They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

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Give it to james cameron

needs HD 3D helmets being took off and put on again

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:42 (eleven years ago) link

want to get right inside the experience of what it's like to be a helmet

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:42 (eleven years ago) link

Oh...?

I just don't get how, after this movie, which sucked and makes no sense, they'd be stumped with a follow-up. Here are some other ideas that would be just as good:

Charlize survived and develops a rapport with the alien

-girl survivor turns into a space giraffe, aliens put her in a zoo

-Alien morphs into a human and runs for president

-God intervenes, is impregnated by alien, gives birth to alien god

-Survivor ship lands on Mars, finds the planet is already populated by an army of Davids, who have been terrforming Mars and carving out rivers. And alien falls into the river, turning it into an alien river. Then we find out this was centuries ago, and Mars is an infected alien planet, but contemporary earth was interested in going to Mars, but oh no! don't go to Mars, it is an alien planet ruled by an alien god! Turn back! No! Agggghhhh!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 April 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

INT. fox studios boardroom

r|t|c, Friday, 26 April 2013 11:59 (eleven years ago) link

omg guys this can be like a New Yorker cartoon caption competition

― Gukbe, Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:51 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Prometheus 2: Christ, What an Asshole.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au-Z2P3lBpg

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

'antimetheus'

meetwood.flac (S-), Monday, 13 May 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago) link

;_; estela beat u to that one sry

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

really ? :( I even ctrl-f'd the thread for it

meetwood.flac (S-), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

She's v subtle, that one

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 08:44 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

anyone seen this since

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

i've not been that depressed

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

I actually think this movie has the potential to end depression.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/P8bkgVB.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 7 October 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link

dog with cigar voiced by that other guy, not the president from independence day, you know the guy, would have improved this 100%

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

i'm halfway through reading this thread but the question that keeps on sticking in my mind is why does the big kahuna gray dude run all the way across the field to the nice jettisoned human ship after his horseshoe ship crashes

乒乓, Monday, 7 October 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

thats yr question?

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

seems to me if my ship just got rammed by another ship and i crashed down to land, first thing i'd be going for is the other side's insurance info

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link

let's go straight to the source:

The Engineer lies motionless. Is he DEAD?
NO. He moves now. Slow at first -- an ACCIDENT VICTIM...
but finally manages to SIT UP. HE PULLS OFF HIS DAMAGED
HELMET, puts his hand to his TEMPLE --
BLOOD. The God is actually HURT.
And this makes him ANGRY

He rises to his FULL HEIGHT NOW, FEET STRIDING PAST DAVID’S
HEAD as The Engineer approaches a CONSOLE -- A combination of
WAVES AND SNAPS ACTIVATES --
AN EXTERIOR VIDEO ARRAY
A 360 DEGREE VIEW of the area OUTSIDE OF THE JUGGERNAUT. We
see the SETTING SUN. The flaming WRECKAGE of the MAGELLAN.
But most IMPORTANTLY?
We see a PERSON. Walking away from the ship. Tiny in the
vastness of the desert -- But now the Engineer ZOOMS IN. And
there’s no mistaking who it is --
SHAW

And as we look into the Engineer’s DARK, DARK EYES as he SEES
HER... Perhaps the only survivor of the ship that has KNOCKED
HIM FROM THE HEAVENS, WE SMASH TO

EXT. PLANET, CRASH SITE, VICKERS’ MODULE - DUSK

Number None, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

LIIIINNNNDEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link

also: atmosphere inside ship was normalized to earth's atmosphere, humans could breathe, etc. - but all the space jockeys wore their elephant suits, except fro the gray dude, who didn't need it.

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link

i have no recollection of this movie i realise, shaw is not george bernard i suppose

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

perhaps this will refresh your memory

INT. TENT - NIGHT
BLACK.
A BURST OF STATIC -- Then... SOMEONE leaning over camera --
Turning it on.
It’s SHAW. She is dirty, but sexily so.

