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I think CH said it best when he said we were all already dead

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

which is totally the facts if you know anything about quantum gravity

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought he said it better when he kept yelling "snakes and ipods"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that is more his personal truth that he discovered through Christ and not so much a universal thing though, I thought

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all tied together

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

we're all already dead, that is why we keep seeing ipods and snakes, which are nonexistent in the real world of living people

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

artifacts of purgatory

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still totally mystified by what happened to my 7 layer burrito last night. This is a mystery that should be solved soon, in case it is behind my couch or something.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dude i want a 7 layer burrito now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you lost a burrito? Man, that's a whole new level of stoned right there.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tacobell.co.uk

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You can have mine, but you have to find it.

xpost

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

WORST EASTER EVER.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

so guys this morning i just listened to adam and the ants for like 55 minutes and then captain sensible and then someone said to me, "nice sweater" so i'm in a pretty good mood this morning, which i didn't think i would be after that dream i had where i MURDERED MARK WAHLBERG wtf. if i had eaten a burrito last night, none of this would've happened, is what i'm thinking.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

As long as there isn't a vomit-soaked towel behind the radiator, you should be OK.

BACONLIPS

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't worry Ally; I have dreams like that all the time. Enjoy your good mood!

As long as there isn't a vomit-soaked towel behind the radiator, you should be OK.

If anyone would know, it would be FB...

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wouldn't there be some sign, a wrapper in the trash perhaps, if the burrito was eaten?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

my roommate had a dream the other night in which she had sex with Kurt Russell.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

argh argh argh why did I read all of lurker 2427 or whatever the hell's posts in that gun control thread?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

because you're a FOOL PANTS

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, right? he gives me a vibe, solely over the internet, that if I encountered him in real life, I'd warn all my female friends away from him.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my roommate had a dream the other night in which she had sex with Kurt Russell.

Yuck. But Michael Douglas would have been worse...

I once had a dream where I had a torrid affair with Ari Fleischer. After that I cut down on my C-SPAN watching drastically.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Sara 8080 Michael Douglas is so gross!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, I'd say that about a lot of people. Including myself. beartrapx2

wtf ari fleischer???? must have been really...uh...exciting. beartrap

PICK ONLY ONE: Kurt Russell, Bruce Willis, or Michael Douglas.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west, a state that's untouchable like elliot ness, the track hits ya eardrum like a slug to yr chest, pack a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex. we in the sunshine state with the bomb ass hemp beat the state where you never find a dance floor empty, and pimps be on a mission lookin for them greens, lean, mean, money makin machines servin fiends. i been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes--ever since honeys been wearin sassoon. now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me diamonds shinin lookin like i robbed liberace. it's ALL good from diego to the bay, your city is teh bomb if yr city makin pay. throw up a finger if you feel the same way, dre puttin it down for CALI-FORN-I-A.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe that should be YOU MUST PICK ONE.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought Florida was the Sunshine State?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

um, I kind of dig Bruce Willis.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie that is a really bizarre conundrum and i think i'll pick...kurt russell.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

dude kurt russell is awesome haven't you seen overboard?

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I am in love with Bruce Willis but purely in a "I wish he would adopt me" way. I'm going with Kurt Russell.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I would really like some input from the mens on this topic.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Bruce Willis if I really HAD to but jeez.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Kurt Russell

― n/a, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

BRUCE WILLIS IS GOING TO DO AMERICA A FAVOR.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok my turn, you have to have sex with the american apparel guy, the abercrombie guy, or vincent gallo, who do you choose.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going with the abercrombie guy because I don't know what he looks like.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm pickin abercrombie because i need to know if he is actually a robot or not

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

what if he is a sexbot? then you will never know.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

whichever one will spoon with me afterward.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

which abercrombie guy and which american apparel guy?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Me neither, Jess, but I bet he wears a hemp necklace, is the problem.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ARRG LIKE 7X XP COULD NOT POST DAYUM

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a former abercrombie model on Friday Night Lights and he is pretty much the hottest thing ever, so I'm leaning in that direction.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I have another one: which member of the blue collar comedy tour would you have sex with?

horseshoe: I think ally means the ultra-creepy american apparel founder. he is hideous. seriously, don't pick him.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh you guys mean the founders ew ew ew

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a really mean pick one!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

teh owners of both companies.
http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg
abercrombie

http://www.sachsreport.com/dov%20charney%20american%20apparel.jpg
american apparel

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/img/product/107-lrg.jpg
vincent gallo

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ladies try not to drool on yourself too much while lookin those over

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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