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well if that is the case i would like to purchase one (1) ticket to india as well and come along.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, we are already married, Ally, you're coming, too!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I come with complimentary right to live and work in the EU, gender immaterial (in the eyes of the law).

ME TOO, SNAP

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i am this close to reposting riverwolfrifleman.jpg to the gun control thread

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hoooooray i am going to india!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

best honeymoon ever!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

A caption that said "lurker #2711 - age 15" would probably complete the meltdown. Then we all go to the sandbox and don't let anyone else in.

xxpost

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait to go to india

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man now I want naan&beyond

― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahha john justen 8080

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Who wants to go to......guys, I don't really want to go anywhere. I just wan to like my life in New York more.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like travel that much. The beach, who wants to go to the beach??

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, you know, for a cabinet level department of the government it's amazing that we are so fucked up that we are actually tracking and measuring a backlog not in numbers but in INCHES.

absolutely mindboggling.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

not liking my life in Chicago is 3/4 of the impetus for the India trip, Laurel. you should come!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck, i want to go to the beach.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i will go to ANY beach and everyone who knows me knows this fact.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

vegas & NY next month for me!

― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

my last trip to the beach:

http://lh4.google.com/image/kevin.rys/RifSV3VNIeI/AAAAAAAAADg/_Uh-Ys1_2-A/s144/C%3A%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Cvhahinrysk%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Ccyclone.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

With big, hungry tigers table manners have no place
(Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no)
After they have eaten you they never say their grace
(Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no)

Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice, see the hunters run

Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)

You all know how beastly tigers are
Out in, out in, out in India

They bite
They scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them and saying "puss puss puss"
Oh
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)

(instrumental)

They bite
They scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them and saying "puss puss puss"
Oh
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)

Spoken: “I say, Joe (?), it’s jolly frightening out there.”
“Nonsense, dear boy, you should be like me.”
“But look at you! You’re shaking all over!”
“Shaking? You silly goose, I’m just doing the watusi, that’s all.”

Tigers don’t go out on rainy nights
They’ve no need to whet their appetites
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)

How many tigers can you find with forks and serviettes?
(Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no)
Don’t care in what part of you they fix their fretwork sets
(Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no)

Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice, see the hunters run

Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh!)

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I get Marlboro Lights and cold Budweiser in India, Horse? I'm not feeling very tolerant/flexible this week/lifetime.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it snowed here today, just when things were looking up

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

no but you can get bidis and, like, kingfisher

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

er, let's try this one:

http://lh4.google.com/image/kevin.rys/RifSV3VNIeI/AAAAAAAAADg/_Uh-Ys1_2-A/s800/C%3A%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Cvhahinrysk%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Ccyclone.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not big on beaches as a rule, but there are tropical places i could hang in, i'm sure.

I like mountains.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm, Evan. You make a good case.

Kevin, tell Mal all those pictures look great! See, I said you'd be glad she took 'em. ;)

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

you know, the booze in India can leave something to be desired, honestly. the thing I'm worried about is that there's mostly only instant coffee. whenever I go there I'm always spacey for, like, two weeks adjusting to diminished caffeine.

xpost aw, Kevin, that's a great picture. you look happy.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

note: driking budweiser in those photos.

xp- yeah, i told her.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

horsehoe i was happy. i had the best time at coney island, seriously.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

horseSHOE, sorry.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA

― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also, it helps that we kept drinking beer to ward off the chill of a 42 degree day and 25 m.p.h. winds.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always wanted to go to Coney Island! Grew up on LI, lived in NYC, and yet I've never been. I'm going to have to change that. Soon.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

where on LI?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

South shore of suffolk county - Bayport.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna go back this summer, we (my friend kevin in that pic and his girlfriend mallory who was taking the pics) were trying to imagine how much better it could possibly be because we were having an awesome time in the cold and the rain.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

woody allen grew up in that little stand underneath the roller coaster, you know.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I get Marlboro Lights and cold Budweiser in India, Horse? I'm not feeling very tolerant/flexible this week/lifetime.

Bidis and kingfisher

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ok, my uncle lived(lives?) in patchogue actually. my family was up north when we were there though, miller place. that's why i asked, sorry!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

quit biting my style, ED

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

you have a wife, what more do you want.

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Patchogue is basically right next door to Bayport. I know it well. I went to HS with a couple girls from Miller Place. Don't worry about asking - talking about the tropical paradise that is long island always makes me smile.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't been back there in ages! i guess when i went to my uncle's funeral, the wake was in farmingdale and that was about two or three years ago now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I NEED A CIGARETTEE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm having one right now!

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

along with a gin and tonic

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I need the brannvin that I am going to drink right now.

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm having one too!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

gin and tonic 8080

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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