Have you had your Christmas fuck yet?

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My flatmate teaches that woman's daughter. True story.

so she's a real female, not a tranny?!? i was wondering.

spread to fuck the fruit (Eisbaer), Sunday, 15 December 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

omg shitty-keyboard God Save The Queen

veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 15 December 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

I was wondering too, Eisbaer.

Also, um, her other songs?

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Sunday, 15 December 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

omg her songs are on Spotify!

[url=https://play.spotify.com/album/3QVNkCGAA2p4mTXBaSKX4L>;Majela Zeze Diamond[/url]

spread to fuck the fruit (Eisbaer), Sunday, 15 December 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

the video of her lining up for the X Factor auditions is worth a view too. Not sure if she's London Realness, Real England or the bold flame of feminist priapism

veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 15 December 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link

they only just added Led Zeppelin to Spotify; the Beatles and AC/DC aren't on it yet ... but "Father Christmas Fucked My Pussy" and the rest of her oeuvre is on it.

spread to fuck the fruit (Eisbaer), Sunday, 15 December 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link

looking at her Spotify page I'd say the most appropriate place to take this would probably be Cockroach News of Cockroach England

veneer timber (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link

?

Tusk is entirely responsible for my lifelong love of charlie (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 04:01 (ten years ago) link

...

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

... yes

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 08:03 (ten years ago) link

first one in like a bunch of years -_-

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 08:07 (ten years ago) link

eleven months pass...

bump

goole, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

hell ya bump

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

jump

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

I know it's been two years, but surely people haven't forgotten the Dreadful Cunnilingus Story already!
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"This page is not available"

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

Jan 2 counts, right? He had a temporary crown on, so i didnt get everything, but it was fine.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 January 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

Tell us everything!

fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

13th Day of Christmas

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Friday, 2 January 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

maybe on TMI :)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 January 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

chanukkah fux more plentiful

mister brevis (clouds), Saturday, 3 January 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

It's a bit of a boorish question, but ....

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Thursday, 24 December 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link

How far back would count

darraghmac, Thursday, 24 December 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link

bring back horny

miss me belial (crüt), Thursday, 24 December 2015 04:06 (eight years ago) link

.

Mark G, Thursday, 24 December 2015 10:44 (eight years ago) link

in the can, folx.

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gr8080, Thursday, 24 December 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link

one of my sons was born on october 1st just sayin

i got a really big steen, and they need some really big zings (some dude), Friday, 25 December 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link

keri
‏@kerihw

Merry Christmas from all the lads at Radiohead!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 December 2015 12:51 (eight years ago) link

*wink*

Bitch I'm in the 2112 (cryptosicko), Friday, 25 December 2015 14:48 (eight years ago) link

might have another one, but

Mark G, Friday, 25 December 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

Jeez exactly how good were u this year

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

ach, you know me..

Mark G, Friday, 25 December 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

probably been 10 years

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

early December cold back (thx niece), probably enough to kill my Christmas fuck.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

my nephews gave me a cold over thanksgiving that i'm still not quite done with

gr8080, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

There's still time

JoeStork, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link

lol i had mine early this year!

surm, Monday, 26 December 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

everybody in this house has been sick for weeks and will remain sick. there will be no Christmas fuck.

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

were hosting everyone but the voucher is good til friday night is my understanding

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

That'd mean i could go for seconds, thirds or even fourths

Cheers for that holiday vibe dmac

Xmas day ~1pm public parking lot btw

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

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loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

uh id like to make clear that i have not nor would not send anyone on or offve ilx a christmas themed sex toy

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

Lol

Vibes as in good vibrations not vibrators

U dog u

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link

Xmas day ~1pm public parking lot btw

I raise my glass to you

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

cheers chachi

#2 today

tryin for a hat trick

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

I may get a post-Christmas snog.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

yah definitely NY

surm, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

were ye on tenterhooks cos

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:26 (seven years ago) link


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