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oh i forgot i'm sorry!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

omg can we get a mod in here ppl

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

You take the dog, I'll take that set of dishes. Check out the plate!

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

the last thanksgiving me and towga had together we wound up getting into a fight before dinner and the only thing that broke it up was linus trotting by with a turkey leg in his mouth.

such a good fucking monkey man.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom's chihuahua is crazy and won't let anyone but my mom or me even like, LOOK at her.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

that's awesome. i saw a little baby chi puppy try to attack a german shepherd on my way to work tuesday. it was straining at the leash trying to get at it. the shepherd looked like it would eat it like a kernel of popcorn.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

lol my mom has german shepherds too. the thing is that they are not crazies at all, they just think they are little dogs and want to sit on couches and stuff so they wouldn't even think to eat the chihuahua. ONE OF THE SHEPHERDS GIVES THE WHEATEN TERRIERS PIGGY BACK RIDES APPARENTLY.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what "DC bullyteam"? huh?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

do i have to buy a gun to join?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

lol yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn pay day can not come fast enough for me. i have exactly $22.00 left. so i have to actually go to my bank to get money for smokes otherwise the fees will put me in overdraft hell.

xpost- linus hated every other dog except jen's mom's chihuahua jasper. they also had a basset hound named marvin that linus would tolerate but he would always growl and bear his teeth when marvin would start sniffing.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom's chihuahua hates all the other dogs and probably the cats too. it really only likes my mom. it tolerates me. it hates tom and my dad.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the dc bullyteam, always teaming up to tell stupid people to shut up, it is so sad, much better to browbeat people with long-winded rhetorical exercises that end up making the same point people thought they just fucking made

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Totally with you about payday which thank fuck is TOMORROW.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

aren't most of the people saying "boxcar" touching 30 and married??

-- creme1, Thursday, April 19, 2007 1:19 PM (10 minutes ago)

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I ask for "people get angry" and "guns are built to kill things" and he gives me "some people are bad at communication"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

lol creative writing majors

who the hell is "creme1"? also when did morbius get married?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=56490#unread

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

for some reason the phrase "touching 30" kind of grosses me out

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i would probably strain a muscle trying to touch 30.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

TOUCHING 30? I'm sitting on it, dude. Also, fuck you.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

that didn't explain anything, alex.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i was under the impression ethan and jess were married u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

If I wanted to touch 30, i'd have to cut through the outer four rings of me, so no.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

guys let's all be fuckin old

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

we'll start by drinkin

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

and then get mad

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom 8080 all I ever want to be is an old lady, screaming at obnoxious people everywhere.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

after that, bedtime

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm in my mid-20s, you ppl are old :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

god i wish it were friday night already. I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES!!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!?!?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's have party where we practice wearing furs in June and putting our matte red lipstick on outside the lines.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"wanna touch 30?" could potentially be a great cheesy comeon to younger people.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Younger people are a bad idea, I think.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Makers Mark and passion fruit juice, with an infusion of jalapeno and simple syrup, topped with passion
fruit foam

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Stoli O and passion fruit tea, with tamarind concentrate, simple syrup and fresh
lime juice