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I WANT SUSHIS

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

JON WTF

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

horse sushi

pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha WAU

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tuftsobserver.org/comics/20040917/shortz.jpg
^^^^ NOT FUNNY

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i don't actually want to contribute to that thread anymore, but can anyone figure out what this means:

lol it sure is hilarious how kingfish says the exact same thing as me, but only i am called out for it

-- modestmickey, Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:28 PM (1 minute ago)

ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that picture was breathtaking, jon, kudos

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cut it out: me posting on ilm "man wow did you guys ever notice that punk rock is stupid? also, i have no fucking clue what i'm talking about and i'm probably british" threads

pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://desciclo.pedia.ws/images/5/5d/Tofu.jpg

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

uh the worm is not crushed to death because the compactor does not actually compress the trash to a narrower space than the worm can fit in? it's a worm for christ's sake. it probably goes and lines itself up snug against one of the walls when it hears the servo kick in.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg elmo

ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

good work, guys

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what kind of worm is it.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg what is going on on the vtech thread omfg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

UGH WHY THE FUCK IS ILX FULL OF ASSHOLES TODAY???

horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"TODAY"

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT, I love you

horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.websurdity.com/images/thepetbantha.jpg

Brent, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like a macro that replaces all of mickey and shakey mo and lurker #0808 and nabisco and jaymc's posts with this picture from now on:
http://www.bfeedme.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/rachel-ray-q-a-12-8-2006.jpg

is this possible y/n
should i ask stet?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

evoo

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man shes so cute

</DO NOT CARE>

69, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://zoom.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18886.jpg

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a srsly incorrect usage of the "comedy end tag"

beartrap that is a srsly creepy... wookie?

ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i think we could all benefit from some time on the ANIMALS EATING PEOPLE FOOD thread

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

can we make every thread on ILX that thread? also, seriously why doesn't mickey get banned?

horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE THE MODERATORS ARE ASSHOLES

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

for, like, the simple explanation.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

in addition to that disgusting thing he said to you on that crazy insane shooting thread, he described orrin hatch going on a "scott seward autism" rant in the gonzalez hearing thread. I know I'm falling into his trap by hating him, but I HATE HIM!

horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah also the three or four times he's wished death on people plus the racist thread...i mean, honestly, i have no idea!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

plus the fact that it is known he is a narc which isn't really great to have on ilm etc etc etc etc etc blah blah blah

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i can do nothing but shrug especially when they sit around wetting their pants over jon or marissa.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate lansdowne street. and i heard the space where the rat used to be got bulldozed?!? is the ihop still outside the green line stop?

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (1 hour ago)


Yeah there's a bunch of brand new shit on Lansdowne now. Also that whole area is getting all fancy--the axe of gentrification is COMING FOR SOUTHIE. (I live near Fenway and this is why I know all this, not because I actively spend time on Lansdowne.) Also that IHOP is gone but there is now one in Harvard Square.

woooah that scott seward thing is pretty out of line.

jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Also that IHOP is gone but there is now one in Harvard Square.


that ihop was the nexus for all sorts of illegal activities in the early and mid 90s. i can remember going there with my pop before bosox games as a kid then going there again with friends in high school and college. my older sister's college boyfriend used to work security and back bar at the rathskellar, some of my earliest shows were at the rat. fuck that town, seriously, if i wind up moving back there i will so f'ing disappointed.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

god this day is the LONGEST

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

hey kevin move to portland i think that's where i'm going

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

portland is awesome

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i keep thinking it's friday, which leads to a moment of hope followed by ten minutes of bitter hate

kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I KNOW

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with mickey? That shit on the Virginia thread is ban-worthy, isn't it? People have been banned for less.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my goal is UCSD for grad school. Now that I have said that there is no way I'm going. Middle of nowhere and DC are also options. I'm pretty done with the Northeast. :/

jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly should I revive the ban mickey mod request thread? I could just quote some of the personal attack stuff?

horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

It seems like no one gets banned as long as people seem content to just trade insults :/ Maybe if people made it obvious they are offended?

jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the problem is that they aren't going to listen at all but it is worth a shot.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, portland seems dreamy.

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the fucking racist thread was more than enough, they banned some other regular on ilm for one stupid racist jpeg last night, but they ONLY EVER MODERATE ILM, WHICH IS WHY MARISSA IS BANNED AND NOT RICHARD MICKEYBEEF

ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

which is a problem which would be resolved if board-specific admins came back full force... :/

jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hey kevin move to portland i think that's where i'm going

oregon or maine?

i like the climate in oregon better but the people down east are more real. pdx (the last time i was there) was over run with self-conscious hipsters. but i do have a lot of friends there.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link


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