can't trust anyone who miscapitalizes common nouns, suggests a distorted relationship to everyday reality
― j., Saturday, 15 June 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
I am totally all for empowerment but not when I'm dining.Please separate business and politics from pleasure.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link
If smothered steak and macaroni and cheese is available in the morning, what ISN'T available in the morning?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 16 June 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link
sorry, I don't do the African American thang
especially while dining!
― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Sunday, 16 June 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
ate at a cheap italian place in bmore today and someone gave it two stars solely because they weren't warned on the phone that there would be no valet parking
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 16 June 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link
wtf
i hate these pplso much
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 June 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link
That review is amazing. 'Other strong Black women's goings-on' wtf
― kinder, Sunday, 16 June 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link
i have never, never been on Yelp, is it possible to comment on these "reviews"?
― data halls and oate (stevie), Sunday, 16 June 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link
no, all you can do is say if it's useful, funny, or cool. i don't know if you have to be a member to do that though, i've never actually tried because it's so useless, unfunny, and uncool that these people can say this shit without accountability.
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Sunday, 16 June 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Wow, that review is atrocious even by the usual standards.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 16 June 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
china-free juan
― Lamp, Sunday, 16 June 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
i had such high hopes for this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=1a4fyJox75Q
― goole, Friday, 21 June 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
Our waiter (who shall go nameless since he never gave it to us) was certainly knowledgeable but very aloof. And if I can't name my waiter after a 2.5 hr meal, that doesn't leave me with a great taste in my mouth.
― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
should've rearranged the fries to spell his name or written it on the brown paper table pad with crayon like he was SUPPOSED to
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
There is no doubt after being there for my first time, that the bar is racist towards white people.
― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
NO DOUBT
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
http://arrestedmotion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/no-doubt-sm.jpg
― DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
Wasn't sure whether to post this here or on the 'zombies and bacon and moustaches' thread, but: http://www.yelp.com/wordmap/nyc/bacon
― emil.y, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
pork rash
― Me and my pool noodle (contenderizer), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link
Manhattan looks a little bit like a strip of bacon there.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
good job with the hipster avoidance map, yelp
― Moodles, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
After reading all of the great reviews I decided to book an appointment. My previous hair stylist is currently out on maternity leave and my roots were getting pretty long. I didn't want to keep up with the highlights I had before so I asked for a solid color. I showed the stylist a picture of exactly what I wanted which was a lighter brown with a touch of red. I was going for an auburn. I ended up with red hair. I was clearly not happy with it and she half heartedly offered to throw some brown over it. I've never been the kind of girl to put up a fuss so I told her to just leave it.
She then spent the next 5 min trimming my hair. When she started to blow dry I realized she was kind of doing a lazy job. She ran a round brush through it and didn't even really turn the ends under/over. I even told her that the blow dry was my favorite part of getting my hair done because I am so helpless when it comes to drying my own hair. She didn't take the hint.
I admit its my own fault for not asking what the price would be when I booked the appointment, but had I known I would be charged $150 for a trim, single color with no highlights, and a blow job my 10 year old sister could do better I definitely would have had said something at the time. I ended up putting a couple of boxes hair color from target in to fix it.
I left the salon unhappy. It was extremely overpriced, the blow dry was bad, and the color was nowhere near what I asked for. I do not recommend.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link
Incredible typo.
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link
honestly, any blow job at all is above and beyond what you can usually expect from a salon. what's that reviewer's problem?
― Treeship, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
I feel bad for the sister
― Moodles, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link
http://www.yelp.com/wordmap/sf
grateful that i don't live in 'one of the 14 yelpiest cities'
― j., Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:17 (ten years ago) link
Biggest revelation from that map is that the 80 is called the Dwight Eisenhower Highway.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link
Interesting:
https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/infrastructure/ddehwy.cfm
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link
I Turn Pike.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
If people can bring their Loud yelling, rude children, why can't i bring my well behaved sweet dog. Stupid park.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
stupid sexy flanders
― Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr. (get bent), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
I only had an iced coffee, which was pretty good. So why a 3? Well just looking at the menu I wasn't that impressed. So its more like a 3.5.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
oh ffs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
I didn't go inside or buy anything. So why a 3? Well just looking at the building I wasn't that impressed. So its more like a 3.5.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
So why a 3? I am literally incapable of engaging with the real world without YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP (I rate this response a 4, but really a 4.5)
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
right? it must be awful to have to think so much about every little thing you do
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link
i saw a guy on yelp the other day with 1304 reviews and 1304 friends. makes u think
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
Oh My God!Someone suggest to wife-san and I to go IHOP by person at city festivity this past weekend. IHOP more like i HOPE NOT!!! This not good... NOT GOOD EXPERIENCE!!! OMG! I patted down upon entry to this place!!! Boodah got police style pat down before seating here! BOODAH NOT PACK GUN!!! NO PATTING DOWN, PLEASE!!! Now wife-san say I pack gun, just no pat necessary. It look like typical IHOP... just unsavory characters come in and out . Too loud talking going on, can't concentrate! Needless to say, wife-san and I must leave before ordering. So bad, so much bad experience. If I recommend pancake house to go to, THIS NOT IT! Sorry... NO! NOT SORRY!!!... this not good choice for pancake experience. Rule of thumb: If pat down require to enter... leave. I not know if 1 star deserving of the IHOP on the Jefferson.
