What do you look like in your underwear?

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Two days ago, I stood in front of my bathroom mirror with my shirt off, desperately sucking in my tummy to see if I might possibly look acceptable in an underwear photo.

Ha, I did this as well.

I also started wondering if the bra I had on was false advertising.

Isn't that what bras are for?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://homepage.mac.com/dymaxia/.Pictures/virtualmodel.jpg

I'm an Asian! With smaller boobs!

― Yr3k (dymaxia), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

roxy's cat is very polite at not peeking at girls when they're in their undergarment.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha this is the vortex I'm talking about: right now we're at the part where the guys standing around going "yeah, I'd jump over that" / "someone should try" / "I'd do it if you do first" / "maybe I will" / "I'll be Dave could" / "I'll do it if Sam does it" / etc. etc.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't you see? We're all going to end up here in g-strings. The ball's rolling, there's no backing out now. I've gotta go shave.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know, if me posting a nude isn't a good enough case of going first, I don't know what is.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, but you were intrepid about it to begin with. There has to be consensus among the fearful as well.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

You're the kid everyone already knew was gonna jump over the thing. Tuomas was the kid who surprised everyone by jumping right after, although without the backflip / penis. The die is cast for the rest of us. By the end of the week ILX will pictures of me having sex with Chloe Sevigny or something.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I've just started going back to the gym, and may have a boost of self esteem, so as long as this thread is still alive in a month or so... FEEEEAAAAAR!

(and I wouldn't be shaving for the occasion.)

― donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"backflip / penis"!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, I seem to be rather taken for granted here, and I'm not sure in a good way...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Everybody, just a reminder to please think of the children!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, pish posh, Martin. We value you and your naked knob.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer wants Aja, Dante, and Nowell pics.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel your pain Martin!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

No! We didn't mean it like that!

Three cheers for Martin and penis both!

Hip-hip ... hooray!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, don't want to whine. I apologise, and will shut up.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha! You are to be seen, not heard, Martin!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Hip-hip ... hooray!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Listen, I have apologised for my pathetic insecurity, so please give a severely depressed person who has already made a fool of himself a bit of a break, okay?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

yay big cock
WE WANT MORE BIG COCK

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Big-cock ... hooray!

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

(Wait, no, Martin, my hip-hipping was completely unsarcastic! Dude, we love you on this board, and I was thoroughly jazzed to meet you last year. Risque pictures of boarders are pretty much the spice of life. No sarcasm whatsoever: hip-hip hooray for you, a great great guy.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

HUGE PUSSY!
whoopie!

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

SNAPPIN' PUSSY!
snappy!

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer wants...

No! I meant think of *your own* children and what they'll see when they start internetting!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

do you think children find child pornography sexy?

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

(This is like the life-cycle of a mailing list in miniature.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.danperry.com/images/hard-on.jpg

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I almost clicked on that.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

im not proud of it, but i clicked on that.

(haha shit)

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it the furry author again?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit wait -- it was made-up! Dude, if that actually links to anything in particular I am way sorry.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoa, Roxy! Your pic is maybe - and I'm not lying here - *the* hottest thing I've ever witnessed on the InterWeb, if you don't mind me saying it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, I'm drunk. And horny.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know, I wouldn't like to try to choose between that pic and the pics of Ally, Caitlin, Julia and Trayce.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

could this be the start of the ilx wanking pics?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

instigator.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

You forgot Mandee and Holly.
xx-post

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

god you guys!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

have some love for stevem here

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry to forget them! Mandee knows I think she is lovely, but the pic here didn't strike me as an underwear shot. Nor Holly's exactly - and somehow I do relate to pics less when I don't know them otherwise, if you see what I mean. I mean, I don't think some sort of Hottest Female ILXer In Her Underwear poll is a good idea or anything, but it seems hotter to me when it is someone I know pretty well, as I feel I do several of the women, than when it's a pic, however sexy, of someone I don't know.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i still love you stevem even if noone else will :\

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

ken c would hit it!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Steve looks cute AS in his pic! Seriously.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf tho, bad hair night. it's calmed down again now. Holly's is the sexiest, maybe, for pose. props to andrew tho he never wears a shirt anyway. ally is a GOTH TEASE. caitlin megahot. roxy supercute, julia has the best pants. Tuomas is just champion of the universe in general - the thread can never really recover and we are all jus trailing in his wake. i'm afraid i cannot judge Martin as i am terrified of penises large or small, including my own.

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i have yet to see the Trayce one either

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

If you think Ally is a goth tease then wait til you see my pic hah ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally in goth tease SHOCKA!! I'll bet she never even knew.

I'm seriously contemplating how I can one-up Tuomas... What if I invite a bunch of my hot guy friends around and we have a group photoshoot - would that satisfy ye?!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

if u guys are calling me a goth to infuriate me into posting the nekkid shots, it ~~will~~won't work.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

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