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omg he is cuetest

jessie monster, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

"his favorite music is that of tom waits"

i hate this sentence structure. can't they just say: "his favorite musician is tom waits."

boom.

homosexual II, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FAN

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite films are those of paul rudd

max, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://a2.vox.com/6a00c2252891438e1d00c22527b962f219-200pi

TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

top to bottom: straight male ILX posters, paul rudd as himself

TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

So Paul Rudd is attending the wedding of a showbiz friend (not an actor). And near the end of the reception they show the guests giving their good wishes on a giant videoscreen, and Rudd comes on in closeup sincerely blathering "You're beautiful, I know you'll build a loving home" etc. The camera gradually pulls back to reveal that he's whacking off in a toilet stall.

The mother of the bride requests he be ejected immediately, and as he is escorted out by 2 or 3 guys, Rudd waves and shouts "I love you all!"

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

WAU!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Cusak is too much of a pussy to do or say anything as awesome as that

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

bro for all-time

Jordan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

PAUL RUDD: OTM

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

it's like a funny version of the jeremey piven story that is somewhere on ilx

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

true american

A B C, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

cusack just pulls that shit at funerals instead of weddings

TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Rudd is about LIFE

latebloomer, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

you look like babe ruth's gay lover.... gaybe ruth

it's brother, not lover. why would babe ruth's lover have the same last name??

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Coincidence?

n/a, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

The mother of the bride requests he be ejected immediately, and as he is escorted out by 2 or 3 guys, Rudd waves and shouts "I love you all!"

hahahaha gangsta

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Or something far more sinister.

kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Between WHAS and 40YOV for me, but I had to give the nod to the latter for Rudd's freakout in the electronics store with the handheld cam. Genius.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Couldn't decide ---> comedy vote for 200 Cigarettes

nabisco, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

That would have been a comedy vote for The Baxter, in which someone clearly told him "I dunno, just, like, be Paul Ruddy, do a funny dance or something," and so he's totally like weekend-off autopilot Ruddy, but HMM NO OPTION

nabisco, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

the real comedy vote is for the jen aniston movie where he plays a sweetheart fag

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

elmo if you are watching jen aniston romcoms for rudd you win squatters rights

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

more like the object of my erection, amirite

da croupier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

no

HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

i saw that movie when i was like 16, i really don't remember what it's about except stupid girl falling in love with sensitive gay dude

basically it laid the groundwork for that madonna & rupert everett movie

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I like when they used it in a Stella clip.

da croupier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

the object of my erection

the first 50 pages of this book were lousy.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Page 51 took care of you, though?

nabisco, Thursday, 14 June 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

and by page 52, there was no point in going on.

kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Where's the one where he spends the entire film trying to find a piece of mail!?!??!

Tape Store, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok guys guys the amazing, amazing double take he does in whas when coop comes into the talent show wearing that ridiculous "sexy" workout get-up: this is actually even more 8080 and hilarious than the cleaning up scene omg.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

The Shape of Things, by a mile.

Eazy, Friday, 15 June 2007 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

WHAS WHAS WHAS. True for him and everyone else involved and all in the history of comedy.

Eric H., Friday, 15 June 2007 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you, dyke!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

I watched this last night. :)

Jordan, Friday, 15 June 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

dude, you've got barbeque sauce all over your face

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

"a big secret pizza party"
...
"yeah, well"

TOMBOT, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok just thinking of the doubletake is now cracking me up

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

"all i want to do is have sex. specifically, sex with andy. and NOT with you."

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

WHAS has some funny bits in it but come on, that is a really sloppily assembled "film"

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

no you're a sloppily assembled film!

Mr. Que, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

you are a really sloppily assembled "fake morbius" but you don't see us pointing it out.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

John Carpenter-lovin' ILX is all about the crisp editing

Dr Morbius, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7yJ7sMosk

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

you french great

max, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ my favorite part about that scene is the fact that paul rudd and janeane garafolo are clearly, obviously like basically the exact same age.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

this has nothing to do with paul rudd but this is hilarious too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBqxiEnn1Xo

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

ha I'd never heard of that gag but I have now educated myself. Thought it was gonna be a rickroll!

kinder, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 12:47 (four years ago)

three years pass...

Is it just me or is this guy going to go out with nothing in his trophy case and a huge standing ovation as his face passes by during the closing moments of the in memoriam segment at the oscars? I just had this thought, and it made me sad.

trm (tombotomod), Thursday, 16 October 2025 20:51 (eight months ago)

Yeah, I hope he sees something one of these days. I think he needs to get cast on a "prestige" TV show or a PTA/Aster type film for it to happen though.

better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 16 October 2025 21:04 (eight months ago)

That show 'Living with Yourself' (featuring two Paul Rudds, and Aisling Bea) that he did was great, it was slept on I think.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 16 October 2025 21:07 (eight months ago)

yeah that was very good, better because they didn't try to do a second season, but that also might have hurt it's visibility

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 17 October 2025 15:14 (eight months ago)

He’s great in friendship

fact checking suz (wins), Friday, 17 October 2025 15:25 (eight months ago)


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