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yes in the dream world pee wee the herman was a metal band

I am auditioning to be vocalist for a grindcore band. I am on a small stage in a spotlight. I look behind me and Grady gives me a goofy wave from his seat behind the drum kit. He counts a fast 4 and the sounds of scary quick guitar & bass come roaring out of the darkness around me. I do my bit, shrieking lyrics off the page of notebook paper I've removed from my pocket. They go something like this:

i speak you hear but don't overstand me
eardrums cracked like dry earth rupture

The song ends. I'm sweating. I drop the mic and there's a squall of feedback.

A voice from the darkness says "You're in."

hoos

is that true

are you aware of how drunk i was last night

bourbon dreams dogg

I had a dream that I was on some mission to stop someone from blowing up a shopping center. What's odd is that Cankles was in my dream and he was pretty awesome. It wasn't the first time I we'd met though I don't think. Also, I totally called him "cankles" in the dream.

The have dreamt of the following ilxors:
Chaki (twice)
Dr. Morbius
Omar Little & litle Jordy Sargent (together)

i dreamt the reason that tombot was missing was he was being arraigned in federal district court. this was a tangential part of another dream that wasn't about the internet. in my dream i was like "hmm i wonder what he did" and resolved to look it up later.

I that I have had dreams involving the following: Joshea, Curtis, Tehresa and now Cankles.

litle Jordy Sargent

lol

harbl did you find out yet? what he did?

no, i can't remember the case number for United States v. TOMBOT. maybe it'll be on the news in my next dream.

i spied upon drew daniel in a scarlet frock coat and an immense curly brown wig frantically scratching with a quill onto parchment by candlelight. he wore a monacle, i think, and a little velvet cap with a single white plume in it.

That's fantastic.

monocle.

oh my

GOD!!!!!!

that is the pinnacle of ilx

seriously

hurting, unless jd means j0hn d4rnielle that is not an ilx dream

― lol (roxymuzak), Wednesday, February 18, 2009 2:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

True. I wasn't sure whether "ILX dreams" exclusively meant dreams about other ilxors as opposed to dreams had by ilxors. Which is also weird because I know I posted once about a dream about J0n W1lliams but I don't see it here.

Your (Non-ILX) Dreams

The other night I had a dream that Jon Williams was a librarian and he refused to let me take out a book.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, June 28, 2007 7:57 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i spied upon drew daniel in a scarlet frock coat and an immense curly brown wig frantically scratching with a quill onto parchment by candlelight. he wore a monacle, i think, and a little velvet cap with a single white plume in it.

― elmo argonaut, Sunday, March 8, 2009 11:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Whoah! I am so honored. Actually, as it happens, three days ago there was a power outage on our street and I sat at our dining room table reading Shakespeare by candlelight. I wasn't using a quill, but in other respects, it was kind of weirdly similar to your dream. Maybe you were remote viewing?

omg

dude theresa i have had like 3 dreams about jergins before

LOL why do i always accidentally log in under this account

THAT WAS ME BYTW

what did you dream about him?

The have dreamt of the following ilxors:
Chaki (twice)
Dr. Morbius
Omar Little & litle Jordy Sargent (together)

― and what's more (Batty)

o_O

I dreamt that Frank Lampard had been murdered and everyone on the Premiership thread was a suspect because we kept talking about him being fat and rubbish.

I dreamt that he ate himself

I once had a dream that involved l0u1s jagg3r and ILX, which is weird, since I don't really socialize here.

Ha, I had no Idea ILX automatically Google-proofed his name.

i had some ilx dreams a week or two ago but i don't feel comfortable sharing them.

!

Last night I had a lengthy and elaborate dream in which Latebloomer and I had to present a two-page poem (later, it was just a paper) about John Lennon to a college class. I lost my notes, and LB gave me his, which were a jumbled mess. I struggled to remember my opening line, and the professor says "talk about how he's a Marxist!" I said "you're making a joke!" The class turned into a battleground with people climbing up to the ceiling and hanging off to escape the carnage, and I ate a piece of fried chicken out of a stryrofoam container.

and to think, people think Paul McCartney was the superior of the two. . .

i had a dream someone was telling me about how forksclovetofu, who didn't actually appear in the dream, had heroically saved some dogs from mistreatment, the person who was talking (it was an ilxor but i don't know who) said, 'he is passionate about dogs' rights'.

last night I dreamed that "Roz" was actually one of my sockpuppets

I had a really long dream featuring Abbott. There was a lot of weird stuff going on, but the nagging bit was that somehow, in the dream, Abbott used to play a character on The Office, a woman named Fern. This led to some strange morning half-dreaming time where I was trying very hard (and failing) to figure out whether that was a true fact about Abbott, or just something happening in the dream.

I was at some ridiculous convention or trade-show for Nike Dunk aficionados. I wandered away from the convention hall and met nabisco in a dark warehouse-sized arcade that had an all-you-can-eat nacho buffet. I remember being surprised that he was there.

Never be surprised to find me around all-you-can-eat nachos

A couple of days ago I had a dream where I was being chased through town by muggers wearing white denim jackets. As I ran onto the high street, I saw LJ standing on a corner, wearing cricket whites and pads, with a huge beer gut, holding a cricket bat. He gestured with the bat and said something like "tally ho!", but I just said "whatever!" and kept on running.

Whoa nabisco! U.S. Office or U.K.?

nabisco I once had a dream you ran a lobster-catching boat.

Also a dream me & JW were hacking in your computer.

A couple of days ago I had a dream where I was being chased through town by muggers wearing white denim jackets. As I ran onto the high street, I saw LJ standing on a corner, wearing cricket whites and pads, with a huge beer gut, holding a cricket bat. He gestured with the bat and said something like "tally ho!", but I just said "whatever!" and kept on running.

― snoball, Friday, 3 April 2009 06:25

Does KBP know you go into his head when you sleep?

Being King Boy Pato

mental image of dude going "Patooo! Patooo!" in the penultimate entering-his-own-head scene is killing me

Last night I had a very real dream that Estela and I were doing some arts and crafts activity in a church, gluing things to other things. She looked a lot like Annabella Lwin. I had to use the restroom so I went out in the hall to look for it. There were four or five different ones, most of which looked like cruising spots of the future (steam, neon lights, muscular dudes). I finally found a normally looking women's restroom but it said something like "Aurgabalus Wilte" above the door. I ran back to Estela and said, "In Australia, is the ladies' room called 'Aurgabalus Wilte'?" She laughed and gave me a piggyback ride to the actual women's restroom (which was called something like "Maurtouly Gaybe").