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he was killed in a fit of pity

u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I was hoping to write a piece on him. He is rather making a splash in certain circles with his current relationship with the niece of the viscout of lancashire and google brought me here. did he stop posting in late summer? does anyone know how one can contact him for an interview?

Nigel Dempster, Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
some big lolz here

--+--+-+-+++, Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

No cuddlestein mountain for you!

The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

inspired by this nuvvieworldian post by marcello in the true luv thread-

With me at the moment it manifests itself as a tummy tingle whenever I see one of her emails in my inbox or when I look at her blog and there's a new post. Or when I'm writing the blog I'm writing for her. Can't pin it down to anything but it undeniably exists.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), October 28th, 2005.

-++-++-+, Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Instead of waterfalls of pussy, this thread is delivering trickles of vagina.

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), August 29th, 2005.

--+--++-+, Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

did he get scared off or teased away? i feel bad about that.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Teased/harassed would be my guess. Maybe he toughened up and came back as Mickey.

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

"toughened up"

-+-+++-+-, Monday, 1 May 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked him even if he did have an oedipus complex.

JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

that sounds like a punchline to a jewish joke or a new yorker cartoon

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 1 May 2006 00:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I exchanged an email with him once. I've wondered what happened to him for awhile now. Almost scared to know. But I think I will try emailing him now and see what happens. I'm sure I still have the old one he sent.

honorary joy division roadie (Bimble...), Monday, 1 May 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked him even if he did have an oedipus complex.

-- JW (jo...), May 1st, 2006.

that sounds like a punchline to a jewish joke or a new yorker cartoon

-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 1st, 2006.

MOM JOKE ;-)

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

DAD "MOM" NEW YORKER "JEWISH JOKE."

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, there should be a make your own new yorker comic thing like the ones for red meat and jerkcity

JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

"I say it's an Oedipus complex, and I say the hell with it.'

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

[image of cat talking] [cat not talking]

JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.

gershy, Sunday, 26 August 2007 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link

j blount r.i.p

, Sunday, 26 August 2007 07:23 (sixteen years ago) link

DAD "MOM" NEW YORKER "JEWISH JOKE."

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, May 1, 2006 4:37 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

not sure what i was getting at here

s1ocki, Sunday, 26 August 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

and here's the thing

and what, Sunday, 26 August 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

<3 <3 <3

and what, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember The John Larroquette Show! I can't remember any of the episodes, but my mother always made tapes of it for my father while he was in jail.

-- Quit glaring at Ian Riese-Moraine! He's mentally fraught! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:24 (2 years ago)

am0n, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

he thought it was REALLY COOL to talk like a charles dickens era fancy boy british flapjack motherfucker. the famous quotes "SQUEE! CUDDLESTEIN MOUNTAIN!" were from his own totally serious and unironic posts. he talked about his mom ALOT and it turned out dude was from florida so it was like wtf.
-- chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 00:01

gershy, Sunday, 26 August 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

anglo scarfy is such a incisive adjective

sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i am oft-reminded of ian's syntactical stylings when composing facebook status messages

stevie, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.angelfire.com/fl5/moraine_mantras/index.html

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Oh my God it's luna -- get naked everybody!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement.

lol, what thread is this originally from?

gershy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i always thought noise board ian was this dude

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link

no wonder you're banned on every board except this one.

chaki, Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:50 (sixteen years ago) link

...

J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Is this where you're supposed to say SNAP?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

more like squeenames amirite

gr8080, Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

this is why I have no =r== 3 yhor***$JJJ

El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 January 2008 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

you guys know what ian riese-moraine's favorite game is?

Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Squee Ball?

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Cuddlestein 3-D

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

lololololol, xp

Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

it's actually SQUEE-ball

Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Super Nuvvio world

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

was he really screwing his mom? also, why is he not on facebook?

homosexual II, Saturday, 28 August 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I do sometimes wonder if he was a real person or not.

cackle of rads (Nicole), Sunday, 29 August 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

was he really screwing his mom? also, why is he not on facebook?

my guesses would be "nah" and "suicide"

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Sunday, 29 August 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jul/28/want-sex-with-my-mother

lol at the amount of controversial mod edits

nude defending a headcase (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 July 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link


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