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If I wanted to touch 30, i'd have to cut through the outer four rings of me, so no.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

guys let's all be fuckin old

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

we'll start by drinkin

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

and then get mad

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom 8080 all I ever want to be is an old lady, screaming at obnoxious people everywhere.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

after that, bedtime

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm in my mid-20s, you ppl are old :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

god i wish it were friday night already. I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES!!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!?!?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's have party where we practice wearing furs in June and putting our matte red lipstick on outside the lines.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"wanna touch 30?" could potentially be a great cheesy comeon to younger people.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Younger people are a bad idea, I think.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Makers Mark and passion fruit juice, with an infusion of jalapeno and simple syrup, topped with passion
fruit foam

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Stoli O and passion fruit tea, with tamarind concentrate, simple syrup and fresh
lime juice

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

A fresh cucumber and cilantro version with Hendrick’s gin and Schweppes tonic

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i had this discussion on tuesday; it's a matter of age, maturity, and relative "got your shit togetherness".


beertrap to laurel.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

salt air, fresh lime juice, Cointreau and Jose Cuervo

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

hibiscus juice, triple sec, fresh lime juice and Herradura Silver

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

A blend of Bacardi Silver rum, fresh pineapple juice, coconut liqueur and coconut foam

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ possibly totally lol gay

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i had hendrick's the other day, i like my gin with a bite thank you. i might as well have been sipping chanel no. 5.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahah, I was just going to follow that up with: "I mean, I'm immature enough, and shit-not-having-together-ish. I should team up with someone WORSE? God."

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

nope kevin you're wrong again that drink is AWWW ZZOMMM

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES!!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!?!?

I panicked for 5 minutes this morning when I realized I'd left my smokes behind, then realized that sitting forgotten, way in the bottom of my bag, was a full pouch of tobacco and a full package of rolling papers. And it was then I knew that my day was going to be a success.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

some hipster bitch ganked my last cigarette on marathon monday. goddamn you poor man's daiquiri (strawberry dunkin donuts coolatta + far too much rum).

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I like all of the drinks metioned upthread, because they are all drinks.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

some hipster bitch ganked my last cigarette on marathon monday.


i've said this before, patriots day is by far my favorite day to be in boston.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

last time i was there for it was years ago though. long enough that we started drinking at mama kin at 9 a.m.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

marathon monday is the best holiday in the whole whole world.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

huh, i just checked, somehow that place is still open? i thought it closed like 9 years ago.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

shit keeps closing and reopening.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

on a semi-related note: 21 days until I am 21.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that was always the day i'd target for red sox tickets. they let the bars open early, the redsox game starts at like 11, the game gets out, everyone files into kenmore square and 20 minutes later the leaders come running past. then we'd go over to the commonwealth brewery and get 'faced on their blueberry ale.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate lansdowne street. and i heard the space where the rat used to be got bulldozed?!? is the ihop still outside the green line stop?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet jesus jessie

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought i was the young one, around here

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, I am still reeling from Jessie being 20. y'all are babies.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm an old man, ha ha ha fuck you kids get off my lawn

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i am 26

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i am an adult

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf hi fives

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am an adult of your brand year as well :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I am 27, so I still get to pull "kids these days" condescension on you, rw.

beartraps and you, the schef

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sitting here writing a rambling angry letter to the editor of my local paper and waiting for my social security check to come in the mail. and i'm listening to the glen miller orchestra.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you eighties peoples

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am 32, but i have some grave issues with maturity.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

my prostate is the size of dallas

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

what is yr model number

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wow jessie congrats on being the only person on this thread younger than me

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to post on ILM more, but the young people just don't seem interested in John Phillip Sousa these days.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm 30 and mostly have life together but I am terrible, TERRIBLE at all financial matters and things requiring filling out forms or filing paperwork.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

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