whos drunk

scotchy scotch scotch

irishy irish irish

winey winey wine (no g)

makers marky mark

love my buddy barkeeps
they keep me afloat in a second rate world

I was, now I have a hangover. Lovely. So I might go and get something else to drink. That'd be something.
& wishing I didn't have to think about getting back to the outskirts of town last night cos I could have stayed and got even drunker. ah well

At this point in my life a better thread might be "Who's NOT Drunk?"

OJ voice: "look out!"

Plan for tomorrow is to get drink enough to have a cigarette in front of my co workers and not have an anxiety attack

Who's drink

wine tbh

what else would I have done tonight

gonna be a challenge in the lab tomorrow

but fun

wine on an empty stomach ... ow

i read ilx literally like refreshing it every five minutes at work but only post when really drunk.

aloha suit up

drunk on the excitement of the NBA playoffs starting on saturday y'all

and y'know, beer

wine on an empty stomach ... ow

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 07:47 (1 week ago)

ow orrible

drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around

take back your bullets, blow it in town

bit too drunk yet not drunk enough to post freely
may get there one way or another

perhaps my brains have turned to sand

u irl https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/591345955754139648/7JqpfHew.jpg

yeah me

I just ate a oreo cornetto, but now i need some tunes

me irl

http://i.imgur.com/ti59zPf.jpg?1

yay

I have too many mysterious powders in my bedroom, lol

decided to eat them all once and for all and then go straight

btw i hear MDMA powder is the way to go, wins. APPARENTLY. i havent touched the stuff since '07 tbh

this sn is really terrible, I don't know what I was thinking

I thought it was brilliant when I came up with it a few nights ago. I was drunk

xp I know that! I had a specific craving for the experience of taking some pills, the trepidatious anticpation as you wait for them to do whatever they will do. A couple of years ago I was taking mdma quite a lot but I haven't done pills in forever

I'm already p high off this stuff

maybe its the good weather but ive been listening to a lot of house music. enjoyable as it is, i still feel the tug of "ooooh imagine being wrecked to this in a club wouldnt that be so cooooool". fuck you house music, ya bollix.

e flashbacks sustain me

btw nakh hon I've decided to own my burnettness, in keeping with my original goody ilx mission statement of emphatically not being a "good poster", as long as you admit that I am objectively funnier and better looking than that guy B-)

goofy not goody lol

i want to party with wins

ditto

that can be arranged just come to cambridge I'm free most nights

time for endless miami vice you tube music stuff

The Ugly Animal Preservation Society is a comedy night with a conservation twist founded in Great Britain by biologist, writer and TV presenter Simon Watt to raise the profile of animal species which lack traditional aesthetically appealing characteristics.[1][2]

Simon compares each evening where between six and eight comedians each have ten minutes to champion a different ugly endangered species. At the end of each evening the audience votes to elect one of the species. Previous performers have included Ellie Taylor, Helen Arney, Dan Schrieber, Sarah Bennetto, Suzi Ruffell, Steve Cross, Dean Burnett and Iszi Lawrence.

Current ugly animal mascots include: for London, the proboscis monkey; for Cambridge, forms of endangered sea slug; for Bristol and Cheltenham, the three toed sloth; for Winchester, the Titicaca water frog; for Brighton, the naked mole-rat and for Newcastle the dugong.

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I'm drinking cocktails at a burlesque show it's pretty chill

Just had a Moscow mule what should I have next

a time machine to get back to now

ten hail marys, clean up your act

Whoa

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