It look like typical IHOP... just unsavory characters come in and out . Too loud talking going on, can't concentrate! Needless to say, wife-san and I must leave before ordering. So bad, so much bad experience. If I recommend pancake house to go to, THIS NOT IT! Sorry... NO! NOT SORRY!!!... this not good choice for pancake experience.
Rule of thumb: If pat down require to enter... leave. I not know if 1 star deserving of the IHOP on the Jefferson.
all of this guy's reviews are written like this
― li'l sebastian, Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
...
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
his name is boodah, what do you expect?
― pass-ag caglia (get bent), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link
http://images.wikia.com/startrek/images/archive/4/41/20080410005207!No_Kill_I.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link
if I see him on road I kill
― Peaceful Oat Goblins (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 July 2013 03:35 (ten years ago) link
I was JUST talking to my friend Rasheeda, she is honestly so amazing and everything that she says is so true, and she was saying that this is the most AMAYZING pizza place in not just New York, but the whole world. She has been EVERYWHERE. She dies for this pizza. The meat lovers is so phucking good. She dies for it. '
You may have heard of Rasheeda before; she recently released the smash hit "Marry Me." What you probably didn't know about her is that in addition to being an AMAZING rapper/singer, she also knows sooooo much about food. Trust me, she has eaten like EVERYWHERE.
Anyway, everyone is saying that she is the best judge of pizza cuz shes had it everywhere.... SHE LOVES OMG PIZZA OMG OMGOMGOMGOM OMGOMG
Honestly the fact that this place has one 2 1/2 stars is so ridiculous, people are just trying to get back at Rasheeda and cut her down by saying bad things about this place because they are so jealous of her. I don't blame them, but come on, grow up.
Please, please PLEASE don't take this out on Rasheeda. She didn't ask for this; she just asked for good pizza.
Was this review …? Useful (2)
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
yes, very.
― emilys., Wednesday, 17 July 2013 08:30 (ten years ago) link
6/6/2009This place is completely over-rated. The so-called Chef is a fraud. The pasta is frozen, for God's sake! The kitchen is a joke. (Take a peek -- do you see any gas ovens? C-L-U-E!) The wine list is embarrassing. Come on foodies, this is all about marketing, hype, PR, and a heavy dose of pure bullsh*t.
from the same reviewer two months later:
Review: Hide »1.0 star rating8/11/2009 If you want fine dining, please go straight to Five & Ten in Five Points. And if you want authentic Italian, you should try La Dolce Vita downtown
(fyi this is a former boss of mine)
― emilys., Wednesday, 17 July 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
C-L-U-E!
― emilys., Wednesday, 17 July 2013 08:49 (ten years ago) link
Overall, like I said, for those who love authentic Mexican food, that place is the sh..! And who cares about the service anyway? (In my case it was not bad). You think you get good service in Mexico? If you want good service and good Mexican food go to Javier's in Newport Beach, Ca (my personal favorite upscale Mexican place)
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Monday, 29 July 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link
I also liked the chicken mole (and I typically don't like mole unless home-made)...of course I only ate a small piece (that was all my Mediterranean stomach could take).
― how's life, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
This is the place to go if your girlfriend just refuses to return the favor.... if you know what I mean!
Enter this late 70's saloon and you might not find anyone inside except the bartender, go way in back by the bathrooms and exit to the outside patio area, this area too may be void of peeps.... but dare go back beyond the wooden stockade fencing and here you may find it surprisingly packed with two legged Iguanas willingly scouring about looking for live underwater snakes to devour.......! These male yard lizards are looking for a feast! ....and many str8 men cum here just for this free service!
...But do buy a drink at the bar before you take that walk back, you just can't be rude! Best in Summer but, open all year 'round! SHHHHHH!Keep it under your hat you came by!
This review is dedicated to my dear friend, Ricky Swircz 1960-2003
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link