He looks happy to see you, is cold, or both.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 March 2014 02:22 (ten years ago) link
<3
― surm, Friday, 28 March 2014 02:25 (ten years ago) link
damn i'm def trying to date a dude in their 20s when i'm 55
good luck
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 March 2014 02:36 (ten years ago) link
i hope eventually i will stop feeling the urge to date altogether
― clouds, Friday, 28 March 2014 02:44 (ten years ago) link
it does clear your schedule
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 March 2014 03:28 (ten years ago) link
steve's beau represents my life's #beardambition
― patron sailor, Friday, 28 March 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link
Patronna Beard Ambition Tour
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 March 2014 13:53 (ten years ago) link
i would do marie antionette drags with a bleached platinum beard, sure ok why not
― patron sailor, Friday, 28 March 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
thanks to the people who had nice things to say in the other thread before we switched over. gonna go and catch up here now
― markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
if you have no idea why i'm suddenly here go back a season
anyway, enough about me back to y'all
― markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
i hope eventually i will stop feeling the urge to date altogether― clouds, Thursday, March 27, 2014 10:44 PM
― clouds, Thursday, March 27, 2014 10:44 PM
this is me
― markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link
now
no, plz markers, go on if you wish. also are u dating?
xxp oh well
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:45 (ten years ago) link
haha no i am not
― markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link
and haven't been for a long time
― markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:47 (ten years ago) link
ok. i'm not sure where you are, but the more importrant question is do you have a nice apartment?
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link
i do i do!
― surm, Friday, 28 March 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link
I'm moving to one in a week!! It's my first solo apt, y'all!!! 1 bedroom with an eat-in kitchen, on site laundry, claw foot tub, etc.
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 March 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link
well, I'll be happy to inspect mext time i'm in Philly
also I want a new cheaper apt for July, lmk fellas (pref Bklyn or... Queens)
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 March 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
My apartment is gorgeous. It even boasts a red leather sofa.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 March 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
stitched from several pairs of Bryan Ferry pants
(if further away, it needs to come with a job and a generous healthplan for my preexisting condition)
xxp
I need to pick a chaeap time to come to Miami, Alfred
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 March 2014 16:03 (ten years ago) link
Hey Markers! I went straight-bi-gay-back to bi, so if you're still trying to figure out where you stand, that's totally fine. Fuck it, I still am. My advice though is don't wait til you figure all that out to resume your love life. In fact, getting some real world experience, even under less than ideal circumstances, was very helpful for me in figuring out what I ultimately do and don't like.
On another subject, I have had so much telecom sex in the past six months (usually at least a couple times a week) with my gf, never done that with anybody else tho.
― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 March 2014 00:06 (ten years ago) link
Markers you could just be queer, that term is v much in vogue these days and also v convenient
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 30 March 2014 13:20 (ten years ago) link
I mean it is basically just, like, "I am not 100% hetero, I think", right? I like "queer" a lot
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 30 March 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link
Stevie, at the bear happy hr in DC, guys stand around drinking from PITCHERS! THEY OWN THEIR DRUNKENNESS.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 March 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link
Owning your drunkenness used to be known as alcoholism.
― Eric H., Sunday, 30 March 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link
owning your drunkenness used to mean you had a bar at home.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 March 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link
brb washing my two boston shakers
― Eric H., Sunday, 30 March 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link
I had sex w/ this really hot guy just now and it was so boring. Like not even that the sex itself was bad, but I think I am just totally bored w/ sex. After 20 minutes I was just like goooddddddd please leave so I can go back to playing video games.
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 31 March 2014 06:43 (ten years ago) link
maybe you should try sex with not-hot guys?
― continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 31 March 2014 11:26 (ten years ago) link
jeezus the abs on the actor playing Hotspur in Henry IV Part I last night were amazing
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 March 2014 11:31 (ten years ago) link
xp we'd had sex before and it was really intense and sweaty and lasted hours and this time I was just like done w it. Afterwards he was telling me abt how he just spent $600 on plain white dishes and had 5 tv's and gets bored with his living room furniture every few years and buys all new stuff and the worst part is that he seemed to think this sort of thing sounded appealing.
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 31 March 2014 12:15 (ten years ago) link
A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward. Last night I hung out with a homo, first I'd seen in a couple weeks, we drank pisco sours and split cigs all night. At the moment we was leaving to go to sleep he said the nicest thing, just a little "I think you're great" kind of ego-booster, end of story. A+
― I think you're great (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 31 March 2014 12:51 (ten years ago) link
A+ indeed! I love hanging out w/ homos and not having or talking about sex.
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 31 March 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
Exactly!
― Eric H., Monday, 31 March 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link
Well, "talking about" sure ...
braggin 2014: my bf made this chocolate brownie with white chocolate chunks, hazelnuts, cranberries and fresh cherries to welcome me to living with him:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj-ZR5tIIAAfOAD.jpg
― lex pretend, Monday, 31 March 2014 13:14 (ten years ago) link
A big reason for my chastity is I can't deal with what comes out of people's mouths afterward.
otm. Which is why I prefer going to a man's house instead of asking him over.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 31 March 2014 13:17 (ten years ago) link
Do you at least remove the duct tape from his mouth before you rush out?
― Eric H., Monday, 31 March 2014 13:19 (ten years ago) link
for form's sake I leave the handcuff key on the dresser
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 31 March 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link
your bf has good taste in fonts, lex
― I think you're great (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 31 March 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
beautiful
― I think you're great (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 31 March 2014 12:51 (1 hour ago) Permalink
v sweet
― surm, Monday, 31 March 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link
I'm working on a hookup for maybe next weeekend. He's around my age so at least it could be potentially illusion-free.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 March 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link
I'm sure you could at least pull a coin from behind his ear.
― Eric H., Monday, 31 March 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
I keep thinking of this thread title as "Ringtones for the Painfully Alone"
― Je55e, Monday, 31 March 2014 16:36 (ten years ago) link
if you have a ringtone but nobody ever calls, is it still a ringtone?
― patron sailor, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link
lex! awww
― The Reverend, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
Eric, my dear frenemy, u bring the lolz
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Jed, that's so nice to hear for some odd reason! Alfred! Morbz! Morbz it would be lovely to grab a drink in the neighborhood soon. I hope everyone's off to a relaxing weekend.
― surm, Saturday, 26 January 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link
surm, I hung out with Morbs and j0rdan last Saturday. Wish you'd been there.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 January 2019 14:42 (five years ago) link
Hola Surm!
― plax (ico), Saturday, 26 January 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link
PLAX I WAS WAITING FOR YOUThank you for being hereXp Alfred that sounds excellent. Jordan has always been a true gentleman. I remember the time I ran into him at a club in NYC, I just wanted to put him in my pocket like a lucky penny.
― surm, Saturday, 26 January 2019 14:51 (five years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/id/thumb/6/63/L28835.jpg/220px-L28835.jpg
― plax (ico), Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link
<3 <3 <3 plax what will you do today?
― surm, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:48 (five years ago) link
now that we've all met for virtual brunch, surm, can you start a winter '19 gay thread?
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link
omg im stuck in a library writing an incredibly boring essay about the use of research evidence in public policy.
― plax (ico), Saturday, 26 January 2019 16:01 (five years ago) link
its raining.
I'm also in the library and it's raining.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 January 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link
I'm Also in the Library and It's Raining: WINTER 2018/2019 GAY THREAD
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 January 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link