NOEL COWARD is Striding Down K-Street DC MCMXL The Centre for Professional Alcoholics

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I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES!!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!?!?

I panicked for 5 minutes this morning when I realized I'd left my smokes behind, then realized that sitting forgotten, way in the bottom of my bag, was a full pouch of tobacco and a full package of rolling papers. And it was then I knew that my day was going to be a success.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

some hipster bitch ganked my last cigarette on marathon monday. goddamn you poor man's daiquiri (strawberry dunkin donuts coolatta + far too much rum).

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I like all of the drinks metioned upthread, because they are all drinks.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

some hipster bitch ganked my last cigarette on marathon monday.

i've said this before, patriots day is by far my favorite day to be in boston.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

last time i was there for it was years ago though. long enough that we started drinking at mama kin at 9 a.m.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

marathon monday is the best holiday in the whole whole world.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

huh, i just checked, somehow that place is still open? i thought it closed like 9 years ago.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

shit keeps closing and reopening.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

on a semi-related note: 21 days until I am 21.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that was always the day i'd target for red sox tickets. they let the bars open early, the redsox game starts at like 11, the game gets out, everyone files into kenmore square and 20 minutes later the leaders come running past. then we'd go over to the commonwealth brewery and get 'faced on their blueberry ale.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate lansdowne street. and i heard the space where the rat used to be got bulldozed?!? is the ihop still outside the green line stop?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet jesus jessie

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought i was the young one, around here

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, I am still reeling from Jessie being 20. y'all are babies.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm an old man, ha ha ha fuck you kids get off my lawn

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i am 26

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i am an adult

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf hi fives

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am an adult of your brand year as well :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I am 27, so I still get to pull "kids these days" condescension on you, rw.

beartraps and you, the schef

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sitting here writing a rambling angry letter to the editor of my local paper and waiting for my social security check to come in the mail. and i'm listening to the glen miller orchestra.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you eighties peoples

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am 32, but i have some grave issues with maturity.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

my prostate is the size of dallas

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

what is yr model number

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wow jessie congrats on being the only person on this thread younger than me

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to post on ILM more, but the young people just don't seem interested in John Phillip Sousa these days.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm 30 and mostly have life together but I am terrible, TERRIBLE at all financial matters and things requiring filling out forms or filing paperwork.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my social security number is 27

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i sort of had fun doing my taxes this year?

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ugggghhh

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i saved $400!

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I need a cigarette.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I actually the oldest person on this thread?

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

me and laurel are polar opposites.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M 24 AND I LOVE THE KING KHAN & BBQ SHOW

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

when's your birthday john?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

omg DC kids you remind me of my youth.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

March 1st.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh geez don't you guys start talking about old person shit

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEN I HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS WHAT ARE YOURS LIKE

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

kk/bbq show is AWZ. mark has a new record coming out and khan has a new kk & his shrines record out. they are awesome awesome people.

xpost- what year john?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, that's the how do i shot peeing thread

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't had a bm since the korean war river wolf.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I remember bowel movements. They were awesome. The tube's easier though.

xpost 1973

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

bummer ;_;

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ok guys stop

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i got you beat John Justen!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i love my bag

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I was doing mine in dog years.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

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