Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

if i saw that ad in a magazine i would go to the louis vuitton store right away

otm

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/3/19/15/enhanced-buzz-wide-17411-1363720175-7.jpg

louis vuitton zombie movie waiting to happen

its a perfect couture model facial pose

...I love that facial expression. Like there's a slight chance that she could contort her body, and climb through the screen ala Ringu

lindsay was supposed to start rehab this morning. the fact that it is now dinnertime and she is still not in rehab should surprise no one.

Whatever, hater.

oh lindsaypaws :(

She'll be fine. I'm not worried.

Apparently she had more pressing business.

LiLo browsing at Fry's

amanda bynes is such a rookie

Schrader on LL:
http://www.filmcomment.com/article/shooting-stars

I think Lohan has more natural acting talent than Monroe did, but, like Monroe, her weakness is her inability to fake it. She feels she must be experiencing an emotion in order to play it. This leads to all sorts of emotional turmoil, not to mention on-set delays and melodrama. It also leads, when the gods smile, to movie magic. Monroe had the same affliction. They live large, both in life and on screen. This is an essential part of what draws viewers to them.

Lohan has outgrown her adolescent roles. All those cute all-American girls with the all-American names (Hallie Parker, Annie James, Anna Coleman, Cady Heron, Maggie Peyton), they’re gone. And in their place is another all-American type, the tough-talking, cigarette-smoking, streetwise girl, the blowsy blonde—Gena Rowlands, Ann-Margret, Shelley Winters, Angie Dickinson. Yet shining from within remains the little girl from the Disney films—a sweetness that makes the hard shell vibrate. Just like Marilyn.

I don't like how he seems to be saying Monroe wasn't serious about the craft of acting and instead "playacted" at it. Brando said Monroe was a committed and serious actress and that's good enough for me.

must be experiencing an emotion in order to play it.

this is method acting 101 iirc

I don't like how he seems to be saying Monroe wasn't serious about the craft of acting and instead "playacted" at it.

well go ahead and feel relieved because he isnt saying that

"To be taken seriously one had to appear serious: study your craft, be mentored, read literature, respect your creative elders, marry a playwright, get the support of an established theater group or studio. To receive the system’s rewards—fame, money—you playacted by the system’s rules. And Monroe did."

not sure how you're parsing this one, H4A

the method isn't the only way to work tho!

paul schrader directs! lindsay lohan stars! is hardly an appealing proposition, like you are suffering a lot just to test the guy's thesis.

this shows a p blunt misunderstanding of monroe's appeal, too. she is a lightbulb on screen, with terrific timing & presence; not sure if PS rests his claim on anything other than his movie but LL would have to be doing a lot to in some way exceed or equal monroe on screen

comparing LL to old school starlets, especially monroe, has been her m.o. for the last few years, schrader is just playing along. the sad thing is it just emphasizes how prematurely aged she is

"To be taken seriously one had to appear serious: study your craft, be mentored, read literature, respect your creative elders, marry a playwright, get the support of an established theater group or studio. To receive the system’s rewards—fame, money—you playacted by the system’s rules. And Monroe did."
--Matt Armstrong

This doesn't read to me as some indictment--it's an argument that abiding by the rules of the establishment, whether one believes in them or not, *is* the road to being taken seriously. He's not saying Marilyn was an unserious fake, he's saying she played the game one needed to play to be taken seriously.

^^^

Latest trialer for The Canyons, btw: http://youtu.be/AENDAxKLxLY

Smart smart smart to release this on-demand. Who wouldn't take this for a spin for $6.99?

comparing LL to old school starlets

forgot what thread this was for a moment, had visions of Marilyn Monroe crooning "Accidental Racist"

around here, I presume those initials refer to La Lechera.

i enjoy pretending that LL references are directed at me, esp when they are talking about old school starlets, incarceration, or irrational behavior.

im sick of monroe complexes. i got over mine @ 17 which i assume is why im still alive

i don't know if i would have been able to hold up under the amount of public scrutiny and venom lohan received ever since she started having issues.

Treeship: Hot, Ready, and Legal!

;-)

this is still my favorite lohan:

http://i.imgur.com/IRx2bT2.jpg

i'm lying though, this is:

http://i.imgur.com/uRLihwE.jpg

aww yeah

otm

I'm surprised she ever wore a different outfit again after striking gold with that one

look at her baby hands

idk those flip flops are pretty bad

didnt even get to the feet tbh

^^^

that picture was my gchat status for like a month

I have positive feelings toward that picture

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/07/30/0730-lohan-gsi2-3.jpg

I cant work with the fringe jacket, Lilo. Soz.

loving those boots

the fringe jacket is good.

no its really really bad

it makes her look like her mom