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He gave me a glass of wine but he told me it was juice so I drank it

it was grape juice plus!!

― america's first municipal lunatic asylum (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 January 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago) link

It's because I defend Justin, isn't it?

I would never do that, kill my friends, ack. Even in dreams! I abjure my nightphantom self, it is an evil snuffer of life-candles.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 January 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe you are the Soultaker.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 January 2004 04:32 (twenty years ago) link

I'm seven anime waifs?

http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~kazukun/image/cover/SoulTaker-1g.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 January 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

my dream last night: i am wandering through the vast southern ontario wilderness when i come across some discarded newspaper clippings. noticing that they had been very carefully torn into 2 sections - i pick them. the article was about a half page worth of posts from ilx. my 1st thought was to go online and tell/warn everyone. but that's probably just what they would want¡ who were these people publishing our musings and tearing them from the newspaper and why¿

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

I abjure my nightphantom self, it is an evil snuffer of life-candles.

I SMELL A T-SHIRT SLOGAN!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

You can get arrested for that, especially if it's a 'Hello Kitty' slogan.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago) link

I've had nothing but nightmares recently. The one that had ILXors in it was only tangential presences, we were all in this big fancy beach house and along with real life friends and my mom and Tom there was also Tracer Hand and Geeta. None of you bastards would allow me to eat for THREE DAYS and I got so desperate that I was eating MEOW MIX and then I was like, gah, what am I doing, and tried to spit out the cat food and instead my teeth came out and I was like, OH NO I should go to the hospital to save my teeth (instead of the dentist I guess?) and no one would take me. Nor would any of you give me food. WTF you bastards. I wish my dream self had invited Chris and JBR to the beach house because at least they could've told me where to go for some food. The rest of you were all obviously tweeking out of your fucking minds (PS thanks for sharing assholes)

― Allyzay, Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

Man, I hate teeth-falling-out dreams.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

me too.
those are suppsot to represent subconcious self image or health issues.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

I have them at least once a week, every week, for the past ten years, if not longer. I think it's because my teeth are enormous so I think about them a lot. This one was particularly gruesome though as I went and looked in the mirror at this horrifying mess of dangling, moving, bloody teeth with gaping holes where the spat out ones should've been...ugh!

One of my other nightmares had a Diana Ross cameo and took place in a weird airport/casino/amusement park hybrid but no ILXors so alas. TWO of them made me wake up really, really angry with my boyfriend until I realized "Oh wait, those were just dreams, obviously since they took place in landscapes previously only seen in my 'life' in episodes of Starblazers and Lupin III, never mind." I hate those type of dreams.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

Actually I did have another dream with an ILXor in it, I dreamt I was pregnant last night and thhe person who called me to tell me the test results identified herself as "Rosemary Gilbert, from Dr. Maran's office" and I've just realized that now, that the nurse at Dr. Maran's office is named Judith or something like that, not Rosemary Gilbert.

― Allyzayy, Thursday, 15 January 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

i recently had a dream in which dale the titled and i were shot while walking down the street. it was quite disturbing. there we were, chatting on the sidewalk when out of nowhere a bullet entered my shoulder, exited, and grazed his side. we collapsed in a pool of blood. then i woke up.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 15 January 2004 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

little did you know that I WAS THE SHOOTER MUAHAHAcoughcoughackackack

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 January 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

Last week I dreamed that ILX was actually several long wooden fences, where people would spraypaint their posts. Several people were standing around reading them, discussing them out loud and deciding what they were going to write next. A newbie had written a post in elaborate bubble letters filled-in with polka dots, and everyone was admiring and commenting on the person's attention to detail.

― Poppy (poppy), Thursday, 15 January 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

I SMELL A T-SHIRT SLOGAN!

Hey, I'm in!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 January 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

after all that banter with them aussies last night, i ended up dreaming about hanging out with jim in sydney. sydney, in my dream, had a peninsula which looked just like the otago peninsula except dryer. jim berated me for bitching about ilx too much and then i hugged him.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

i have no idea why but the other night i had a dream that tracer hand was showing me pictures of his daughter. she was about 6, i guess, and had brown hair and a gap in her teeth and was wearing a cast on one arm.

then i went into the ice cave to do scientific observation. i have no idea if the two parts were connected.

― colette (a2lette), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

i need to stop having sex dreams about ilx'ers i dont like

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 January 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

I thought we'd been getting on much better?

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

I love that!

(it's kind of like ILX as a kid's tv show)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 18 January 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

fucking hell jim was in my dream again last night. this time we were drinking beer and talking about our cars.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha i'm infiltrating your brane!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 18 January 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

I had a dream involving @d@ml, but I can't remember what happened, except sitting next to him in the back seat of a car. Then some random French teenager and I went to the the penthouse of a hotel to have sex with Cary Grant and I got stuck on the top of a rollercoaster.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago) link

I dreamt that Robert Christgau (who did post here once) invited me to an IM Chat called "ILX Technobelly".

