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http://www.erikstormtrooper.com/da_trash.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck yes. ^^^^

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

let's go get bloody maoz at raku when you get off the job

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha!

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

tom no we have guests coming over later this evening and goddamnit i want penne alla vodka for dinner. i have to run to grocery store, we can get bloody mary fixins there and maybe try the gin thing pete b is on about all over the bloody mary thread.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/01/10deathstar.html

kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/costume_deathstar.jpg

tom where is the ye olde death star picture you had?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the only thing I can think of about that trash is that in star wars world they have finally figured out how to make food with zero waste involved, like they just recycle what people don't eat, and there's no dirty grease at the end to be deglazed from the pan and etc. because seriously how do you end up with nothing but a bunch of scrap metal and coarse mulch and dirty soapy water with NOT A SINGLE BIT OF FOOD TRASH? not even a napkin dude. They must keep the laundry and the dishwashers busy as fuck on that battle station

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

that in star wars world they have finally figured out how to make food with zero waste involved,

Dude, what are you talking about, the movie takes place in the past, woah dude woah

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

they composted the organic waste, obv.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/30/61655091_12efe543bd.jpg
^^^ i don't understand this

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

darth vader is horny and wants one of those stormtroopers to be his leia

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, me neither!

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

okay seriously I read half of that mcsweeney's piece before I figured out it was totally stupid

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe I need the more coffee

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ally the chris pontius / steve-o ad was for the mojito gum

bloody mary gum just sounds awful

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah kevin that makes sense

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe the death star mcsweeney's article makes some fair points.

kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

screwdriver gum could be good if it was akin to that gatorade gum (with more kick, of course).

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

o rly??? i was too intrigued by the ad to notice what it was actually for obviously

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.simpleton.com/img/casino-deathstar.gif
threepio's an asshole, guys

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

threepio is an uptight queen.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

alfred lord threepio

ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

the only point in the mcsweeney's article that isn't basically born out of the writers own spurious and unfounded assumptions about the purpose of the trash compactor room is the bit about having one moving wall instead of two

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

but what about the worm that lives there? Why would he not be squashed?

kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

mcsweeny's is sub-onion sometimes

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

actually most of the time

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mcsweeneys used to be a lot better or so it seems.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

^ NU DO NOT WANT

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT SUSHIS

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

JON WTF

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

horse sushi

pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha WAU

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tuftsobserver.org/comics/20040917/shortz.jpg
^^^^ NOT FUNNY

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i don't actually want to contribute to that thread anymore, but can anyone figure out what this means:

lol it sure is hilarious how kingfish says the exact same thing as me, but only i am called out for it

-- modestmickey, Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:28 PM (1 minute ago)

ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that picture was breathtaking, jon, kudos

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cut it out: me posting on ilm "man wow did you guys ever notice that punk rock is stupid? also, i have no fucking clue what i'm talking about and i'm probably british" threads

pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://desciclo.pedia.ws/images/5/5d/Tofu.jpg

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

uh the worm is not crushed to death because the compactor does not actually compress the trash to a narrower space than the worm can fit in? it's a worm for christ's sake. it probably goes and lines itself up snug against one of the walls when it hears the servo kick in.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg elmo

ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

good work, guys

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what kind of worm is it.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg what is going on on the vtech thread omfg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link


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