lmao
― caek, Sunday, 13 October 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
haaaa
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
even those fucken polak savages
― imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
(xps) Now that's what I call mental arithmetic...
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Sunday, 13 October 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
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― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
England is the only developed country producing school leavers who are worse at maths and reading than their grandparents, according to a damning report.The study found 16 to 24-year-olds are among the least literate and numerate in the world, lagging behind those in countries including Estonia, Poland and the Slovak Republic.England came 22nd out of 24 countries for the reading skills of its young people and 21st for maths, according to the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development.
The study found 16 to 24-year-olds are among the least literate and numerate in the world, lagging behind those in countries including Estonia, Poland and the Slovak Republic.
England came 22nd out of 24 countries for the reading skills of its young people and 21st for maths, according to the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development.
Generally speaking, that's pretty poor English.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYZbMRzCMAAEQm5.jpg
― j., Thursday, 20 February 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link
poll
― I am a 'music' fan. Revolutionary, isn't it? (onimo), Thursday, 20 February 2014 10:58 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Network12.jpg
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Thursday, 20 February 2014 10:59 (ten years ago) link
I'm sick of it all! The "Everything that's wrong with Britain" Poll
Poll!
― I am a 'music' fan. Revolutionary, isn't it? (onimo), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:04 (ten years ago) link
The Daily Mail, however, was not a fan of the desk [on the new ITV breakfast show "Good Morning Britain"], complaining it hid Reid's legs from view.
"Later on the show, however, Susanna moved from behind the desk, giving viewers the chance to catch a glimpse of her enviable pins," it reported.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
looking forward to the Mail's "Upskirt Corner" page
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
Getta loada them gams!
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 April 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
Pupil Jacob Hill, 16, from Leeds, said: 'He had gone through stages of depression and used to be on anti-depressants.'
16-year-old Matthew Calvert, also of Leeds, was in many of the same lessons as the alleged attacker and described him as 'strange'.
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 April 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/28/article-2614929-1D6C83B400000578-607_634x634.jpg
Aerial view: A 15-year-old male pupil has been arrested after a female teacher was stabbed to death this morning at Corpus Christi Catholic College (pictured) in Leeds
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 April 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link
Rewitten version for 'clarity', apparently it's not them it's ...
Regarding the launch day, complaints from viewers on Monday focused on the fact that Susanna's now famous legs - whose pay for the role is £400,000 a year - double that of her former BBC salary - were hidden from view.One viewer commented: 'Why has ITV paid so much for @susannareid100 only to put her behind a desk? Its like buying a Ferrari and keeping it in the garage #gmb.'Another wrote: 'You don't hire Susanna Reid and then stick her behind a desk #getyourpinsout #GoodMorningBritain.'
One viewer commented: 'Why has ITV paid so much for @susannareid100 only to put her behind a desk? Its like buying a Ferrari and keeping it in the garage #gmb.'
Another wrote: 'You don't hire Susanna Reid and then stick her behind a desk #getyourpinsout #GoodMorningBritain.'
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/29/article-2615742-1D715B8400000578-826_636x382.jpg
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:43 (ten years ago) link
a great night in
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/26/article-2670757-1F25E4B900000578-797_634x378.jpg
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2745218/Amputee-Gipsy-busker-no-legs-bragged-Channel-5-TV-programme-milking-Britain-s-benefits-attacked-street-ex-soldier.html
― a puddle of quivering 501s (soref), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
An ex-soldier has been handed a suspended sentence for racially aggravated threatening behaviour towards an amputee gipsy busker who bragged on national TV about 'milking the benefits system'.Viorel Dinu, 25, told Channel 5's Gypsies on Benefits and Proud he and other Romanians had come to the UK because it was a 'soft touch' for scroungers, a court heard.But his boasts caught up with him when former soldier Mark Hawksby, 34, recognised him from the programme after tripping over the busker's money-filled coat on a street in York.
― a puddle of quivering 501s (soref), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/j5kWvhd.jpg
'That's beyonce? oh wow': @Smooth-Orator reacted with shock after seeing the photos
Unretouched-photos-Beyonce-s-L-Oreal-advert-leak-online-fans-mixed-reactions-Twitter.html
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162404/Angry-residents-quiet-English-village-battle-new-music-festival-banned-gangster-rapper-Snoop-Dogg-performing.html
― soref, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
i hope you're not mocking those victims of very real parking and 'expletives' into the early hours concerns
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
this kind moral panic article about a rapper performing seems like something of a blast from the past, especially someone who has appeared in tv ads for MoneySupermarket.com
― soref, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link
My step-dad shared that legendary "Kick This Evil Bastard Out" Daily Star front page with Snoop Dog in the early 90's. The sub-headline about him was "Sicko Bookie". He worked at an independent bookie chain and compiled odds for them, in this case he had sent out some margin-betting to twenty odd shops on how many bodies they were going to excavate from Cromwell St and the shit hit the fan.
― xelab, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link
he had sent out some margin-betting to twenty odd shops on how many bodies they were going to excavate from Cromwell St
ai yi yiii
― tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link
Tell me he didn't work for betfred
― feargal czukay (NickB), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link
...and that was the last the betting industry ever heard of Patrick Power
― and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
No it was Jack Pearson Licensed Turf accts, shitty little Huddersfield firm. A disgruntled customer in the Waterloo branch called The Star newsdesk about it.
― xelab, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link
lol xelab/nick
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 6 September 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
SHOCKED
The campaign for Britain to leave the EU has been infiltrated by dozens of far-Right extremists with racist views, The Mail on Sunday can reveal.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625503/The-neo-Nazi-swastika-breast-Vote-Leave-badge-vest-Holocaust-deniers-EDL-fascists-posing-Kray-twins-grave-violent-thugs-racists-hijacking-Brexit-campaign.html
― ǂbait (seandalai), Sunday, 5 June 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link
The Mail on Sunday really hates The Daily Mail.
In the same way as Liam and Noel.
― Mark G, Monday, 6 June 2016 12:13 (seven years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/06/23/article-3628068-34FCE54300000578-673_311x571.jpg
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13466421_1201237359921265_7740805882770463582_n.jpg?oh=2d4b9a1ca2c3cae63ae3f11365eb77a3&oe=57C7870B
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 June 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS12p0Zqlt0
― Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie), Friday, 17 June 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link
Unless you’re gay, black, transgender, foreign, voted Remain, unemployed, work for the BBC, a single parent, feminist, an NHS worker, Northern, vote Labour, Muslim, overweight, an educator, working class, sexually liberated, vegetarian or believe climate change exists. pic.twitter.com/XmWWSN9HBo— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) October 27, 2017
― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Friday, 27 October 2017 08:55 (six years ago) link
NATURE: Daily Mail readers have just found out about sequential hermaphroditism in fish and now think it’s part of the BBC political agenda. pic.twitter.com/9PtOhnMTRv— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) October 26, 2017
― Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Friday, 27 October 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link
A fish called pravda
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 27 October 2017 09:33 (six years ago) link
The Mail somehow managing to sound sarcastic even while bigging itself up on its own front page
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 27 October 2017 09:35 (six years ago) link
Thread by @_MarwanMuhammad: "Hello @MailOnline. I've read your "devastating" article on "illegal migrants in Saint Denis". We too in France have tabloïds who couldn't ca […]" #HardcoreInventedHardlinerVoiceModeActivated
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1025786653040889856.html
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 4 August 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link
This is what you call a headline.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHKeyKcX0AAJb3e?format=jpg
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link