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

his IM name was bob xgau

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

I had my first ever ilx dream last night. it only partly counts as a dream because I was wearing a nicotine patch, which gives a person (or me, at least) totally fucked-up dreams. anyhow. pretty much all ilx worked in this big building that was like a warehouse with old wooden desks and very tall shelves partitioning off the various sections of the place - in the storage areas, we mainly dealt with the kind of thing you keep in "dry storage" in restaurants (croutons, bacon-flavored bits for salad, etc). It came to pass that Ally let me know she was leaving the job where we all worked. Everybody in the office knew she was going, but we were all sort of ignoring it/pretending it wasn't happening/pretending to be too busy to notice. There was the feeling, in the dream, that this was our general policy when dealing with people who are leaving. I was overcome with emotion and I felt like it was important for all of us to say goodbye when Ally left, which she was doing in the middle of the day. So as she made her way toward the door I found a place where everybody could hear me and I tried to call out "Ok, everybody, come and say goodbye to Ally," but I was choking up so badly & trying so hard not to let my voice break that the voice coming out of me 1) barely sounded like me at all and 2) wasn't nearly as loud as I'd usually get if I were trying to get everyone's attention. The thing that woke me up was that the "eeeee" sound in "Ally" got "stuck" on my tongue, so that what I actually said was "come and say goodbye to Allyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy," at which point I was so mega-creeped out that it jolted me awake.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

nicotine patches are like little dream factories on your ass.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:08 (twenty years ago) link

I'm fearing, somehow.

John D. never struck me as a smoker? Then again, I dunno, who does strike anyone as a smoker, I guess.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

That's like exactly what happened when I quit my real job, wtf.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

jess: you were in my dream last night. a bunch of ilxors and me were conspiring to kill another (whose head i chopped off with an axe.)
minna: :-O
minna: i wsnt the head was i?
jess: no
jess: but i was the only one who got arrested!
jess: you all sold me out
minna: ok i want to know who the head was
jess: i dont remember!
jess: i'm actually not sure if it's an ilxor
jess: but like
jess: i remember we decided to kill her because she annoyed us (!)
jess: and when the cops and the D.a.'s came to get us we were like all shocked this wasnt a legit reason

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago) link

A*a?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago) link

it was actually kind of a creepy dream. the head chopping was really graphic. i remember it took like two or three chops, and the head was kinda dangling off, with all the blood and bone and stuff.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

Yeesh, unfun.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:42 (twenty years ago) link

I had a flying dream involving Simon Reynolds recently. I was flying like Superman over these fields and SR was holding onto my hand. I kept flying low to the ground and then veering up again. So I flew low straight towards this timber fence and then just as I was about to collide into it I flew up. Then I looked behind me and SR had smashed into the fence and was knocked unconscious. The next thing I was being chased by an angry mob down some cobblestoned streets in a kinda Eastern European looking city.

― Michael B, Thursday, 22 January 2004 09:40 (twenty years ago) link

I dreamed I was reading an interactive book, it was like the internet, but with pages to turn and a mouse/ bookmark thing. It looked like AOL Connie's dress and felt like a cinema screen, but pliable.
Jody Beth walked past and started telling me where some of the links went, nd then she pointed at one and said: "And that's where they tell you not to wear black to the Kentucky Derby. Yeah, like people listen." And went.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 22 January 2004 10:33 (twenty years ago) link

I really hope grumpy Scottish golfer Colin Montgomery is an ILX lurker as I had a surreal dream last night where I was him, doing a biathlon.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 January 2004 13:46 (twenty years ago) link

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 January 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

Now I have paranoid fears that ilx wants to chop my head off.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

Michael B's dream sounds funny.

I recently had a dream where Trife was in a music video which involved him holding lots of different types of boxes. I can't remember what the tune was. Boxes? No idea.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, no idea at all what boxes could symbolize.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

erm, what? you're just trying to make me paranoid!

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

In my dream last night, I was driving down a country road, ans spotted spotted someone sitting at a vanity that was in the grass. It was Spencer and some other guys in purple suits. He seemed embarrassed because I had now discovered that he was in a Joy Division cover band!!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

What in the world? He would NEVER be embarrassed to be in a Joy Division cover band! It would give him the chance to design Peter Saville-like art.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

Arrgh I had a Katie Holmes dream but I've forgotten all the details!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

I dreamt this morning that eight, nubile, naked Aryan men were writhing in ,y bed, and then a man dressed in face paint to look like Optimus Prime crawled through the window and began shouting at them. Then, Sasha, the Toronto sex columnist, started playing a really dull bootleg compilation and everyone got bored and left.

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

But what does that have to do with ILXors?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

I think a dull bootleg compilation qualifies as part of ILM.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

Damn fucking right.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

I was on vacation and one of my right molars was falling out, my teeth were all screwy (fear of future) and it hurt and I was all freaked out about it and no one would help me. Except for Geeta! She was really sweet and made me feel a lot better. Also she had Julio's beard.

― not freaked out about being engaged at all (teeny), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

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