recently on ILX Dreams...

lmao

amazing

And I thought a mookie/ZS buddy comedy couldn't be topped!

Alfred, myself, and Ryan (a friend of mine from high school) had concocted a plan to sleep over at Ryan's house after prom. There was the promise of a cornucopia of drugs. The other guys, as far as I knew, had the hook-ups, and I was not holding anything yet. I was getting a ride to Ryan's house (a big farmhouse in the country) from his dad when I mentioned something about a sleepover. His tone got serious as he said "You're planning a slumber party?"

The next thing I knew we were all over at Alfred's house instead, which was a very small trailer in a trailer park. We didn't have any drugs, just a cube of Miller Light and we were all sitting outside the trailer in folding lawn chairs drinking it. Alfred's mom came out to warn us about some kind of snake, it was long and colorful. Just as she went back inside, the snake appeared, dangling down out of a tree! And Alfred was teasing it and taunting it as it crawled under the trailer. It was hissing at him and he said it bit him, but I didn't see anything.

Flash forward to later and we were all standing around in some mall watching euro disco videos.

Oh god. ILX has made its way back into my dreams again.

I fell asleep reading the Body Positivity thread, and then I had a dream that La Lechera started a thread that was called "ILXHacks" or something like that, which was just a list thread of all the excellent advice people had received on ILX over the years - and she started it off by saying that the Body Positivity thread had taught her how to wear scarves properly, which she had never really got. And as I was reading this thread (which was great, in my dream) I was thinking of all the little, invaluable bits of advice that *I* had received on ILX over the years and which ones I was going to add to the thread, if they weren't already there.

And I woke up and I was so sad that it wasn't a real thread! And now half want to start to start that very thread. (But half fear ILX meta of that sort often going nasty.)

But it's just so funny that my dream was so clear about ILX and the format and specifically which users were saying what, screen names and everything. It was very lifelike. (Perhaps this is a sign I am spending too much time on ILX)

ha thats awesome that you started the thread all ilx shd be dream based

<3

A long and unbelievably vivid dream. A user named "poptones" was posting photos of herself on WDYLL and I recognized her as a co-worker. After a bit of deliberation, I decided to come clean: "Amy, I saw you on ILX. You are user 'poptones'. I am user 'goon tie'. I can't believe we've known each other for eight years and didn't know we posted on the same message board!" We smiled and laughed about it but then got serious. "Please do not do any searches about X or Y." "OK, I won't, please don't search anything I've said about Z".

there is a user called poptones iirc

!

That's gotta be Doomie. Imagine the ILX plot twists if Doomie was unmasked as one of Goon Tie's colleagues?!?!

o_0

poptones

― poptones, Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

lol

I was thinking of Popture

We smiled and laughed about it but then got serious. "Please do not do any searches about X or Y." "OK, I won't, please don't search anything I've said about Z".

― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, February 3, 2014 4:31 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Branwell Bell, I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but you were in attendance at an Interpol concert in my dream last night. There's very little else of ilx interest though. Mostly I saw college friends. I did talk to Axl Rose about the Guns N Roses Adventure Time eps during the opening band, but then the dream shifted before Interpol actually came out.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL

My Interpol obsession is starting to work into other people's dreams? Oh christ. Nyns yw hemma da. This is not good. :-D

:D

Whoa. Just came out of a deep sleep. The dream is fading fast, but flamboyant goon tie was over at my parent's house working on some synthesizers. He was also cooking dinner for everybody, but was upset that my folks didn't have a can of peas. I offered to go to Harris Teeter for him. "I'll be back in 10 minutes, I swear." When I started driving away to the grocery store, a trio of insurance agents stopped me. They were there to check out my car with two robotic dogs. I was so frightened by the sight of them that I could barely even put my car in park. I went upstairs to tell flambo and he was like "I know. I saw." then he requested that I do a fingerstick on him with this orange plastic shard. I jabbed him in the finger with it and it filled with blood.

I dreamt that I went to see a Nirvana tribute band. They came out on stage, but then Stevie D walked on dressed in a Victorian bathing costume.

hahahaha

dreamt that s1ocki and flamboyant goon tie collaborated on a project that was "a groundbreaking fusion of imagery and sound" that had critics and media buzzing. they held a huge press conference but they didn't talk about the giant project everyone was stoked on at all, instead they announced they were both getting gender reassignment surgeries and goon tie was taking a year long vow of silence.

let's make that happen

minus the silence thing probably

lmao

I dreamt I hung out with sunny and beeps and it was awesome.

