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ALSO THIS IS TERRIFYING
http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/tien/2007_04_pikatraffic.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

this one is hard.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the jackass thing not pikachu.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never seen Jackass, so I bow out of this one. Are any of them actually straight?

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

johnny knoxville is the only one I can conjure up an image of, and it is a cute image, so johnny knoxville.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh and the "snuff films" don't actually show anyone dying so maybe okay? I dunno my work doesn't have interwebs policy. :(

Knoxville is the best-looking but all other things considered I'm going with Pontius.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm at a total loss here.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS SO, SO HOT

god wtf is gotten into me today

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Knoxville followed by Bam.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean that's the order of my picks - not that I'd do both one right after the other.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i should really just buy the jackass movies

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ENBB, I can totally vouch for the Gallo being OK when he's not, like, playing up to the media, so I have to pick the Gallo with the proviso that a big bath was part of foreplay.

Unlike the Gallo, C. Owen was uptight when he was 'shot' in my flat so must say O Wilson.

Last group, meh.

― suzy, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, Abercrombie Busey is 62 years old, and yet dresses like a college freshman. Who went nuts one night and broke into a Botox clinic and self-injected 5x the maximum allowed by law.

No way.

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, all the Jackass boyz are giving me a definite soft-on, or making my parts shrivel, or whatever we've decided the ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest". JK is the only one actually NOT gross-looking and the smarmy aviators are still killing me. Steve-O 2nd, I guess.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no no the aviators and the chucks are basically the deal sealers for me re: johnny knoxville. that and the whole obvious death wish.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

he looks intresting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest" = harshbuzz my clit-on

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, all the Jackass boyz are giving me a definite soft-on, or making my parts shrivel, or whatever we've decided the ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest".

my baby sister says "giving me the drought".

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

of course she's probably older than any of you. :-(

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to Suzy Ah, ok. It's good to have that confirmed about VG from another source because that's basically what she's said all along but not having ever met him myself, I always thought she might have been just been a little too caught up in the whole thing to see things clearly. Let's be honest - he can often come off as the creepiest man alive.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

God how could I forget about "clit-on"?? Yeah, that.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

guys guys j knoxville is really kind of haggard looking

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

parching your buzz

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

the correct answer is chris pontius, bam also acceptable

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer, I kees you.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i just say, "that person is not attractive to me, dear sirs, take them away" jesus christ guys.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the absolute best case scenario with the jackass dudes is coming away with hep c.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, they probably are like walking petri dishes of venereal diseases.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

from the original proponent of 'blood diamonds'

beartrap

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

what's going on here

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Fun.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

sexual fantasy island

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure the jackass guys have excellent doctors.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but none of these folks have ever made even a cameo in any of MY fantasies, so let's not be hasty.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey now THERE's a job for me

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

well, not really

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Except maybe O Wilson, that's a lot of milky white skin.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

also there is pretty much nothing acceptable about bam

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I kinda suspect the jackass guys have sex maybe biannually actually, too busy hurting themselves and recovering and traveling to new places to hurt themselves. and none of their balls can possibly still be working properly so there's that taken care of.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

see, tom gets it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

vince gallo also seems like he'd be riddled with VD, but for ENBB's friend's sake, I hope that's not so.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ok guys, peter cook or dudley moore

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, they probably are like walking petri dishes of venereal diseases.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:41 PM (4 minutes ago)

This is why I passed up Knoxville (who, other than maybe Bam, is the only one I genuinely suspect of getting mad groupie disease-sex) in favor of Pontius, who has only my and elmo's love.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked how that one bit in the hotel they were all reading the fake message ostensibly from a girl whose sister had boned some of them and every single guy who read it was like "whoa!!" I imagined them thinking to themselves "who got laid? bam?"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Peter Hook.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

no no peter hook is in a later challenge.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Steve-O thought it was him!

bartrip

― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to horseshoe Yeah, right? That said, as far as I've been told, VG is totally clear in the VD dept. You better believe that was one of the first things I asked/warned about.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I still want someone to respond to my BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR sex island fantasy quiz, but I think we'd all pick Ron White.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

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