I am too old for this...the 40 plus thread.

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39 now and staring down the barrel of 40 in November, and I'm in pretty much the same place as I was when I was 30. Which is not necessarly the greatest place to be. On the whole I'm a bit more chilled out about the impending Significant Birthday than I was ten years ago... Which may be a sign of increasing maturity or just resignation to my fate.

Stone Monkey, Saturday, 28 February 2009 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link

you can always ask Mariella Frostrup for advice and be sure of a sympathetic response:

Sex, cigars, travel - his 40th birthday celebrations have gone on all year. But as his friends leave, the rest of his life is looking like a hangover from hell

Bob Six, Saturday, 28 February 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link

People can give you a lot of helpful advice about passing the big 4 0 but in my opinion this shit sucks and fuck anybody who thinks otherwise.

Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Get out there and start celebrating the fact that you still have another 50 per cent of your life to come. And try replacing the 'we' in the penultimate sentence with an 'I'. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill....

There's a degree of self-pity about your plaintive cries that makes it hard to be sympathetic.

And yet Mariella on being 40 herself:

Reaching 40 didn't sneak up on me as I'd been promised. It hit me, head on, like the Eurostar at full speed. One minute I was in my early thirties, thinking that there was still so much to achieve. Next, I'm 40 and wondering why I'd wasted a decade trying so hard

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Bob Six, Saturday, 28 February 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

39 now and staring down the barrel of 40 in November september.

i don't have any big hang-ups about it that i know of. could be because having two little kids keeps me too busy to think about much. 50 might be harder because i have a feeling i'm going to emerge from the fog of parenthood and be like, 'wait, i'm 50???'

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 February 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

44 here. coping. no kids for me, thanx. but i do have two wonderful teenage nieces; they buy me CDs (lol) and shit. it's awesome.

7kull 'n' bone7 (Ioannis), Saturday, 28 February 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

carpal tunnel syndrome
lower back pain
acid reflux
need bifocals

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah lol my body is starting to fall to bits and twenty year-olds think I'm some kind of space monster. this is awesome!

Sugban Stevens (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

it can only get funnier.

7kull 'n' bone7 (Ioannis), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

xp
need to stop kidnapping and dissecting them on your dining table then.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not gonna play this stiff upper lip bullshit is all. Fuck getting old.

Sugban Stevens (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link

also usu asleep by 11

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link

eh, it happens.

xp

7kull 'n' bone7 (Ioannis), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

damn, dude, i usually hit the hay an hour or two past midnight.

7kull 'n' bone7 (Ioannis), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link

noodle if you've got ppl that love you you've made it in life.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

45 was a tougher birthday than 40.

WmC, Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

^not entirely true.

xp

7kull 'n' bone7 (Ioannis), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

noodle if you've got ppl that love you you've made it in life.

yeah, this is greeting-card hooey.

WmC, Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I rarely think of myself as 35 years old. It's just a number and I don't recognize myself in this. (This could very well mean, I'm really getting dumber. Hard to achieve but, if it is the case, WHAT an achievement!) So I'll be 40 in about 4/5 years. I do hope so! Woohooo, let it come! I love 4s.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm about to turn 38 but hey.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I just noticed that I'm getting grey pubic hairs!

henry s, Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

youngsters these days.

7kull 'n' bone7 (Ioannis), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

x-post -- Well after you started letting them grow in after assiduously shaving them due to your porn career, something had to show up.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

too olde to pron, too young to die.

7kull 'n' bone7 (Ioannis), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link

For some reason didn't realise I was older than Ned or Nath. Not saying lol you guys old, just thought you were a couple of years up on me. THIS ISN'T HELPING

Sugban Stevens (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link

one thing that helps me is i'm a little under the median age for my office. having lots of 40s, 50s and 60s around me -- and only one sub-30-yr-old in the place -- makes me feel comparatively spry and youthful.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Whereas I mostly work with 16 year-olds.

Sugban Stevens (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 February 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

It's coming for me...

