Boy, you must be an orgasm because you are to experience an orgasm.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:58 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a Kaiser because you are any of the emperors of the Holy Roman Empire (962-1806), of Austria (1806-1918), or of Germany (1871-1918).
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:00 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a contrivance because you are something contrived, as a mechanical device or a clever plan.
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:00 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a rapper because you are one that raps or strikes, especially a door knocker.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:00 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Clift because you are clift, Montgomery 1920-1966. American actor known for his performances in Red River (1948), From Here to Eternity (1953), and Judgment at Nuremberg (1961).
^^^ nailed it
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link
This one is coming on a bit strong:
Boy, you must be a housing because you are a hole, groove, or slot in a piece of wood into which another piece is inserted.
― Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:03 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a volleyball because you are the inflated, spherical ball used in this game.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:04 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Cordoba because you are alternative form of Córdoba.
― Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:06 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a fanfare because you are a spectacular public display.
Daaaaaaamn
― Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:07 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a heartache because you are emotional anguish; sorrow. See Synonyms at regret.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:12 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a breeder because you are an animal kept to produce offspring.
:O
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:14 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a stalker because you are any of various devices for removing the stalk from plants during harvesting.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:17 (ten years ago) link
xpost maybe it'd work in utah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:17 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Chico because you are a city of northern California northwest of Sacramento. It is a processing and packing center in an almond-growing region. Population: 73,300.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:19 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a drawer because you are underpants.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:26 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a groundwork because you are a foundation; a basis. See Synonyms at base1.
― Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:48 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a stallion because you are an adult male horse that has not been castrated, especially one kept for breeding.
[lacks nuance]
― Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:53 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a locust because you are the wood of one of these trees.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:02 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a skylight because you are light from the sky.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:04 (ten years ago) link
http://www.jiveturkeyjives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/smoove-b.jpg
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:05 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a chimpanzee because you are a gregarious anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of tropical Africa, having long dark hair and somewhat arboreal habits and exhibiting humanlike behavior and a high degree of intelligence
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:14 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a ramp because you are a mobile staircase by which passengers board and leave an aircraft.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 09:57 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a pharmacy because you are a place where drugs are sold; a drugstore. Also called apothecary.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a grump because you are to mutter complaints.
Boy, you must be a folk because you are the common people of a society or region considered as the representatives of a traditional way of life and especially as the originators or carriers of the customs, beliefs, and arts that make up a distinctive culture: a leader who came from the folk.
Girl, you must be a hostage because you are one that is manipulated by the demands of another: "National policies cannot be made hostage to another country” ( Alan D. Romberg).
(I keep thinking "I shall post this last one then get on, oh I might click one last time.." and so on)
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 09:59 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a reader because you are one who publicly recites literary works.
Like Morrissey, ..
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a purity because you are a quantitative assessment of homogeneity or uniformity.
Girl, you must be a nanny because you are a children's nurse.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a pullback because you are the act or process of pulling back, especially an orderly troop withdrawal.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Starr because you are starr, Ringo Originally Richard Starkey. Born 1940. British musician who was the colorful drummer of the Beatles (1962-1970).
― a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 21 November 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a corpse because you are a dead body, especially the dead body of a human.
― a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 21 November 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha
― Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a somebody because you are an unspecified or unknown person; someone. See Usage Note at he1.
Girl, you must be a bridesmaid because you are a woman who attends the bride at a wedding.
― Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be an anarchism because you are the theory or doctrine that all forms of government are oppressive and undesirable and should be abolished.
― emil.y, Thursday, 21 November 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
Hmm...
Girl, you must be a nipple because you are the rubber cap on a bottle from which a baby nurses.
― jmm, Thursday, 21 November 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a forging because you are a component that is forged (shaped by heating and hammering).
― deX! (DJP), Thursday, 21 November 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be an interval because you are one of a series of predetermined distances covered at regular time increments with intermittent periods of rest in an athletic workout.
phwoarrrr
― emil.y, Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a snooze because you are a brief light sleep.
― deX! (DJP), Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
boy, you must be a bro because you are a male sibling
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
(locase b gives u awa)
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a mustang because you are a small, hardy wild horse of the North American plains, descended from Arabian horses brought to America by Spanish explorers.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a miller because you are a milling machine.
ref: Prince
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a canteen because you are a soldier's mess kit.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Quaker because you are a member of the Society of Friends.
― emil.y, Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a wreckage because you are something wrecked.
― emil.y, Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a cookery because you are a place for cooking.
phwoar
― deX! (DJP), Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
I've found that this one provides the most return lols:
Boy, you must be a viking because you are asleep and dreaming that you are literally a viking
It's so great in so many ways that are hard to explain.
― Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be an airspace because you are the space occupied by an aircraft.
― deX! (DJP), Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link