I always knew David Brooks was an asshole ....

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o a dutch study great

you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link

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Mordy , Friday, 3 January 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link

um legalize partying

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link

true

you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

i am partying right now

you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

good man waterface

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

party every day

Mordy , Friday, 3 January 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

u party infinitiy?

you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

ive been known to party

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

it imperative that the usa immediately adopt a comprehensive anything goes tonight policy

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

party

you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

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lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

what is he has two pee pees

you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link

if

you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link

We didn’t give it up for the obvious health reasons: that it is addictive in about one in six teenagers; that smoking and driving is a good way to get yourself killed

seems like an extremely inefficient way to get yourself killed

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 3 January 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

Vape Dad followed you

#bless

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 17:42 (ten years ago) link

"that smoking and driving is a good way to get yourself killed"

Yeah is it really? I can think of better ways...

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 January 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link

hasn't worked for me yet, I must be doing it wrong

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 January 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link

Lol of course David Brooks went to Radnor High

, Friday, 3 January 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

I mean, Radnor High School, but he also went there High

, Friday, 3 January 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

Rich suburban motherfucker. I'm gonnna take a shit in his barbeque grill

, Friday, 3 January 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

everyone is so jacked up on triple espressos all the time, bring on the Weed Era, imo.

Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ (brimstead), Friday, 3 January 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link

someday we will find the perfect chemical balance

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link

Charles Pierce:

There is one sure way for posterity to consider you a fuddy-duddy. That is to use the word "fuddy-duddy" twice in two sentences in the beginning of a column about how pot is bad for the nation. Far better when confessing your early days as the world's most boring stoner to take the Brooks route, whereby one puts aside childish things (such as the bong shaped like Edmund Burke's head) and moves on to loftier pursuits.

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"In healthy societies, government wants to subtly tip the scale to favor temperate, prudent, self-governing citizenship. In those societies, government subtly encourages the highest pleasures, like enjoying the arts or being in nature, and discourages lesser pleasures, like being stoned."

subtly imprisoning its citizens so that david brooks will go outside and take a walk

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

and as for you weigel you srsly cant light a joint thats how casual a stoner you are oh my

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

imprisoning citizens so david brooks will self govern himself

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

"government subtly encourages the highest pleasures, like enjoying the arts or being in nature, and discourages lesser pleasures, like being stoned."

government should encourage the highest highest pleasures of enjoying the arts or being in nature while being stoned.

wmlynch, Friday, 3 January 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

win win

lag∞n, Friday, 3 January 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

government should encourage the highest pleasures of throwing David Brooks off a bridge

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 January 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link

while high

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 January 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link

twinkies

you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 3 January 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Getting stoned "is not a lot of fun" and has "serious brain effects" on children, according to Brooks on NPR five seconds ago.

"i mean, look how i turned out..."

wmlynch, Friday, 3 January 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link

David Brooks not immediately getting his face laughed at by the host and on the hour by each newsreader is one of the reasons I stopped listening to NPR

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Friday, 3 January 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

only on once a week

Still too much

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Friday, 3 January 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link

the bong shaped like Edmund Burke's head

ok, lol

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 3 January 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link

<3 u charles pierce

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Friday, 3 January 2014 23:58 (ten years ago) link

posted this in the other thread, grudging goldberg otm

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-03/i-like-david-brooks-have-smoked-marijuana.html

the first half of the brooks column actually wasn't horrible imo lol

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:34 (ten years ago) link

Paul Krugman is off today.

this was a pretty cruel joke by the NYT editors tho, touché

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link

Another mandatory feature of the marijuana-themed column is the Current Use Statement, because it is morally acceptable to have been a stupid kid, but it is apparently less acceptable to be a stupid adult. So: I haven’t touched marijuana in 25 years.

Who will be the most surprising pundit to weigh in w/ their current epic marijuana use? Krauthammer?

Mordy , Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link

Read

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:41 (ten years ago) link

I don’t drink alcohol very much at all, because I don’t like it -- what it does to me, and what it does to society.

the fuck outta here with this hit

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:57 (ten years ago) link

*shit

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:57 (ten years ago) link

all these pundits pop mad pills #knowledge

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link

http://twitter.com/leyawn/status/419133339828629504/photo/1

balls, Saturday, 4 January 2014 06:59 (ten years ago) link

I don't mean to ask the stupid obvious question here, but what exactly has marijuana done to 'society'?

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Saturday, 4 January 2014 09:18 (ten years ago) link

its a lesser pleasure

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 January 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link


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