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from the original proponent of 'blood diamonds'

beartrap

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

what's going on here

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Fun.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

sexual fantasy island

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure the jackass guys have excellent doctors.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but none of these folks have ever made even a cameo in any of MY fantasies, so let's not be hasty.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey now THERE's a job for me

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

well, not really

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Except maybe O Wilson, that's a lot of milky white skin.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

also there is pretty much nothing acceptable about bam

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I kinda suspect the jackass guys have sex maybe biannually actually, too busy hurting themselves and recovering and traveling to new places to hurt themselves. and none of their balls can possibly still be working properly so there's that taken care of.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

see, tom gets it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

vince gallo also seems like he'd be riddled with VD, but for ENBB's friend's sake, I hope that's not so.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ok guys, peter cook or dudley moore

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, they probably are like walking petri dishes of venereal diseases.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:41 PM (4 minutes ago)

This is why I passed up Knoxville (who, other than maybe Bam, is the only one I genuinely suspect of getting mad groupie disease-sex) in favor of Pontius, who has only my and elmo's love.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked how that one bit in the hotel they were all reading the fake message ostensibly from a girl whose sister had boned some of them and every single guy who read it was like "whoa!!" I imagined them thinking to themselves "who got laid? bam?"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Peter Hook.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

no no peter hook is in a later challenge.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Steve-O thought it was him!

bartrip

― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to horseshoe Yeah, right? That said, as far as I've been told, VG is totally clear in the VD dept. You better believe that was one of the first things I asked/warned about.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I still want someone to respond to my BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR sex island fantasy quiz, but I think we'd all pick Ron White.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha well I'm happy to be wrong. like suzy said, maybe if vgallo took a bath every now and then people wouldn't jump to these conclusions.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not know who is on the blue collar comedy tour so i'm gonna go with this ron white person!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even know who Ron White is.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, here's one for you: belicheck, brady, or tony siragusa?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you are the devil, Kevin. Siragusa.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh jesus.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to look up Siragusa first but that is my instinct pick.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

It's certainly not going to be King Preggo or Mr. I-Have-a-Doctorate-in-Phys-Ed-From-Jessie's-Alma-Mater.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i...god....kevin...fuck.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Sports figures? Suga, please.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS I'M GONNA GO WITH BRADY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea who these people are.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

well, congrats on the baby, Ally!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i just passed a mirror for the first time today. mark it down, april 19th was the day my hair went curly again. :-(

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i basically am picking him cos i figure a pregnancy is exactly what i need to get my life back on track, clean up my act.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY A GREAT QUESTION IF YOU ALL HAVE THAT MUCH TROUBLE ANSWERING IT.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

brady is still a babe despite his carelessness with sperm

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i...god....kevin...fuck.

in a differnt context that would be TOTALLY hot.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the other option is that i won't get pregnant, i will just end up another body in brady's basement ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

BRADY IS NOT A BABE.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin, your curly hair is Scott Seward-stylee awesome! It's going to be good when it gets to the Munch photo length, you know all the women in your life agree.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN MY LIFE ANYMORE LAUREL. well, no single ones anyway. i've pretty much banished all of them to crazypants island and am only hanging around my married friends now. the fun factor is way up but the sexy results are way way down. and we were starting pretty close to the basement on that one anyway.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even want to talk about it

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I DID mean the married ones, they have the most sense. I'm not even discussing crazypants.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait but a coed team of cyclists is staying my house this weekend HAVE I MENTIONED THIS

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

w/r/t WOMEN IN MY LIFE

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/6913/1168032930702gd6.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

a coed naked team of cyclists?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey broccolis dog

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

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