Number None, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

now i'm getting robert

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link

One of the pre-Lindelof drafts of the script by John Speihts leaked right around the time the movie came out on dvd. It was actually pretty good. A bit too prequel-y, but it had a lot of cool scenes and ideas. Plus it actually made sense.

Lindelof really deserves every ounce of shit he's gotten

goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link

i'm halfway through reading this thread but the question that keeps on sticking in my mind is why does the big kahuna gray dude run all the way across the field to the nice jettisoned human ship after his horseshoe ship crashes

― 乒乓, Monday, October 7, 2013 7:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats yr question?

― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, October 7, 2013 8:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Good premise for a sequel imo, humanity outfits a space expedition to tackle the ultimate mysteries of life itself the motives of the characters in Prometheus

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

what about "vengeful creator species returns to Earth to hunt down and crush everybody responsible for Prometheus?"

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 06:21 (ten years ago) link

running the 'experiments' on the head was really stupid too

the equivalent being, like

*find perfectly preserved mammoth head in frozen siberian tundra*

*stick a hot electric needle into it just to see what happens*

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

id imagine that this is p much how a person of lindelhof's world view feels about scientists tho

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

The head thing was also one of the dumbest allusions to the original Alien. It'd been cool if they'd tried to recreate the kinda-obvious cut between the mannequin head and Ian Holm covered in milky goo.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/G0FQTqN.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

INT. SPACECRAFT - SLEEP WING

A SLEEP POD quietly opens.
Out steps a MAN. But not just any man. It's -
DAMON LINDELOF.

LINDELOFF takes a few tentative stretches, then he TAKES OFF HIS OWN HEAD.
HE IS A ROBOT! AND HE IS YELLING! HE IS YELLING AT US TO ...

Lindeloff: Turn back!

His DISEMBODIED HEAD then VOMITS. Out comes a SCREENPLAY, followed by PILES OF MONEY, like a Satanic ATM.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Would wear

http://i.imgur.com/Ut7pvAw.jpg

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link

Is there talk of a follow up being in production or anything? Or was it considered too much of a disaster? Seemed to be deliberately setting itself up for a sequel.
Have to go and see another to see if its as good/bad as this.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link

Seemed to be deliberately setting itself up for a sequel.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5VqKDR34LSI/UL__EWqHk2I/AAAAAAAAFqM/Clk4a-xjvsw/s1600/alien_poster.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

Well yeah, but I thought she (Noomi Rapace) was off to roam the universe and deliver hurt unto the bastard Alien types with her sidekick David, a reconnected head. For thinking they was like God and shit.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

Hundreds of years pass ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

hurt, iirc, gets delivered unto the bastard alien types in the 1979 movie?

mind totally brown (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

heh

i am curious #yolo (wins), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

Scott is apparently doing a sequel sans Lindelof

Number None, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

a bastard alien type gets delivered through John Hurt in that 1979 film but it's a different species.

Certainly looked at the end of Prometheus as though they intended to continue the story of the character played by Noomi Rapace. IMDB has an entry for a Prometheus 2 but not fully populated, so I am still wondering if that is on the books even if it is backburnered.

Was Prometheus thought to be a success on any level? Box office or critical or other audience-wise? Or was it just a mess that people went to see out of curiosity over the Ripley trilogy or quadrilogy or whatever.
& it probably was a better film than the Alien Vs Predator ones wasn't it, somebody probably already says that earlier in the thread.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link

it was a total success in being a huge wasteful clusterfuck and generating a great ilx thread

mind totally brown (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

i think the AVP had such low expectations that people (incl. james cameron) were almost pleasantly surprised by it.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

Was Prometheus thought to be a success on any level? Box office or critical or other audience-wise?

― Stevolende, Tuesday, December 10, 2013 4:57 PM (44 minutes ago)

Rotten Tomatoes = 74% (269 critical reviews), 69% audience
Metacritic = 65/100
IMDB = 7.1/10

Box Office
Worldwide Gross: $404M
Budget: $180M

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

lol fanboys will suck up any shit, proven by science again and again

Scotch Derek (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link

I watched Alien the other day and the scene with the navigator in the boneship is so haunting

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link


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