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ok ok guys just one more, clive owen, owen wilson, or mark wahlberg? you HAVE to have sex with one of them.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

only one?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Ally makes amends

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU ahh palate cleansed and Owen Wilson obv.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

MARK WAHLBERG

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

OBV

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Owen Wilson 8080

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sorry, did i just say that out loud

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you for leaving Clive Owen to me.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark Wahlberg is a nicelooking young man but I think he's going to age badly. not that that's relevant.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i am picking mark wahlberg today too, to make amends for killing him last night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sure that would mean a lot to him.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going with Clive Owen but Mark Wahlberg is a very close second. Owen Wilson doesn't do it for me, sorry. Pre-fatty Luke Wilson is alright tho.

Speaking of Luke...

http://www.1-888-9-vacancy.com
^^^most fucked up marketing ever

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah put 8889 in the special offer code box thing for ultimate fucked up hilariousness.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The only problem with that ad is that I kind of want the furniture and lamps in the honeymoon suite living room.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

omg 'snuff said

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOLed.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god what the fuck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

am I wrong in interpreting the gist of this ad campaign as "if you love snuff films, you'll LOVE this movie!"

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

My best friend had um . . . a thing with VG for a while and while I still find it hard to believe, she's swears he's amazing and not at all the complete creep he appears to be. Still gross though.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah put 8889 in the special offer code box thing for ultimate fucked up hilariousness

thanks, can't wait to get fired. NSFW IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE THIS.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah wtf?

beartrap OMG ENBB!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441773/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh and Owen Wilson. No contest.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

waaaaah

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Voiced by JB

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/kung-fu-panda-maquette.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok one more: johnny knoxville, bam margera, steve-o, chris pontius, or wee man

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO THIS IS TERRIFYING
http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/tien/2007_04_pikatraffic.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

this one is hard.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the jackass thing not pikachu.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never seen Jackass, so I bow out of this one. Are any of them actually straight?

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

johnny knoxville is the only one I can conjure up an image of, and it is a cute image, so johnny knoxville.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh and the "snuff films" don't actually show anyone dying so maybe okay? I dunno my work doesn't have interwebs policy. :(

Knoxville is the best-looking but all other things considered I'm going with Pontius.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm at a total loss here.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS SO, SO HOT

god wtf is gotten into me today

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Knoxville followed by Bam.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean that's the order of my picks - not that I'd do both one right after the other.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i should really just buy the jackass movies

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ENBB, I can totally vouch for the Gallo being OK when he's not, like, playing up to the media, so I have to pick the Gallo with the proviso that a big bath was part of foreplay.

Unlike the Gallo, C. Owen was uptight when he was 'shot' in my flat so must say O Wilson.

Last group, meh.

― suzy, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, Abercrombie Busey is 62 years old, and yet dresses like a college freshman. Who went nuts one night and broke into a Botox clinic and self-injected 5x the maximum allowed by law.

No way.

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, all the Jackass boyz are giving me a definite soft-on, or making my parts shrivel, or whatever we've decided the ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest". JK is the only one actually NOT gross-looking and the smarmy aviators are still killing me. Steve-O 2nd, I guess.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no no the aviators and the chucks are basically the deal sealers for me re: johnny knoxville. that and the whole obvious death wish.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

he looks intresting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest" = harshbuzz my clit-on

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, all the Jackass boyz are giving me a definite soft-on, or making my parts shrivel, or whatever we've decided the ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest".

my baby sister says "giving me the drought".

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

of course she's probably older than any of you. :-(

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to Suzy Ah, ok. It's good to have that confirmed about VG from another source because that's basically what she's said all along but not having ever met him myself, I always thought she might have been just been a little too caught up in the whole thing to see things clearly. Let's be honest - he can often come off as the creepiest man alive.

― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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