Oilyrags, Saturday, 28 February 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah I'll hit the big three-five this year but my "friends" irl these days are mostly professional and they're all old, like fifties and sixties old. So I still feel like a little kid compared to them.

Euler, Saturday, 28 February 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

"For some reason didn't realise I was older than Ned or Nath. Not saying lol you guys old, just thought you were a couple of years up on me. THIS ISN'T HELPING"

this is how i feel 'bout all you guys! haha

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 28 February 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

to celebrate, I would like you all to know that I think Newt Gingrich has some really good points, and that from now on I intend to pay for everything in spare change, which I will keep in a ziplock bag in my fanny pack.

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Friday, 29 May 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Happy celebrations, Oilyrags!

Enemy Insects (NickB), Friday, 29 May 2009 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Thank you. I disapprove of the music and clothing of teenagers.

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Friday, 29 May 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Hello dere, midlife crisis.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Friday, 29 May 2009 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link

grey hairs really coming in now :-\
― velko

don't think i'd fancy knowing on which body parts exactly ;)

t**t, Friday, 29 May 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Turning 40 on Monday. No fear, no regrets so far. Am looking forward to - hopefully! finally! - quitting smoking and curbing the social drinking to a minimum. But still gonna enjoy
myself as much as possible before I have to buy that walker.

Capitaine Jay Vee, Friday, 29 May 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_29#Births

GK CHesterson!
Bob Hope!
TH White!
JFK!
Iannis Xenakis!
Josef Von Sternberg!
Danny Elfman!
Melissa Etheridge!
Rupert Everett!
Noel Gallagher!

But best of all…

JOHN HICKLEY JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Friday, 29 May 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Happy Almost Birthday, you squalling infant. SHARE YOUR CAKE.

Beth Parker, Friday, 29 May 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

in the last couple of weeks i have had to learn what a 'spasm of the facet joint' is (the phrase : "fucking painful" is apt), and developed an unexpected obsession for miles davis 69-74 era.
i've never really felt over 40, but these two additions to my life have certainly brought the fact into focus.
having said that, i am the more content, calm, and satisfied with life than i have ever been.

happy birthday oilyrags.

mark e, Friday, 29 May 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

thx, y'all. As soon as it hits five, I'm going mallwalking!

Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Friday, 29 May 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Get there by four for the Early Bird Special!

henry s, Friday, 29 May 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

five years pass...

I am very much on the young part of this thread, but stuff like this makes me feel like I'm 100.

http://www.retronaut.com/2013/10/people-using-cincinnati-public-library-card-catalog/

Look at those troglodytes, having to open and close drawers to find their library books!

pplains, Sunday, 21 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

This is the reason I'm exercising now. I mean at age 34, not right now this minute - although I suppose I'm exercising my fingers. Put it another way, I'm doing it because I'm lazy, and it'll be a lot harder if I wait until I'm 40 to start getting fit again.

― snoball, Friday, August 29, 2008 3:29 PM (6 years ago)

^^^ ranks as one of the best decisions I've ever made. I'm 40 now, don't even want to think about how out of shape I'd be if I hadn't got off my backside.

wackness unlimited (snoball), Sunday, 21 September 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

ooohhhh boy is my years of not exercising and wearing the orthotics in my shoes im supposed to, catching up with me now. So many bits hurt.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 22 September 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link

Had my first migraine (I think?) on Friday. I know they strike persons of any age, but I'm lumping it in with all my other old guy ailments. Hope I never have to live through another one, though. Goddamn. Brutal.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 22 September 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link

Im dreading the likely-soon-approaching "change of lyfe" cos it comes early for all the women in mi family. YAY.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 22 September 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link

i will be 40 in 2016. already seeing random grey hairs, some minor wrinkling, and a herniated disc, but i've had that for 10 years.

replacements gustafsson (get bent), Monday, 22 September 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link

my super-hilarious running joke is that i'm going to write a weird al-style parody of "everybody hurts" called "everything hurts."

replacements gustafsson (get bent), Monday, 22 September 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link

you know what i'm too old for? "progressive" political marches that never change a damn thing.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 September 2014 11:03 (nine years ago) link


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