Who Cares: The 2013 Australian Federal Election Thread

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL OF BRYLCREEM AND GIANT EARS

twooter is telling me this about first preferences:

- lab 33.85%
- lib 31.72%
- grn 8.42%
- nat 4.57%

go home proportional representation you're drunk

too depressed/angry to have anything to add here

oh wait there is: the senate is now full of halfwits and extreme right nutbags, well done senate voting system

thankfully a certain poster in this thread's incredible impersonation of julie bishop last night amazingly cheered my spirits

just hearing about it has lifted mine, i loathe julie bishop with a vengeance.

it really is too depressing to talk about, what is there to say.

what will you do when she's prime minister

Does doing this work or

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I was looking up Jamie Briggs (my bastard MP) on Wikipedia to see who he slept with to get his safe seat, and saw his categories incolude "Category:Coprophagous animals"

Does doing this work or

yes but i can't see what you're doing

Who Cares: The 2013 Australian Federal Election Thread

ahhhh

My seat's rusted-on labor, but not for the reason you'd expect (unless you kno where I live). Danby's been in the seat nigh 20 years now. He's one of only 2 jewish MOP. He ain't ever gonna lose while he's running. He won again of course. I'm cool with this, tho a green candidate in my area would seem as possible as in Melb so I'm not sure why all the StKilda hippie parents didnt get in.

I was on the phone to mum y'day and heard dad in the background come in the door and realise she was talking to me and he yelled "LOL HOW ABOUT THOSE GREENS OF YOURS" at the phone, and I calmly advised mum "actually Adam Bandt won his seat as it happens" and that shut him up.

bahaha. does he know they have three senate seats too?

gillard hate will not be a patch on abbott hate six months in

― Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 8:52 PM (1 year ago)

eight months in but still

to quote the Washington Post, "one of the world's most hated Prime Ministers"

old but still funny

http://www.smh.com.au/national/abbott-lame-gay-churchy-loser-says-his-daughter-20090813-eiu1.html

sounds like a kid to invest in

thankfully a certain poster in this thread's incredible impersonation of julie bishop last night amazingly cheered my spirits

― hipster racist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, September 8, 2013 9:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

every time i see her rancid smug face i think of this and lol, even though i didn't even see the impersonation.

to quote the Washington Post, "one of the world's most hated Prime Ministers"

― "that guy from nokia mobile phones!" "what mobile phones?" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, May 22, 2014 9:17 PM (1 year ago)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa