When is it time to let go of a friendship?

let go of all friendships

Friendships are a bitch.

I want to end this 'friendship' with this girl because, basically, well, not to sound all superficial and like an insensitive gross jerk, but I just wanted to get in her panties.

I realised one outing too late she only likes me as a 'friend'. That's cool.

So, I start flaking out on her and I'm super brief and vague and tell her stuff like 'sure just give me a call whenever'. I come back from a trip and she hadn't contacted me all week and I thought, 'Yes...finally, get out of my life'. Then last night she says "Happy Halloween! How have you been? :)'.

ARGHHHHHH. Go away. I was playing along because I have already invested enough time and have performed some of my magic on her to just let her go so easily, just in case.

Ya, I'm stringing her along until she gets tired of trying, because I view this relationship as disposable.

I feel it's important for me to clarify that if I consider you my friend, or best friend, I will do just about anything for you. But if I don't, I am a totally different person.

Plus, I sense she is using me for my knowledge of the English language, because she has asked me to help her with her homework.

(And she just sent me a text...)

it is time for her to let go of your friendship

*hugs* we're here for you if you need us

Can someone forward her this thread? Maybe she'll get the hint.

how old is she?

....homework......

24

So yeah, I have nothing helpful to say - only that you're not alone.

― luna (luna.c)

and she is on a student visa or something?

sorry to say this crimonhexagon but i feel like you might have been exploited and deceived here by someone whose apparently good natured company is nothing more than a crude wish to exploit your extravagant capabilities with the english language

Ya

What do you make of it, doc?

yeah this sounds like a low-level catfish con, CH.

I know! She's trying to switch it around!

sometimes you just have to accept that you play the good samaritan and snakes will just use you crimsy

http://i.imgur.com/KGfexPu.png

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snakes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_VdSCMJhx0

At work so I'll watch that viddy later

really gutted to find out that there are people out there in the world who would use other people in the manner that is happening to crimsonhex right now. Fucking awful. Hope you can pull through this man

THE SUFFERING ARTISTE SHACKLED BY THE UNWAVERING HAND OF THE MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZTwXq9CGo

sexagon you're a bad friend

really gutted to find out that there are people out there in the world who would use other people in the manner that is happening to crimsonhex right now. Fucking awful. Hope you can pull through this man

― 乒乓, Friday, November 1, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If ever I needed the guidance of a higher power, it is now.

It's strange, but when I sometimes feel I am down and out, there is a sudden urge to connect with her or something that embodies her as a concept.

Brothels seem to be out of the question, because I am a very hygienic human being. I do it for the love I have of myself, yet contemplating all this amongst the metaphorical trash around me, I can but look at the stars unwontingly, hoping for a better tomorrow as I have grown accustomed to do.

sexagon you're a bad friend

― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, November 1, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hot

hawt

you know you can pick up syphilis if a prostitute even solicits you

http://www.treat4you.com/ebay/FishnetPH/LA9706/blklong.jpg

suckie suckie

two dollah

I hope you can plough this one too

Jesus Christ

here's what you should do, btw. write her a note! in the note it shall read 'I am only interested in you for your cunt and my ingress thereof'

suckie suckie??????

leave me out of this dayo

you know you can pick up syphilis if a prostitute even solicits you

― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, November 1, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wouldn't use any language that he might be required to translate xp

Oy??????

Do you mean Oi?

oh gr8 hexy see what you did you woke up waterface

actually I've got a better solution to this. force yourself on her sexually. that will solve both of your problems.

i can't do this any more. you're too awful. you write your own best zings. i can't. sorry everyone.

when is it time to let go a fp

We have to draw the line somewhere, Mr Miyagi.

xp

hi will you liveblog jackin

jackin you blog will live hihihi

hott

Cool it, Mr Forbes.

hottt

crimhex, what kind of english homework was it

It's the most basic English class she can take at a community college. She has to write a bunch of essays.

The thing is, I actually enjoy doing that, so I sneezed out her first essay, and I had to curtail my eagerness, because I'm a keener by nature.

It's cute, though, because her mind is still so young and tender. She is very good at math but her sense of logic in terms of real world problems is still very primitive.