― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link
Since the overwhelming majority of the television consumption in my entire life, from Age 3 to Age 35, has been purely passive -- just some comforting noise to have on while I work on the computer, file baseball cards, floss teeth, have sex -- no, I don't go thru life cultivating neurotic tics over guilt for not catching The Comeback or Big Love.
daddino what's yr prob with autopsy???
Dude, it's got dead bodies in it.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link
I..wait, what? This doesn't seem to jibe with what you said before. But since I'm not an HBO salesman, I don't really feel like persuing it.
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah, that about sums it up. and that's why i've fucking hated him since the first time i saw him miming vomiting in a toilet for 30 minutes straight.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link
ah but does Cook realise he is proof there is no God*?
*a benevolent god anyway
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link
that's awful:( i remember seeing an ancient HBO comedy special (i think from sometime circa 1989-90) with a bunch of comedians on it and he was pretty funny! plus...he was on the commentary track on Zoolander. that's sad as hell he shot himself...
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Haha, no, I just condensed a rambling story into that one line. What he said was that the atheist belived that after he died would be buried/cremated etc. and become one with the earth, become soil and eventually, a tree. The whole bit started with some guy sneezing on him and why he said "God bless you" instead of "bless you" ("because I am not the Lord") or "Gesundheit" (because anything in German = Hitler, right? You fucking asshole.), and that when he said "God bless you" the guy said "I'm an atheist". Whatever.
PS: Can anyone possibly (if you recorded this, for some reason) make an animated .gif of the part where he gave the Nazi salute while saying Gesundheit? That would be a treat.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link
oh i like this line.
― kingfish praetor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish praetor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:36 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't think that is automatically a bad thing. I may not be a huge fan of Dane Cook but I don't like the author's assumption that you can't be both a normal person and be a great comic. The funny comedian with a dark, dark secret is also a pretty stale clichè in itself.
― Cunga (Cunga), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 07:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link
if the line had been "the end of the comedian as we knew him -- occasionally funny" then it might have made a bit more of a point.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:29 (seventeen years ago) link
Revive on the almost-anniversary of the last post. I almost want to disinfect my computer screen every time a Good Luck Chuck ad appears.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd never seen the guy til these promos for postseason baseball he's doing for Fox, and I didn't know it was him until today. DIE.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
haha morbs join the party
my friend ben is from the same town as dane cook so i told him hes responsible for killing him - hopefully thatll work out
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
his "relationshit" joke has the merit of being the least funny joke ever made
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Jessica’s hot. Dane’s funny. Dan’s perverted. See their movie. Good Luck Chuck, in theaters Sept 21.
― deej, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^From facebook. very concise but accurate-sounding summary of the film i would think
― deej, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
who the hell is dan?
― omar little, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Pope Dan Perry in his widescreen debut
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
so dane cook is really good in windy city heat.
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
and that's surprising how?
― Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link
A few months ago I searched Zach Galifinakias (sp?) vids on youtube. They ALL sucked. Not funny. (Well maybe except the Kanye video rip.) Then I searched the much maligned Dane Cook and lolled and roffled and lmaod. Utterly pedestrian stuff but the dude just has 'it'.
NOTA BENE anyone who likes Earl should be gassed.
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
wait are you serious? zach is amazing. dude can work a crowd like a mofo.
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ywNaGpqZw
^^^^ HE DIDNT WORK THIS CROWD!!!!
― max, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe it's just what's available on youtube. I'd make it a point, back in the day, to catch him whenever he was on Leno Or Letterman or Conan, and I loved him. I think he's losing it though. Check out his appearance at SXSW opening for Dane. He is fucking pitiful. (it's on youtube)
xp to chaki
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link
and yeah that vid max linked to: UGHHHH
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link
he seems to be really bitter and jaded in his performances as of late. dane cook plays "roman polanski" in windy city heat. lol
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link
i just rewatched the SXSW clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UYh8RYMbp4
and it doesn't seem so bad this time. i actually like the fact that once he realizes he's not exactly preaching to the choir, but rather probably a bunch of frat fuxx, he bails.
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
'it'
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
by 'it' I mean 'the secrest factor'.
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
man, to be in the same room as dane cook, ryan seacrest, and ty pennington.
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
then to leave that room and let in a bagful of cobras.
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
they are like three badly failed clones of matthew modine
― remy bean, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
ok i forgot about this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKPQbNoP5_s which redeems zach gaulliphynakkis' youtube ouevre
stop hating fun on xmas eve
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link
exactly.
Dane Cook could buy and sell most people on this thread.
― Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:41 (sixteen years ago) link
chicken sangwich
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 December 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link
thank god this dude's career burned out
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 23 December 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
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― frogbs, Friday, 23 December 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
or as I like to call it, "The Wal"
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 December 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link
Dane Cook is a big believer that age ain't nothing but a number
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
same as IQ
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
two adults in a relationship, big news
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link