YAy!!!! We need to make this dream come true

About a week ago I had a dream that underrated aerosmith etc and I were best buds and having all sorts of high jinks, such as a charity fun-run and being surrounded by a flash mob of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. At the end of the dream we were hanging out at the beach, when a large rock started glowing and a creepy French orphan child appeared to warn us of the dangers of the folke stone* ~~~ but alas I awoke before he could tell more.

* Folkestone is actually a shitty seaside town in the UK, not a radioactive and potentially evil rock.

In dreams at least, you guys really get me

i love dreams

these last two!!

umm .. ok last night was a new one on me.
my first ilx based dream.
basically, at 4am i woke up to a full moon shining through my skylights, and the one memory i had of my dream was of me throwing my pint of beer over ned.
ned, myself and this couple had been chatting in a bar on the outskirts of leeds, and the couple said something that i disagreed with.
ned said this couple were right, and i was wrong.
i took umbridge, so i did the only thing anyone in my position would do.
as to why this couple were so unpleasant, i have no idea.
as to how, i was in a bar with ned, i have no idea.
as to why i wasted my pint, i have no idea (its something i would never EVER actually do).
but thats dreams for you.
not only does ned dominate the internet, but the bugger is now invading my dreams.
think i need to disconnect from the wire for a while.

dreamt i played basketball vs j0rdan and frogbs lol

who won

me, they were having trouble coordinating

i first read that as a dream involving nba hall of famer michael jordan, not ilxor j0rdan

i hope lagoon didn't make that mistake, it would make his post unacceptably vain and hubristic.

dreamed that roxy and i were preparing "menarche baskets" (gift baskets with candy and other things + tampons/pads/info about periods) and then i made her listen to a record of lita ford's childhood gospel choir. i think other stuff happened but that's all i remember

dreamed that I posted "so isn't this basically just Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles again?" in response to something I don't remember and got lots of lols and otms.

lol otm

nice.

hahahaha

I think this counts: I dreamt that I was attacked by a dog, and then later in the dream I was telling someone that I had dreamt of being attacked by a dog, and they said "did you dream that sincerely" and I said "I don't think it's possible to dream something ironically"

Had dreams about some dude two nights in a row. He was still a journo in bmore, but working the crime beat instead of the music beat. He wore a tan overcoat and a grey tweed bucket hat.

Dream 1: A door was broken in my house. Some dude told me his cousin in east baltimore was a locksmith, so I took the lock over there, but on the way into the harbor tunnel my car stopped working and everything got dark.

Dream 2: Really fuzzy on the details, but there was a deserted parking lot in the middle of some woods near the entrance to a cave and some dude was trying to solve crimes with a remote control helicopter some how.

THE WIRE SEASON 6

some dude and how's life on the trail of a parking lot

And last night I had a dream about Trayce in a knitted pink knit rabbit suit. It looked kinda like this except it had two bunny ears on top. She was getting ready to go on a date.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/708211/thumbs/o-OLEK5-570.jpg?4

I became get bent's roomie and there was an opening in the ceiling of her room through which I could get to the roof. There was much more to it than this but I just remember interrupting her dinner to access the roof.

lol wtf HL

For reasons unknown, I was taken into a medical clinic and given this mysterious test. I was told that it was a mandatory exam to see if I was eligible for medication for erectile dysfunction, but that seemed like a lie. It involved injecting me with drugs, making me wear a garbage bag, and view different TV shows through different eye pieces, measuring my neurological response. When the drugs kicked in I went totally crazy, lost consciousness, the rest of the dream was just a series of episodes of regaining consciousness, blearily seeing Stevie D in a labcoat screaming "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" at the roomful of doctors.

dreamed that roxy and i were preparing "menarche baskets" (gift baskets with candy and other things + tampons/pads/info about periods) and then i made her listen to a record of lita ford's childhood gospel choir. i think other stuff happened but that's all i remember

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Monday, May 19, 2014 8:58 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol only just saw this

also does this exist??? "a record of lita ford's childhood gospel choir"

not that i know of, but we could float a rumor about it to see if anyone believes us