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whichever one will spoon with me afterward.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

which abercrombie guy and which american apparel guy?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Me neither, Jess, but I bet he wears a hemp necklace, is the problem.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ARRG LIKE 7X XP COULD NOT POST DAYUM

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a former abercrombie model on Friday Night Lights and he is pretty much the hottest thing ever, so I'm leaning in that direction.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I have another one: which member of the blue collar comedy tour would you have sex with?

horseshoe: I think ally means the ultra-creepy american apparel founder. he is hideous. seriously, don't pick him.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh you guys mean the founders ew ew ew

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a really mean pick one!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

teh owners of both companies.
http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg
abercrombie

http://www.sachsreport.com/dov%20charney%20american%20apparel.jpg
american apparel

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/img/product/107-lrg.jpg
vincent gallo

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ladies try not to drool on yourself too much while lookin those over

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean those are basically the three grossest men in the world?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

omg abercrombie dude looks like some kind of alternate dimension gary busey monster.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I might actually rather sleep with Michael Douglas and now my brain is going to short from having that thought.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

there are so many way grosser pictures of american apparel guy

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys are right, i'm really sorry i asked that question, i'm grossing myself out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ this is like some girl version of pizza v. boobs but you guys left out the gustatory options

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i still think vincent gallo looks like luke in that picture

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a correct

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, i could totally go for pizza or boobs right now.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

sooooo disturbing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I dunno, sheerly on basis of looks prob Gallo but fuck all you for making me think about it.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

guys you can't post on this thread without picking.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

how about on the basis of possible diseases???

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

okay abercrombie dude now I want to die

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

lol vince gallo will make you pay $50k for the privilege of doing so tho

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

what if you use a condom?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

is it a freebie then?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i pick american apparel guy because hey free clothing and a modeling contract, for like a week at least.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

the abercrombie guy looks like a germophobe so i think he'd be your best bet. of course he also looks like he doesn't sleep with women so there's that too...

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I seriously don't think I could spend two minutes in Vincent Gallo's company without punching him in the head, so he's out.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh gary busey in flipflops

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm really sorry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

punching him in the head

I hear this can be good, though. Plus I mean, unconscious at least he'd be quiet.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

A few weeks ago a friend and I were grossing each other out with Republicans versus Republicans (Karl Rove versus Dick Cheney, etc.) Soooooo disturbing.

So really, Ari Fleischer was not so bad in comparison to that or to Ally's choices. (But still, NO.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i've never really understood why people go for the hardcore mega youthbot 6000-style plastic surgery when it just ends up making you look chromosomally deficient

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok guys just one more, clive owen, owen wilson, or mark wahlberg? you HAVE to have sex with one of them.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

only one?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Ally makes amends

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU ahh palate cleansed and Owen Wilson obv.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

MARK WAHLBERG

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

OBV

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Owen Wilson 8080

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sorry, did i just say that out loud

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you for leaving Clive Owen to me.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark Wahlberg is a nicelooking young man but I think he's going to age badly. not that that's relevant.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i am picking mark wahlberg today too, to make amends for killing him last night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sure that would mean a lot to him.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going with Clive Owen but Mark Wahlberg is a very close second. Owen Wilson doesn't do it for me, sorry. Pre-fatty Luke Wilson is alright tho.

Speaking of Luke...

http://www.1-888-9-vacancy.com
^^^most fucked up marketing ever

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah put 8889 in the special offer code box thing for ultimate fucked up hilariousness.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

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