Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

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I see Play and Pause, where is Record?

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Saturday, 22 June 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

That dishwasher heavily implies that you can record shit off of it

XP!!!!!!

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

mr veg said it looks like an Apple OS dishwasher

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

it's making me laugh

loool the broom

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

but this dishwasher goes to 4!

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

That's a rake, not a broom.

Aimless, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

I think it rakes up all the broken dish pieces at the bottom of the dishwasher

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

That's not even a rake, it's one of those things you see kept on the side of a sandtrap.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.runnerduck.com/images/zen_garden.jpg

"oh yeah, i need to do the dishes."

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.cybercauldron.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/big-orange-sun-4.jpg

holy shit i need rinse aid

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

fwiw I have trouble even decoding the laundry care symbols on clothing tags

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--pYUspsTF-0/UKPUZNdApjI/AAAAAAAABgE/zbPSmClBXeE/s400/super_s_6.jpg

God, Susie Oatmeal was so hot in 7th grade.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

My car has this light on the dashboard:
http://repairpal.com/images/managed/content_images/encyclopedia/warning_lights/Tire_Pressure_Amber.jpg

Who can guess what it's indicating?

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

insufficient tyre pressure

#NOBS (electricsound), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

^^ I know this only because I've had to look it up.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

you ppl with your 'dishwashers'

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

Second only to air-conditioning. I lived like a caveman for 28 years, apparently.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

I saw it on the test drive, and when I asked the dealer he said something like, "Why would anyone assume that that's supposed to be a tire pressure warning?"

It also comes on all the time, regardless of whether or not I reset it, so I've gotten used to ignoring it. I'll know a tire is low when it's flat.

xp

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

I just figured it had something to do with tire problems. What kind weren't very explicit.

Aimless, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

You know, your tires will last longer, and you'll drive safer and more comfortably, if you check the pressure once in a while! It won't kill you, I promise.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

Compressed air is like 25 cents at the gas station/car wash.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, just realized, that's not the warning light my car has. It's got the outline of the tire, but instead of an exclamation point, it has this:

<-•->

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

I do check the pressure, but the warning light is conspiring with the rest of my 13-year-old car's failing electrical system to confuse me.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

when it gets cold here that tire pressure indicator comes on without fail every morning, and turns off when the tires warm up halfway to work.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

You know, your tires will last longer, and you'll drive safer and more comfortably, if you check the pressure once in a while! It won't kill you, I promise.

Fair enough, but trying to figure out a squared-off U with spikes and an exclamation point in the middle does not necessarily illustrate your point.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

pretty much otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

speaking of cars, not long after we bought the car we tried to pop the hood for something or other...and couldn't for the life of us find the release inside the car. we crawled around on the floor peering under the dash for ages, until one of us conceded defeat and consulted the manual

oh yeah of course

it's ANKLE HEIGHT way down next to the door where it should be O_o.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

Sounds like you have a Toyota, too.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

First time I saw that thing was after making a sharp turn up a hill in cold weather.
http://i.imgur.com/HhIw7aE.png
It did not immediately correspond to me that had something to do with tire pressure.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Honda

"same mother different father", as they would say in Oz :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

I still can't get into Sunny's VW trunk unless I'm tearing apart backseats from the inside.

And yes, I'm still talking about motor vehicles, stfu.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

My car has this light on the dashboard:
http://repairpal.com/images/managed/content_images/encyclopedia/warning_lights/Tire_Pressure_Amber.jpg

Who can guess what it's indicating?

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:32 (31 minutes ago) Permalink

your arse crack is showing?

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

My car is telling me what my friends and coworkers are too embarrassed to confront me about.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

God, Susie Oatmeal was so hot in 7th grade.

― pplains, 2013年6月22日 星期六 下午1:29 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't understand this but i cannot stop laughing

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

In every graphical representation of a tire/tyre going flat since the early 30s, it has been from the side-view.

Why any automaker thought that an inside look from the back/front would work, I have no idea.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

"same mother different father", as they would say in Oz :)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 21, 2013 11:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, yeah, I used to work in an auto salvage yard, and found that hood-opening strategies were remarkably consistent within continents. Most American cars have a t-shaped dealie you have to pull, and European cars have a lever way higher, almost at knee height.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

AA, I can't explain it. Maybe these people can: http://www.printmag.com/imprint/solve-the-mystery-of-the-pointy-s/

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

In every graphical representation of a tire/tyre going flat since the early 30s, it has been from the side-view.

Why any automaker thought that an inside look from the back/front would work, I have no idea.

― pplains, 2013年6月22日 星期六 下午2:07 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'warning: your tyre has been sliced neatly in half, you should consider stopping the car'

xp that is really bizarre

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

In every graphical representation of a tire/tyre going flat since the early 30s, it has been from the side-view.

Why any automaker thought that an inside look from the back/front would work, I have no idea.

― pplains, 2013年6月22日 星期六 下午2:07 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'warning: your tyre has been sliced neatly in half, you should consider stopping the car'

xp that is really bizarre

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, June 21, 2013 11:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh come on.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

;-)

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

wat

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

massive x-post, but isn't this the dishwasher from the hatch in Lost?

http://i.imgur.com/Gnc9wLk.jpg

nickn, Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

loooool dying

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

omg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

PUT IT IN AAAAITCH

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Saturday, 22 June 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

<3 <3 <3

she'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 06:16 (eleven years ago) link

And made the Kessel run in 18 Parsecs!

nickn, Saturday, 22 June 2013 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

A sun sort of makes sense for the rinse agent light since in every rinse aid ad ever some chick is holding a champagne flute up to the sun to check for spots

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Saturday, 22 June 2013 08:25 (eleven years ago) link


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