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I am 27, so I still get to pull "kids these days" condescension on you, rw.

beartraps and you, the schef

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sitting here writing a rambling angry letter to the editor of my local paper and waiting for my social security check to come in the mail. and i'm listening to the glen miller orchestra.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you eighties peoples

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am 32, but i have some grave issues with maturity.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

my prostate is the size of dallas

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

what is yr model number

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wow jessie congrats on being the only person on this thread younger than me

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to post on ILM more, but the young people just don't seem interested in John Phillip Sousa these days.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm 30 and mostly have life together but I am terrible, TERRIBLE at all financial matters and things requiring filling out forms or filing paperwork.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my social security number is 27

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i sort of had fun doing my taxes this year?

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ugggghhh

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i saved $400!

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I need a cigarette.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I actually the oldest person on this thread?

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

me and laurel are polar opposites.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M 24 AND I LOVE THE KING KHAN & BBQ SHOW

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

when's your birthday john?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

omg DC kids you remind me of my youth.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

March 1st.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh geez don't you guys start talking about old person shit

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEN I HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS WHAT ARE YOURS LIKE

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

kk/bbq show is AWZ. mark has a new record coming out and khan has a new kk & his shrines record out. they are awesome awesome people.

xpost- what year john?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, that's the how do i shot peeing thread

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't had a bm since the korean war river wolf.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I remember bowel movements. They were awesome. The tube's easier though.

xpost 1973

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

bummer ;_;

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ok guys stop

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i got you beat John Justen!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i love my bag

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I was doing mine in dog years.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys GIS for "old man pooping" is actually pretty decent

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://therawchef.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/elderly_people_1_1.JPG

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i voted for Rutherford B. Hayes.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

she is helping him with a bowel movement???

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i love my bag

colostomy bag?

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS STOP

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan why do you always have to point out the obvious

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i was asking!

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm older than john.

CAN'T STOP (the bleeding).

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

can we talk about achewood for a second?

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042002

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I was trying to look up "Ismail Ax", but I was already in the GIS window and this was one of the pics on the first page:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/cube47/carvercat.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that is something

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

look at that stupid dog's pumpkin

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.doubleperfect.com/bison.jpg

I DIED

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

rip, bro

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

For me, it's the safety goggles that complete the composition.

Achewood, yes.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i am getting so tired now wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

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