Girl, you must be a teaspoonful because you are the amount that a teaspoon can hold.

Girl, you must be a skylight because you are light from the sky.

http://www.jiveturkeyjives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/smoove-b.jpg

Girl, you must be a chimpanzee because you are a gregarious anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of tropical Africa, having long dark hair and somewhat arboreal habits and exhibiting humanlike behavior and a high degree of intelligence

Boy, you must be a ramp because you are a mobile staircase by which passengers board and leave an aircraft.

Girl, you must be a pharmacy because you are a place where drugs are sold; a drugstore. Also called apothecary.

Girl, you must be a grump because you are to mutter complaints.

Boy, you must be a folk because you are the common people of a society or region considered as the representatives of a traditional way of life and especially as the originators or carriers of the customs, beliefs, and arts that make up a distinctive culture: a leader who came from the folk.

Girl, you must be a hostage because you are one that is manipulated by the demands of another: "National policies cannot be made hostage to another country” ( Alan D. Romberg).

(I keep thinking "I shall post this last one then get on, oh I might click one last time.." and so on)

Boy, you must be a reader because you are one who publicly recites literary works.

Like Morrissey, ..

Girl, you must be a purity because you are a quantitative assessment of homogeneity or uniformity.

Girl, you must be a nanny because you are a children's nurse.

Boy, you must be a pullback because you are the act or process of pulling back, especially an orderly troop withdrawal.

Girl, you must be a Starr because you are starr, Ringo Originally Richard Starkey. Born 1940. British musician who was the colorful drummer of the Beatles (1962-1970).

Boy, you must be a corpse because you are a dead body, especially the dead body of a human.

hahahaha

Girl, you must be a somebody because you are an unspecified or unknown person; someone. See Usage Note at he1.

Girl, you must be a bridesmaid because you are a woman who attends the bride at a wedding.

Boy, you must be an anarchism because you are the theory or doctrine that all forms of government are oppressive and undesirable and should be abolished.

Hmm...

Girl, you must be a nipple because you are the rubber cap on a bottle from which a baby nurses.

Girl, you must be a forging because you are a component that is forged (shaped by heating and hammering).

Boy, you must be an interval because you are one of a series of predetermined distances covered at regular time increments with intermittent periods of rest in an athletic workout.

phwoarrrr

Boy, you must be a snooze because you are a brief light sleep.

boy, you must be a bro because you are a male sibling

(locase b gives u awa)

Boy, you must be a mustang because you are a small, hardy wild horse of the North American plains, descended from Arabian horses brought to America by Spanish explorers.

Girl, you must be a miller because you are a milling machine.

ref: Prince

Girl, you must be a canteen because you are a soldier's mess kit.

Girl, you must be a Quaker because you are a member of the Society of Friends.

Girl, you must be a wreckage because you are something wrecked.

Girl, you must be a cookery because you are a place for cooking.

phwoar

I've found that this one provides the most return lols:

Boy, you must be a viking because you are asleep and dreaming that you are literally a viking

It's so great in so many ways that are hard to explain.

Boy, you must be an airspace because you are the space occupied by an aircraft.

Boy, you must be a roofing because you are a roof.

(I'm still back on Bigfoot and crut's "damn, girl" response)

Girl, you must be a demolition because you are the act or process of wrecking or destroying, especially destruction by explosives.

How to pick up Twilight fans:

Girl, you must be a nightfall because you are the approach of darkness

Boy, you must be a tackling because you are gear; tackle.

BURN

Girl, you must be a bedrock because you are the lowest point

"Girl, you must be a barbarity because you are a cruel or savage act."

^HOT

Girl, you must be an availability because you are the quality of being available

So fucking smooth

I like how it sometimes picks really uncommon usages.

Boy, you must be a survivor because you are one who knew a specific decedent

Girl, you must be a working because you are having a paying job; employed: working mothers.

Boy, you must be a clubbing because you are a condition in which the ends of the fingers and toes are enlarged and the nails are shiny and abnormally curved.

I mean, waht

I love the ones that really seem at first like they're going to go somewhere:

"Girl, you must be a lemonade..."

(interested) "Oh yeah? Why's that?"

"...because you are a drink made of lemon juice, water, and sugar."

Girl, you must be a vibration because you are the act of vibrating.

Girl, you must be an idiot because you are a person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Girl, you must be a trophy because you are a specimen or part, such as a lion's head, preserved as a token of a successful hunt.

Both of those killed me

Girl, you must be a trophy because you are a specimen or part, such as a lion's head, preserved as a token of a successful hunt.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, November 21, 2013 5:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm imagining his friends giving thumbs up and impressed in the background up until the lion's head part then they look at each other all confused and try sending "abort!" sign language to the dude from over the girl's shoulder.

Boy, you must be a rosemary because you are an aromatic evergreen Mediterranean shrub (Rosmarinus officinalis) having light blue or pink flowers and grayish-green leaves that are used in cooking and perfumery.