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yeah kevin that makes sense

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe the death star mcsweeney's article makes some fair points.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

screwdriver gum could be good if it was akin to that gatorade gum (with more kick, of course).

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

o rly??? i was too intrigued by the ad to notice what it was actually for obviously

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.coolwatersprods.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/deathstar.jpg.w300h265.jpg
rip ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.simpleton.com/img/casino-deathstar.gif
threepio's an asshole, guys

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

threepio is an uptight queen.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

alfred lord threepio

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168382483-116697181987097.b.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

the only point in the mcsweeney's article that isn't basically born out of the writers own spurious and unfounded assumptions about the purpose of the trash compactor room is the bit about having one moving wall instead of two

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

but what about the worm that lives there? Why would he not be squashed?

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

mcsweeny's is sub-onion sometimes

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

actually most of the time

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mcsweeneys used to be a lot better or so it seems.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://free-rein.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/13/image003_2.jpg

WHO WANTS SUSHI

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

^ NU DO NOT WANT

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT SUSHIS

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

JON WTF

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

horse sushi

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha WAU

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tuftsobserver.org/comics/20040917/shortz.jpg
^^^^ NOT FUNNY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i don't actually want to contribute to that thread anymore, but can anyone figure out what this means:

lol it sure is hilarious how kingfish says the exact same thing as me, but only i am called out for it

-- modestmickey, Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:28 PM (1 minute ago)

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that picture was breathtaking, jon, kudos

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cut it out: me posting on ilm "man wow did you guys ever notice that punk rock is stupid? also, i have no fucking clue what i'm talking about and i'm probably british" threads

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://desciclo.pedia.ws/images/5/5d/Tofu.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

uh the worm is not crushed to death because the compactor does not actually compress the trash to a narrower space than the worm can fit in? it's a worm for christ's sake. it probably goes and lines itself up snug against one of the walls when it hears the servo kick in.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg elmo

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

good work, guys

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what kind of worm is it.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg what is going on on the vtech thread omfg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://inkslinger.org/log/logfiles/fistolabelslowqual.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

UGH WHY THE FUCK IS ILX FULL OF ASSHOLES TODAY???

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"TODAY"

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT, I love you

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.websurdity.com/images/thepetbantha.jpg

― Brent, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like a macro that replaces all of mickey and shakey mo and lurker #0808 and nabisco and jaymc's posts with this picture from now on:
http://www.bfeedme.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/rachel-ray-q-a-12-8-2006.jpg

is this possible y/n
should i ask stet?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

evoo

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man shes so cute

</DO NOT CARE>

― 69, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://zoom.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18886.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a srsly incorrect usage of the "comedy end tag"

beartrap that is a srsly creepy... wookie?

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-star-wars-bloopers-0RZ.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/images/star_wars_which_way.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i think we could all benefit from some time on the ANIMALS EATING PEOPLE FOOD thread

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

can we make every thread on ILX that thread? also, seriously why doesn't mickey get banned?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE THE MODERATORS ARE ASSHOLES

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

for, like, the simple explanation.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

in addition to that disgusting thing he said to you on that crazy insane shooting thread, he described orrin hatch going on a "scott seward autism" rant in the gonzalez hearing thread. I know I'm falling into his trap by hating him, but I HATE HIM!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah also the three or four times he's wished death on people plus the racist thread...i mean, honestly, i have no idea!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

plus the fact that it is known he is a narc which isn't really great to have on ilm etc etc etc etc etc blah blah blah

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i can do nothing but shrug especially when they sit around wetting their pants over jon or marissa.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

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