http://www.qualitymodelships.com/files/1743973/uploaded/Ships%2520in%2520a%2520Bottle%2520Page%2520Pic.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 December 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link
Andy seems to be trolling. #proud
― Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Monday, 30 December 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link
how the hell could you possibly tell
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 December 2013 04:59 (ten years ago) link
Andy is Poe's Law incarnate
― zanarkand bozo (abanana), Monday, 30 December 2013 05:32 (ten years ago) link
Homosexual teen boys are 6 times more likely to use steroids.[8] 52% of homosexual youth report self-harming: UK study.[9]
Is it any surprise that Sage Kotsenburg, a heterosexual man born in Republican flyover state of Idaho, won the first Olympic gold?
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link
Chuck Norris praises Sage Kotsenburg, the first gold winner at the Olympics, for his risk-taking snowboarding performance.[7] Unshakeable proof that Kotsenburg is a conservative and not a liberal?
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 03:28 (ten years ago) link
http://conservapedia.com/Washington%27s_Birthday
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 04:25 (ten years ago) link
Big corporations have never been friendly to the conservative movement. Except for the union issue, big corporations tend to support liberals.--Andy Schlafly 00:54, 16 January 2013 (EST)
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 07:55 (ten years ago) link
this guy sounds like he needs to go hug some rattlesnakes tbh
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:36 (ten years ago) link
An American wife, mother, and heterosexual recounts the sacrifices she made to win a medal at the Olympics.[11] Needless to say, dessert scarfing, obese lesbians didn't win a lot of medals at the Olympics this year. See: Lesbianism and obesity
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link
http://conservapedia.com/Category:Lunatics
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 06:08 (ten years ago) link
the wachowskis wtf
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 11:50 (ten years ago) link
There's a kind of perversely unintentional even-handedness in treating Lana's name with the same douchey scare-quotes as Andy's contracted name- I was expecting some kind of anti-trans screed.
"Leo K. O'Drudy, III also deduced that the Matrix films were likely to be Marxist propaganda."
Not THE Leo K. O'Drudy, III?
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link
Michel Foucault WROTE about lunatics, oh lunatics of conservapedia
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link
When a president who is a Democrat is mocked by a late night comic, it's over.[6]
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 05:58 (ten years ago) link
Germany trounces same-sex marriage Brazil by a record-breaking rout of 7-1, in front of Brazil's home audience in the World Cup semifinals. [3] Like other nations growing in strength, Germany does not cave into the homosexual agenda.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 01:50 (ten years ago) link
It's Cleveland, Ohio! That's the site of the 2016 Republican National Convention. [7] LeBron James' agent reportedly wants him to return to Cleveland too.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 01:51 (ten years ago) link
really like this one
This is pathetic: the same-sex marriage nations of Argentina and Netherlands are unable to score a goal in 90 minutes, tying at 0-0 before Argentina then won on penalty kicks.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link
Misled by atheistic science about earthquakes, 94% in Napa (no active fault lines) went without earthquake insurance. [58] A week after the massive quake, atheistic science still cannot explain it.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:55 (ten years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/images/f/f9/Approx_level_of_technology_in_Noah%27s_time.png
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 August 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link
rennaisance
― welltris (crüt), Thursday, 6 August 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link
Proper spelling is elitist.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link
so if "Approx level of technology" (a Whiggish view of technological change if there ever was one) is along the x axis, what's happening on the y axis?
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 August 2015 08:59 (nine years ago) link
love imagining that graph drawn in a single stroke. like that steve martin joke about the mona lisa. "how's this?" also love the lil dip between "greece" and "rome". what's that supposed to be. also lol @ the fall of rome being like 5x more severe than the bronze age collapse and taking humanity back to pre-adam tech levels.
x is mislabeled time.
― playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 6 August 2015 09:05 (nine years ago) link
that is a treat
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 August 2015 11:58 (nine years ago) link
Would love to know what kind of boss technology Adam had that was substantially more impressive than the building of Nea Ekklēsia, etc.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:11 (nine years ago) link
https://static.groupon.hk/23/57/1321880515723.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:38 (nine years ago) link
considering there's presumably some kind of god-bothering axe being ground there, the Biblical timeline is all over the fucking shop. the Jewish diaspora should come some centuries after Egypt at its heights by Bible reckoning - ignoring the irl history, obv
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link
the technology behind modesty fig leaves has been lost to the ages
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link
hey they stayed on with no visible fastening
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link
i think the 'dispersion' there is prob the aftermath of babel. meanwhile, if you are going to take babel at face value, i think a more significant tech spike is warranted.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:48 (nine years ago) link
ok that makes sense, assume the decline from Noah was after he invented booze
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link
it's been a crazy 8000 years for technology
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:51 (nine years ago) link
In a 1982-83 Doctor Who Magazine comic strip, The Stockbridge Horror, a militaristic Time Lord named Tubal Cain pilots a massive Battle TARDIS armed with "time torpedoes".
― j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link
This. Maybe if Adam had control over the flaming sword guarding Eden or something.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
i thought the hip idea among the way-out xtian conservatives was that the "dark ages" were great.
― goole, Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWw-c-IU-h0
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link
The Bible criticizes liberal claptrap in 1 Corinthians 1:17.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 August 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link
Democrat Party is the grammatically correct term for the Democratic Party. The Party is not "democratic", and proper nouns like "Democrat" are not converted into adjectives by adding "ic" as a suffix. It is not the "Republicanic Party," or the "Libertarianic Party", or a "Smith-ic Wedding." Predictably, many Democrats dislike the term "Democrat Party," perhaps because the official name is the "Democratic Party of the United States" since 1844[1] and perhaps they prefer the false illusion that their party is somehow more "democratic" than other parties.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 September 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link
correct term is "Republicanican Party", obv
― soref, Sunday, 6 September 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link
They do have kind of a point though, albeit not about the name of the party -- why isn't the generic term for a member of the Democratic party a Democratic? If someone is psychic, they're a psychic. If they subscribe to Stoic philosophy, they're a Stoic.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 6 September 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link
the only good thing I can say about William F. Buckley is that his intellectual snobbery prevented him from using "Democrat Party"
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 September 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link
Predictably, many Democrats dislike the term "Democrat Party," perhaps because the official name is the "Democratic Party of the United States" since 1844
perhaps!
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 6 September 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link
I really like this one
http://www.conservapedia.com/Moving_the_goalposts
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 September 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link
not to flood the thread but this is big news
http://www.conservapedia.com/Unplug_the_NFL
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 September 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link
Thus, asserting that someone is moving the goalposts is a common logical fallacy.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 7 September 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
Occult and gambling
The Super Bowl halftime show also features bizarre symbolism that has been associated with the occult and/or gambling.
― Sharia Law and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 7 September 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link
In 2015, the Super Bowl halftime show featured in nearly every performance the pro-homosexual activist Katy Perry. Perry became became popular among liberals for her pro-lesbian song in 2008, and is an outspoken supporter of gay rights.
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Monday, 7 September 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link
proper nouns like "Democrat" are not converted into adjectives by adding "ic" as a suffix
this is moron-ic
― Vasco da Gama, Monday, 7 September 2015 10:25 (nine years ago) link
sorry proper nouns let’s say byron-ic
― Vasco da Gama, Monday, 7 September 2015 10:31 (nine years ago) link