brownie with white chocolate chunks, hazelnuts, cranberries and fresh cherries to welcome me to living with him:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj-ZR5tIIAAfOAD.jpg

A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward.

otm. Which is why I prefer going to a man's house instead of asking him over.

Do you at least remove the duct tape from his mouth before you rush out?

for form's sake I leave the handcuff key on the dresser

your bf has good taste in fonts, lex

beautiful

A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward. Last night I hung out with a homo, first I'd seen in a couple weeks, we drank pisco sours and split cigs all night. At the moment we was leaving to go to sleep he said the nicest thing, just a little "I think you're great" kind of ego-booster, end of story. A+

― I think you're great (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 31 March 2014 12:51 (1 hour ago) Permalink

v sweet

I'm working on a hookup for maybe next weeekend. He's around my age so at least it could be potentially illusion-free.

I'm sure you could at least pull a coin from behind his ear.

I keep thinking of this thread title as "Ringtones for the Painfully Alone"

if you have a ringtone but nobody ever calls, is it still a ringtone?

lex! awww

Eric, my dear frenemy, u bring the lolz

I will bring the lolz, baby, you bring the wine.

surm, I hung out with Morbs and j0rdan last Saturday. Wish you'd been there.

Hola Surm!

PLAX I WAS WAITING FOR YOU
Thank you for being here
Xp Alfred that sounds excellent. Jordan has always been a true gentleman. I remember the time I ran into him at a club in NYC, I just wanted to put him in my pocket like a lucky penny.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/id/thumb/6/63/L28835.jpg/220px-L28835.jpg

<3 <3 <3 plax what will you do today?

now that we've all met for virtual brunch, surm, can you start a winter '19 gay thread?

omg im stuck in a library writing an incredibly boring essay about the use of research evidence in public policy.

its raining.

I'm also in the library and it's raining.

I'm Also in the Library and It's Raining: WINTER 2018/2019 GAY THREAD